The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb I think those are mislabeled. C++ should be the one with his gun pointed at his own foot.
That's C. In C++ there's a device to hold the gun for you.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb I think those are mislabeled. C++ should be the one with his gun pointed at his own foot.
He's pointing it at one of the extra ones.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb just because the wall and the pavement are implemented in Java they don't get a caption?
the guns are probably all Forth
Java's more likely to be the OPFOR…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
OPFOR
To save y'all the bother of googling, like I had to, that means "opposing force".
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
OPFOR
To save y'all the bother of googling, like I had to, that means "opposing force".
I thought it was a set up.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
OPFOR
To save y'all the bother of googling, like I had to, that means "opposing force".
I thought it was a set up.
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One day, you're young and carefree, just having fun.
And the next day, you're driving in your car and you turn down the radio so you can see better.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb I think those are mislabeled. C++ should be the one with his gun pointed at his own foot.
He's pointing it at one of the extra ones.
I browsed that for a while, and came across
“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.” – Edsger Dijkstra
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@HardwareGeek
I think the JavaScript clown is aiming for his colleagues foot ... does that count for anything?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not actually playing but OK.
Wouldn't have been too hard. The canine turbinate bone is fragile, but with careful dremel work the joystick actuator could probably be installed in a fashion compatible with life.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not actually playing but OK.
: What do you mean? My person is playing with me.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sean Bean did not choose to lose,
He was not chosen to be frozen
He was just observing the motion of the ocean.After some tough thoughts
And feeling a little loose after some juice,
The one bone was not gone or done.
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received from a co-worker ... teams team spirit is improving ...
We don't spit out our food! Swallow what you have in your mouth!
Shut up!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How do you pronounce ‘bologna’ so it rhymes with ‘pony’? I don't, but I might be spoiled by knowing the Italian pronunciation (which means with ɲ (ñ, ň) that I think English does not have)
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@Bulb most people pronounce it "buh-low-nee"
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@HannibalRex said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
most people
I'm not “most people” then. I'm happy with that.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How do you pronounce ‘bologna’ so it rhymes with ‘pony’? I don't, but I might be spoiled by knowing the Italian pronunciation (which means with ɲ (ñ, ň) that I think English does not have)
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@Carnage The US version is fairly close to the Italian, just replacing the ɲ with n͡j, because they are not used to the former. But how did the Brits (who liver much closer to Italy) come up with their version…
… also, the recording is like that, but when I click through to the meaning, it has similar pronunciation in both cases, closer to the British one…
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage The US version is fairly close to the Italian, just replacing the ɲ with n͡j, because they are not used to the former. But how did the Brits (who liver much closer to Italy) come up with their version…
That website is wrong - I've never heard it pronounced like baloney in British, only by Americans (like in the video linked above).
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage The US version is fairly close to the Italian, just replacing the ɲ with n͡j, because they are not used to the former. But how did the Brits (who liver much closer to Italy) come up with their version…
That website is wrong - I've never heard it pronounced like baloney in British, only by Americans (like in the video linked above).
Yeah, me too. I figure they swapped the two around.
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@topspin
don't believe it .. there is no Arsch to be detected in that conversation ... there should be at least one Arsch every other sentence
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.”
No no no.
"Object oriented programming causes cancer in California."
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it fucks especially with your perception of music.
Sounds interesting!
It's cheap, too. Robitussin DM or Dimetapp syrup, aka sizz-urp.
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@Carnage The fuck is that "American" pronunciation? It sounds like someone making fun and pronouncing "al-you-mini-um"....
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@dcon IDGI
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@Rhywden I guess it's that the only thing in the news now is Covid
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden I guess it's that the only thing in the news now is Covid
Or the news is a virus. But they really needed to include both sides...
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@dcon If they had included the other side a mere anti-virus wipe would have been useless. Ripley's sentiment towards infestations comes to mind.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden I guess it's that the only thing in the news now is Covid
Or the news is a virus. But they really needed to include both sides...
Of what?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden I guess it's that the only thing in the news now is Covid
Or the news is a virus. But they really needed to include both sides...
Of what?
Doesn't matter! Just both-sides it!
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