The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Come to think of it, that's probably why I leave the bathroom door unlatched in such a manner that it can be easily opened without gripping the handle... 🤔
In Europe, we just use handles that don't need grip (or a free hand, for that matter) to open.
Lube an' Vigor, nice brand.
Reminds me of this non-EU joke:A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”
“We use it when we make love,” she said.The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. We put it on the doorknob to keeps the kids out.”
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://i.imgur.com/BCInH0Z.jpg
(7.2 C for non-Americans)
One time my husband and I were going to walks. I asked him the weather was told b.
`62-ish. I asked, is that a warm 62 or a cold 62.
`62
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@TimeBandit this is unacceptable!!
BBQ sauce is just gross. Don't spoil good meat with it.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit this is unacceptable!!
BBQ sauce is just gross. Don't spoil good meat with it.
Good BBQ sauce isn't bad. Note that the one they give in McDonald's is exceptionally bad and not representative of what it typically tastes like.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit this is unacceptable!!
BBQ sauce is just gross. Don't spoil good meat with it.
Clearly you have never had good BBQ.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit this is unacceptable!!
BBQ sauce is just gross. Don't spoil good meat with it.
Clearly you have never had good BBQ.
Ah, yes. Habanero in oil.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Whelp...
Knuckles: Oh No!
Status: I made it!
.... That's it? It changes the text and that's it?!?!
Oh well. Next guy gets in!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Whelp...
Knuckles: Oh No!
Status: I made it!
.... That's it? It changes the text and that's it?!?!
Oh well. Next guy gets in!
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@Tsaukpaetra Maybe the sound changes (from 'Play Sound')?
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Maybe the sound changes (from 'Play Sound')?
It does not. Weirdly.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit this is unacceptable!!
BBQ sauce is just gross. Don't spoil good meat with it.
Good BBQ sauce isn't bad. Note that the one they give in McDonald's is exceptionally bad and not representative of what it typically tastes like.
Fair point, BBQ sauce might be less common around here than in the US, so maybe I’ve not been exposed to good versions of it. But then, even when I’ve had ribs or similar at not-fast-food places the BBQ sauce simply smelled and tasted awful.
But of course that’s just personal taste, which is
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then, even when I’ve had ribs or similar at not-fast-food places the BBQ sauce simply smelled and tasted awful.
There are a surprisingly large range of things that are considered BBQ sauce. I like most of them, but I have no idea what you guys get over there.
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It's so nice the funnies have come back to FB and the politics seem to have wandered off...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bread...Cream...Raspberries...Vanilla Fudge.
The four food groups.
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"You can take your shirt off" seems misplaced to me.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"You can take your shirt off" seems misplaced to me.
It's the can that's the important bit, rather than just "take your shirt off".
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@boomzilla classic.
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@boomzilla Looks like a good folder to put your Source Code.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Looks like a good folder to put your Source Code.
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Everything is in English but the title is in French
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@HardwareGeek
E_NOT_COVERED_WITH_SNOW
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This video has robbed me from the ability to can.
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Whoa...
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@boomzilla
any recommendations on the type of lotion needed?
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