The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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https://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/burnham.jpg
(Burnham's an (ineffectual) UK MP. That's about all the context needed for this.)
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Come to think of it, I don't see blue-shirt's other hand.
You can see his elbow behind him, by the stick's boots, though.
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@abarker said:
Cats are the spawn of Satan. They deserve any treatment that leads to a reaction like that.
:'(
You don't count. You aren't a real cat.
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Yakety Max
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http://i.imgur.com/IUWZFun.webm
It's expanding!
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That was an easy bet though. Flash and Silverlight were better, technically speaking, but were closed-source. Javascript was open and portable.
Of course many people were like "who cares about portability, Windows and Mac OS is all that matters hurr durr" but thankfully Android and iOS came around to prove them wrong.
[/FOSS advocate mode]
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Flash and Silverlight were better, technically speaking, but were closed-source
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Gnash
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkHqPFbxmOU
What if teachers and American pro athletes switched places. The car commercial in the end was the best.
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Hai!
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Better?
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Nope. It was broken on my phone when I saw that post on the train, and it's broken now from a pc at work. Just copy the image and paste it. The upload happens by magic.
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Is third time the charm?
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Indeed!
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Headpigeons!?
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Rather have head pigeons than crotch crickets.
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It was good planning on their part.
In case the war's result turned out to be different those skills could prove to be useful.<INB4 someone says the picture is from before the war - I know. There's no reason to think the royalty didn't know the plans to start it though
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A LONG-awaited sandcastle competition on Cleethorpes beach had to be abandoned after the tide came in, and washed away the exhibits.
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If only tides occurred at regular and predictable intervals.
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If only tides occurred at regular and predictable intervals.
Organised by the British Architects (RBA) Love Architecture programme...
One can only hope that they put more research into their building plans than their seaside plans...
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1:09 or so, "tell me the difference between you and a Socialist". If you look up "deer caught in the headlights" in the dictionary, that face is what you'll see as an example.
Of course, she goes on to do what politicians of all stripes do, which is to try to duck the question by answering a similar but different one. Good politicians, though, can pull it off. DWS, well, not so much.
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How to pay a speeding ticket in style
Filled under: Have a B[spoiler]elgium[/spoiler]ing magical day
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How to pay a speeding ticket in style
Is there an England-specific joke in there beyond the envelope picture and the cutesy handwriting?
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During the job interview.
Boss: "At this company we value two things the most. The first one is cleanliness. Speaking of which, have you wiped your feet on the doormat before entering?"
Applicant: "Of course, I always do."
Boss: "The second thing is honesty. There is no doormat."
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The nice thing about that kind of interview is that it tells you you probably don't want to work there, because management clearly doesn't trust the workers.
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While ignoring the fact it's a joke, management doesn't trust candidates.
It doesn't really say whether they trust employees.
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If they actually valued cleanliness, they'd have a doormat.
DOUBLE TWIST
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they'd have a doormat.
What if someone stole the doormat the day before the interview?
Then the boss can honestly ask about it but then remember it isn't there. Thus there wouldn't be a conflict and both values could be upheld by the boss.Filed under: you guys should start The Daily In-depth Joke Analysis subsection
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I wouldn't want a job there, since they value cleanliness over security.
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Filed under: Solid advice, but my compost heap is better
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Also, "live" is not the opposite of "death" and that's not how you type "hopeful"
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Not sure if Hitler or Dirty Sanchez. Either way have a like.