The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assume I am ed, because you all cannot not want one.
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@Karla I'm allergic to dog hair. So count me out.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla I'm allergic to dog hair. So count me out.
#metoo
Though probably less so now. As I've had shots for about 18 months, though covid put a damper on it.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Order has been restored in the world.
Also works with a dictionary.
I recall it usually being a newspaper, which also works.
Maybe try a thesaurus.
A thesaurus was a prehistoric reptile that had a really great vocabulary.
That was a joke in the mesozoic era:
(https://dilbert.com/strip/1989-07-20)
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier here's the same thing but worse.
Needs a motor involved somehow. And fire. Is there a way to get a chainsaw to run with the blade on fire?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier here's the same thing but worse.
Needs a motor involved somehow. And fire. Is there a way to get a chainsaw to run with the blade on fire?
Yeah. A friend of mine did that with an old chainsaw for a laugh. It worked until the leaky fuel tank got excited. Fun while it lasted though.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there a way to get a chainsaw to run with the blade on fire?
'zat you, Beavis?
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@boomzilla ^ scrotum worm. no, really, look. see? scrotum worm. wonder if that's like, their way of complying with a health code mandate.
ed. they don't see. but they need to see.
enhance enhance that's a scrotum worm ^
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@boomzilla Contract logo designer is laughing their way to the bank...
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My aunt, who had 12(!) kids (before her useless husband walked out) posted this with a comment like "I wish I'd thought of this retort for all those times I got this question":
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
useless (but fertile)
AKA optimal genetic strategy
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@DoctorJones yep, he got it! first time I've seen anyone get that one.
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@Gribnit I hoped he would run over guy(s) on one line, reverse and continue down the other one, but his solution is okay too I guess.
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@obeselymorbid I like the first comment under the video:
Yep, if they're dumb enough to lie on the tracks they all deserve to get it!
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Definitely puts a damper on "My two year, today, asked why [person or organization I don't like] [did bad thing]."
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@xaade but that question is easy, you just say "because they could and it benefited them", it's usually true.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah, if my name was Doug I'd change it too.
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@dcon Once upon a time, I was on an organized bike ride with a large number of riders. As we approached a curve, we could hear riders in front yelling, "Duck!" We assumed there was a low branch or other similar obstacle. As we came around the curve, we discovered, no, there was a literal duck in the middle of the road.
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@BernieTheBernie reminds you of WTDWTF thread is
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@boomzilla Often, there are several fitting threads.
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@Mason_Wheeler 7th Commandment sure blows up many minds nowadays
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Colleague, looking out of the window:
Say, didn't you write a script which automatically calls a taxi?
Yes, why?
Your trigger condition needs a debounce.
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We don't have an Official True Statements thread, so it's going here.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If I told you all the new disposable masks and vaccine supplies were on the Evergreen, would that make it seem more like 2020 or no?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If I told you all the new disposable masks and vaccine supplies were on the Evergreen, would that make it seem more like 2020 or no?
As long as we‘re not getting another Toilet Paper Crisis .
(I’ve got enough masks at home and we’re not getting any vaccines over here anyway, although somehow even Chile managed to get some)
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@boomzilla doesn't scan. the hottest spot what north of Havana?
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Because I hate all of you. Especially those of you with children.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because I hate all of you. Especially those of you with children.
Failed.
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@Benjamin-Hall at least they're not in a tornado