The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Half of the country would be like "half of the country would be like 'no they're not'" and the other half would be like "half of the country would be like 'no there not'".
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, also expertsexchange.com had to learn the value of hyphens
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I agree.
Half of America would have it under control.
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Me: Not a real question. What did you try? Opinion questions are not allowed, so I can't tell you what technology we should use.
Boss: You closed this work item without any pull requests or documentation.
Me: Not real work.
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5 more issues:
- Keeping books below the sink?
- Brooms in the fridge?
- 31 days in june?
- Daytime out the front door but nighttime out the window?
- Is that a carrot tree in the front yard?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
5 more issues:
* Keeping books below the sink? * Brooms in the fridge? * 31 days in june? * Daytime out the front door but nighttime out the window? * Is that a carrot tree in the front yard?More issues:
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The dude is wearing a slipper on his left foot (the one in the air) and a cowboy boot on his right foot (on the ground).
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The woman is using a device that looks like it's for waxing a tile floor. She's using it on the rug.
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The chair's three visible legs have different designs. The left rear leg is a modern design with a wide base and a narrow connection to the chair. The front right leg is ornamental, and much wider at the top than the bottom. The front left leg is concealed under the chair's skirt.
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Who puts an accent chair like that in the kitchen, anyway?
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There's a doorknob inside the drawer under the sink.
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The curtains are outside the window.
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The handle for the refrigerator is the kind of handle you'd put on a drawer. The handle inside the drawer under the sink is the kind you'd put on the refrigerator.
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The numbers on the clock are backwards.
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What, nobody is going to point out there are two taps over one sink? That's the weirdest part for me
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What, nobody is going to point out there are two taps over one sink? That's the weirdest part for me
Indeed. Who would do silly stuff like that.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What, nobody is going to point out there are two taps over one sink? That's the weirdest part for me
Perfectly normal in the UK, as I understand.
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@boomzilla I might be in this post, and I don't like it.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The handle for the refrigerator is the kind of handle you'd put on a drawer. The handle inside the drawer under the sink is the kind you'd put on the refrigerator.
Worse than that. It's actually a key in a keyhole.
No power cord for floor device.
The days of the week are out of order on the calendar.
Different sleeves on each person.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I might be in this post, and I don't like it.
Right there with you.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like JavaScript in your browser, so we used your JavaScript-enabled browser to put JavaScript in your browser so you can JavaScript while your browser JavaScripts.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yo dawg, I heard you like JavaScript in your browser, so we used your JavaScript-enabled browser to put JavaScript in your browser so you can JavaScript while your browser JavaScripts.
But, I'm not against it.
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@Benjamin-Hall I do like the cabinet with the handle on the inside. Good contingency thinking!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Little did we know, aliens introduced the furry buttplug tail to see how monkeys walked.
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Goodshomedesign said in You Can Now Get Tiny T-Rex Arms For Your Chickens:
Chickens already look somewhat like dinosaurs
In other news today, humans already look somewhat like mammals.
Why, you might even say Tyrannosaurus and Gallus gallus each look suspiciously like Tyrannoraptorans!
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's a doorknob inside the drawer under the sink.
On a door which is shorter than the opening it's supposed to cover.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The days of the week are out of order on the calendar.
I'm disappointed there are seven days in a week. And that they are in order, except starting on Wednesday.
But I totally missed the 31 days in June. And the different sleeves.
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@Zecc I finally figured out what's wrong with the window. It's mounted backwards. The rectangle notch looking things on the bottom of the window are weep holes. They go outside the house.
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The White House Is Partnering With Dating Apps To Get Horny People Vaccinated
Captions don’t get more 2021 than this.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And the different sleeves.
The boy's pant legs are different too.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The boy's pant legs are different too.
And there's wallpaper on the wall directly over the sink (excluding the bit that's a window).
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And that they are in order, except starting on Wednesday.
Some madmen even start their week on a Sunday. Not that much crazier.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc I finally figured out what's wrong with the window. It's mounted backwards. The rectangle notch looking things on the bottom of the window are weep holes. They go outside the house.
Those look more like handles to me...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc I finally figured out what's wrong with the window. It's mounted backwards. The rectangle notch looking things on the bottom of the window are weep holes. They go outside the house.
Those look more like handles to me...
I don't think I've ever seen handles on that part of a window. Besides, if they were handles, they'd probably be mortised into the wood rather than mounted to the outside. Better leverage, more durability, less likely to knock the window out of its track.
Pretty sure those are weep holes.
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@error
I would have expected Uber to deliver Satan ... Given how it's an evil company and such
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't think I've ever seen handles on that part of a window.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't think I've ever seen handles on that part of a window.
Those handles look flimsy as shit.
What are the handles on the top for?
Pretty sure that building code (in the US, anyway) won't let you have windows that lock with a key because it's a fire risk.
Don't we already have a thread where WTDWTF posters bitch about Windows?
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What are the handles on the top for?
For sliding the top half of the window down/up.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don't we already have a thread where WTDWTF posters bitch about Windows?
Every thread about Windows is like that
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That reminds me of a story that was in Asimov's Guide to Humor. Seems the Pope called the College of Cardinals together for a top-level meeting, and announced "I have good news and bad news. The good news is: I've just received a telephone call from Jesus, he's back, and I verified the accuracy of it."
"What's the bad news?" said one of the cardinals.
"He was calling from Salt Lake City."
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pretty sure that building code (in the US, anyway) won't let you have windows that lock with a key because it's a fire risk.
Windows that can open (particularly only a crack) but can not be locked in that position are a burglary risk. Hence it is near impossible nowadays to find windows which cannot lock. In NL, anyway.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Those handles look flimsy as shit.
Having used them from time to time, they're quite a lot stronger than they look. They're made of a fair thickness of metal and they're secured to the wood with long screws that bite well into the wood. The ones at the top appear to be loops, which also helps (and the windows also have counterweights, making them easier to move than they appear).
Not that I really like that sort of style.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're made of a fair thickness of metal and they're secured to the wood with long screws that bite well into the wood.
Modern sash window frames are often made of plastic like a lot of normal double-glazed windows but yeah.
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
nd the windows also have counterweights, making them easier to move than they appear
This is the main part. There's not much effort required to move them, generally.
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not that I really like that sort of style.
They suit some houses more than others. I like them on the right house.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pretty sure that building code (in the US, anyway) won't let you have windows that lock with a key because it's a fire risk.
Windows that can open (particularly only a crack) but can not be locked in that position are a burglary risk. Hence it is near impossible nowadays to find windows which cannot lock. In NL, anyway.
The fire risk is because if it locks with a key, if you take the you take the key out, you won't be able to open the window.
In America, the locks on your windows are latches that are permanently integrated into the window.