The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also annoying, people who tell me the same joke many times especially if it is a common one.
No time for jokes. Everyone in my group is coding.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never thought about myself as an every day hero...
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@dcon life saved == death prevented, so it checks out.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
life runs javascript, right?
That would explain why so many bad things happen.
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"That's not an earthquake. It's someone running npm update"
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In OOtS, the dwarves, who pray to the thunder god Thor, are constantly at war with trees. Usually the trees are winning.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Tesla Saves Life Of Pedestrian!"
In a moment of awe-inspiring courage, a Tesla jumped in front of the teetering tree that was about to tenderize a pedestrian on the opposite sidewalk. Sadly, the Tesla sustained life threatening injuries. It is unknown at this time what the prognosis is.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It is unknown at this time what the prognosis is.
Going out in a blaze of glory. Literally.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It is unknown at this time what the prognosis is.
Going out in a blaze of glory. Literally.
I almost went for that. But it didn't seem to be crushed quite enough...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It is unknown at this time what the prognosis is.
Going out in a blaze of glory. Literally.
I almost went for that. But it didn't seem to be crushed quite enough...
Don't count it out yet. Where there's a Li+, there's a way.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It is unknown at this time what the prognosis is.
Going out in a blaze of glory. Literally.
I almost went for that. But it didn't seem to be crushed quite enough...
Bursting in flames is what Tesla does when you even as much as look at it funny.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It is unknown at this time what the prognosis is.
Going out in a blaze of glory. Literally.
I almost went for that. But it didn't seem to be crushed quite enough...
Bursting in flames is what Tesla does when you even as much as look at it funny.
It's a fight or flight instinct.
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@topspin could we say, then, that it's a 'sight or alight' instinct?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin could we say, then, that it's a 'sight or alight' instinct?
All except for the operator, sure. Maybe XOR would work? For at least some senses of the bits involved. NAND for some others. Is this going on CMOS or discrete?
ed. like it matters without knowing whether ground is true or false.
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@boomzilla Or hay fever?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I hate unnecessary repetition.
I was going to make a post saying this, repeatedly; but since you hate jokes that have been done, I won't.
I do wonder what you're doing on the internet and in this forum in particular then.
Agreeing with me is fine.
More accurately, I hate jokes that we all knew when we were kids so we've heard them over and over again.
And having been married for almost 22 years..when my husband says the same joke or story for the 500th time...
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@Benjamin-Hall It would be funnier if it used Sack AS-6 as base.
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I'm scarred for life and now you are too!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And having been married for almost 22 years..when my husband says the same joke or story for the 500th time...
Spontaneous orgasm. We know.
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@Gribnit think more “herniated disc”.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit think more “herniated disc”.
Damn, I mean, I guess if it's been a real long while...
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@Gribnit no, more the joke is so unfunny you put your back out straining to fake the laughter. But I suspect the nuance is lost somewhere over in vicinity.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the nuance is lost somewhere over in vicinity.
What color is it? I might have seen it.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm scarred for life and now you are too!
If I knew who these people were...
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There does seem to be a big overlap between open relationships and investing in crypto...
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From memelord Elon:
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, so they were wrong. It does exist. But I still don't see how it can hurt you.
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@da-Doctah in Poland you can buy parabolic rice.
It can hurt you if you think about it for too long.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, so they were wrong. It does exist. But I still don't see how it can hurt you.
That's because you weren't there. You haven't seen it. The horror. The horror!
*...insane gibbering...*
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@Luhmann, now you’re just being eccentric.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
buy parabolic rice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPjxN9O5zIM?t=257&start=257&end=291
It's a parabola of confusion!
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, so they were wrong. It does exist. But I still don't see how it can hurt you.
That's because you weren't there. You haven't seen it. The horror. The horror!
*...insane gibbering...*I find this to be the most commonly overlooked factor.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seamore Naval Hospital
He's seeing a lot more than navel
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@da-Doctah I'll take a case!