The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I believe the verb you're looking for here is weeb - it weebs one string from the front, and weebs the other from beweeb.
This it what guitars usually do, gently.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Ded
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Not this shit again.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ded
Technically 7 of those are packed into a triangle.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh? How does existence of that unintuitive packing prove existence of god?
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@error If it was the boss who did that to see who the gripers were, then it belongs in the Evil Ideas Thread.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh? How does existence of that unintuitive packing prove existence of god?
You obviously can't see it but the spaces between the boxes are filled with little bits of dead god.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh? How does existence of that unintuitive packing prove existence of god?
Have you heard of “it’s a joke”?
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@topspin right back at you.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin right back at you.
I’m not a morning person, so , but IDGI.
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@topspin So you missed the joke I was referring to and I missed the joke you were referring to—or at least I hope you were referring to one, because it does not seem very funny without being a reference to something.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh? How does existence of that unintuitive packing prove existence of god?
Only if that god is dead.
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@dkf … another one who does not know H2G2.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf … another one who does not know H2G2.
I'm moving people who quote that book into the same category as harry potter fans. READ ANOTHER BOOK.
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@DogsB I am not quoting it though. I am just referencing the proof of non-existence of god that starts with proving his existence.
Filed under: and I don't know where my towel is
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf … another one who does not know H2G2.
I'm moving people who quote that book into the same category as harry potter fans. READ ANOTHER BOOK.
"We apologize for the inconvenience."
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf … another one who does not know H2G2.
I'm moving people who quote that book into the same category as harry potter fans. READ ANOTHER BOOK.
Calm down, @blakeyDog
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf … another one who does not know H2G2.
I'm guessing my babelfish is playing up.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf … another one who does not know H2G2.
I'm moving people who quote that book into the same category as harry potter fans. READ ANOTHER BOOK.
Calm down, @blakeyDog
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh? How does existence of that unintuitive packing prove existence of god?
You obviously can't see it but the spaces between the boxes are filled with little bits of dead god.
Of the gaps, as it were.
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@boomzilla The picture's not a really a good one, though, because they're walking single file and he could just walk around them. I only notice it when there are two friends walking side by side at a leisurely pace on a sidewalk only wide enough for those two.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and he could just walk around them
Provided that they're not walking in the middle of the road like it fucking belongs to them.
As a pedestrian and a fairly fast walker I can readily assure you that I get road rage all the time. Everybody else on the road is stupid except me.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As a pedestrian and a fairly fast walker I can readily assure you that I get road rage all the time.
Not as much as I used to. I've slowed down a bit in my -age. Not a lot, but enough that I have to ask my son to slow down if I'm walking with him; he's in his mid-20s and walks even faster than I did at that age.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and he could just walk around them
Provided that they're not walking in the middle of the road like it fucking belongs to them.
As a pedestrian and a fairly fast walker I can readily assure you that I get road rage all the time. Everybody else on the road is stupid except me.
Come up behind me and I'll kneecap you with my cane....
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@error This is one of those types of programmer jokes my brain constantly battles with.
On the one hand it's a very simple and funny "hahaha extra commas messes up the column layout" joke. Just give it a quick lol and move on.
On the other hand, I've had enough such issues in the past that it's less funny and more like "nowadays they would account for that by quoting the columns / use a different delimiter / different export format"
Yes, I know, I'm not always fun at parties
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes, I know, I'm not always fun at parties
Maybe you're just not attending the right kind of parties.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And some quotation marks
"
, too!
And for XML export, add<>!--
, for json[{}]
, ...
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Better throw in some whitespace (including line breaks) and null characters while we're at it.
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And don't forget bidi overrides.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
bidi overrides
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error This is one of those types of programmer jokes my brain constantly battles with.
On the one hand it's a very simple and funny "hahaha extra commas messes up the column layout" joke. Just give it a quick lol and move on.
On the other hand, I've had enough such issues in the past that it's less funny and more like "nowadays they would account for that by quoting the columns / use a different delimiter / different export format"
Yes, I know, I'm not always fun at parties
Also use quotes and backslashes. Duh.
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@DogsB At least she went out with a bang...
...I'll see myself out.
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@DogsB The research proved conclusively that people with Alzheimer's make a huge mess when they explode.
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
nowadays they would account for that
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes, I know, I'm not always fun at parties
None of us are. That's why we have time to come here.
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