The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
how long before they feel free to end one with "My bad"?
I'm waiting for "Whoopsie!" personally.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
how long before they feel free to end one with "My bad"?
I'm waiting for "Whoopsie!" personally.
I still do a double-take sometimes reading the headlines because of the name of of our suburbs. "Three boxcars full of fentanyl siezed in Surprise raid". What, as opposed to a raid where the cops called ahead to say they were coming over?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
how long before they feel free to end one with "My bad"?
I'm waiting for "Whoopsie!" personally.
I still do a double-take sometimes reading the headlines because of the name of of our suburbs. "Three boxcars full of fentanyl siezed in Surprise raid". What, as opposed to a raid where the cops called ahead to say they were coming over?
Might have been a surprise to the police as well as to not give the perps a heads up through cops on the take.
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@HardwareGeek Excessive, the last step is all that's required.
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@Mason_Wheeler is the plane an Acme brand plane? (Or the rock perhaps?)
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Female vs male soccer players
OW-OW Pain on Lisa | Pain on Max
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Pretty sure I've seen this before, but here it is again...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I need to buy a pair of too small boots?
(In truth, I wear 13-14)
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I need to buy a pair of too small boots?
(In truth, I wear 13-14)In what country?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I need to buy a pair of too small boots?
(In truth, I wear 13-14)In what country?
I wear size 49 in Sweden, some manufacturers I can wear 48:s
So 13-14 in US sizes.
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A mother is cleaning her son's bedroom and finds whips, handcuffs and other BDSM things.
She asks her husband what they should do about it and he says "I don't know, but I guess we shouldn't spank him."
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@dangeRuss Classic
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le sigh
Funny stuff!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
le sigh
Funny stuff!
Not to be confused with "Allen, Allan & Alan".
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
le sigh
Funny stuff!
Not to be confused with "Allen, Allan & Alan".
Steve.
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@TimeBandit Bah. GPA is a meaningless measure, unless you've already specified the school's competitiveness. A 3.9 at Strayer is easier than a 2.1 at MIT.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit Bah. GPA is a meaningless measure, unless you've already specified the school's competitiveness. A 3.9 at Strayer is easier than a 2.1 at MIT.
You need to specify scale too. I remember some schools use a max of 4, others a max of 5.
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Hello, thank you for calling Allen, Allen, Allen and Allen.
Let me speak to Mr. Allen.
Sorry, he's in a meeting.
OK, connect me to Mr. Allen.
Sorry, he's on vacation.
OK, connect me to Mr. Allen.
Sorry, he just stepped out.
OK, connect me to Mr. Allen.
Speaking.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hello, thank you for calling Allen, Allen, Allen and Allen.
Let me speak to Mr. Allen.
Sorry, he's in a meeting.
OK, connect me to Mr. Allen.
Sorry, he's on vacation.
OK, connect me to Mr. Allen.
Sorry, he just stepped out.
OK, connect me to Mr. Allen.
Speaking.
A wholly owned subsidiary of Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger & McCormick.
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@dangeRuss in .
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Pipethulu.
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@boomzilla I don't get it, so must be Loss
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