The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin I might be in this post, and I don't like it.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm also pretty sure I've never told my dog to "shit".
For me, I tell them to pee.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm also pretty sure I've never told my dog to "shit".
For me, I tell them to pee.
"Go potty"
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm also pretty sure I've never told my dog to "shit".
For me, I tell them to pee.
"Go potty"
"Potty" is the word I generally use but I also rarely direct her to. That's probably because I don't have a yard.
cries in nyc
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm also pretty sure I've never told my dog to "shit".
For me, I tell them to pee.
"Go potty"
I'm more efficient with one less syllable.
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It's either a joke by the product poster, or it's a mistranslation of "This product can kill, be careful."
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's either a joke by the product poster, or it's a mistranslation of "This product can kill, be careful."
"a toy that allows a friend to die".
What's the saying? Keep your friends dead, and your enemies overkilled?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Power corrupts." -- Lord Acton
Power corrupts, but we still need electricity.
Power = VI, which is why power corrupts, as I'm sure VI has corrupted plenty of files in its time...
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Power corrupts." -- Lord Acton
Power corrupts, but we still need electricity.
Power = VI, which is why power corrupts, as I'm sure VI has corrupted plenty of files in its time...
Don't blame the software for your inability to use it.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Power = VI, which is why power corrupts
Because power is impossible to exit?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
cries in nyc
Could be worse
Do you have a yard you can tell your dog to pee and poo?
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do you have a yard you can tell your dog to pee and poo?
Yes
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck, I don't even want to commute to Brooklyn, I am not likely to manage the 2.5 hour commute so South Jersey or Long Island.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do you have a yard you can tell your dog to pee and poo?
Yes
Exactly.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do you have a yard you can tell your dog to pee and poo?
Yes
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Filed under bearly too good to verify.
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@TimeBandit
watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow!
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@error
I would be more surprised if someone was beaten senseless with 50 cent by 50cent
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would be more surprised if someone was beaten senseless with 50 cent by 50cent
right in front of a candy shop!
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
I would be more surprised if someone was beaten senseless with 50 cent by 50centDoes it still count as 50cents if he puts in 82 quarters and an IOU for $20?
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
I would be more surprised if someone was beaten senseless with 50 cent by 50centDoes it still count as 50cents if he puts in 82 quarters and an IOU for $20?
Wait....
Is this one of those brain teasers? The IOU for $20 adds to the 82 quarters not subtract!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
I would be more surprised if someone was beaten senseless with 50 cent by 50centDoes it still count as 50cents if he puts in 82 quarters and an IOU for $20?
Wait....
Is this one of those brain teasers? The IOU for $20 adds to the 82 quarters not subtract!
What if he put in a UOMe?
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
I would be more surprised if someone was beaten senseless with 50 cent by 50centDoes it still count as 50cents if he puts in 82 quarters and an IOU for $20?
Wait....
Is this one of those brain teasers? The IOU for $20 adds to the 82 quarters not subtract!
What if he put in a UOMe?
I've been trying to come up with something funny to respond and I got nothin.
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I think I found @HardwareGeek 's cat.
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@loopback0 don't forget Gibraltar!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's the coins which only show member countries.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's the coins which only show member countries.
Not really though.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's the coins which only show member countries.
Not really though.
Some coins do though.
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@obeselymorbid Depends on issue date.
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@obeselymorbid they stopped doing that because Scandinavia literally looks like a penis.
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