The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska I use UDP a lot. I approve of that image.
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@Gąska
I was thinking about ways to make that joke more 2020 acceptable ...- udp mommy white: nope, now the white lady is tossing a colored baby in the trash
- udp baby white: nope, now the colored woman is tossing a white baby
- udp baby & mommy white: well, now everybody is white ... this is unacceptable
- tcp baby colored: now it looks like it's over sheltered by it's adoptive parents
- tcp mommy colored: no, I'm not saying colored mommies should offer their kids for adoption
- tcp daddy colored: what is that white chick doing? is she handing over her kid to ISS daycare?
- everybody colored: wait ... why are there no trans or disabled people in this?
2020 is hard ... let's get back to tossing babies around
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And if we set up a couple in extended desktop, we can get the fully-qualified names too! Woot!
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
The woman or the code?Code is too small for me to see with zooming and
I was referring to the color coordination and specific shade of purple hair.
She's reasonably attractive, not exactly my type but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska
I was thinking about ways to make that joke more 2020 acceptable ...- udp mommy white: nope, now the white lady is tossing a colored baby in the trash
- udp baby white: nope, now the colored woman is tossing a white baby
- udp baby & mommy white: well, now everybody is white ... this is unacceptable
- tcp baby colored: now it looks like it's over sheltered by it's adoptive parents
- tcp mommy colored: no, I'm not saying colored mommies should offer their kids for adoption
- tcp daddy colored: what is that white chick doing? is she handing over her kid to ISS daycare?
- everybody colored: wait ... why are there no trans or disabled people in this?
2020 is hard ... let's get back to tossing babies around
The everything is racist is
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My husband apologized when he sent me this:
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@HardwareGeek Next time I do a pelvic exam, I'm totally thumbing up.
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There are lots of these. I could probably post hundreds of them.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are lots of these. I could probably post hundreds of them.
I could have sworn there was a thread for these...
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@Tsaukpaetra Very possibly. We have over 27000 threads.
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One more.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Source:
Filed under: Goddammit, I hate it when people on the Internet cut off the attribution
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error_bot xkcd Think Logically
Fun fact: in Polish, the queen is traditionally called "hetman", which roughly means field marshal. So the promotion makes a tiny bit more sense. However, non-geriatric people call it "dama" which means a lady - probably borrowed from card vocabulary.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Very possibly. We have over 27000 threads.
They are free.
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@xaade I know. I did the mandatory embracing diversity course last week. But somehow I have trouble taking someone who matches their editor colour scheme with their hair colour seriously.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't like Ana's hair color.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't like Ana's hair color.
I don't hate it but her red hair on its own...
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't like Ana's hair color.
I don't hate it but her red hair on its own...
Certainly not a deal breaker.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But somehow I have trouble taking someone who matches their editor colour scheme with their hair colour seriously.
Thing is, I did the dark theme on my own before it was a thing, and I can tell you that the amount of time it takes to make all the colors sufficiently distinct but also visible, is NOT TRIVIAL in the least.
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@Karla
too much ...
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Rule #3: Don't post your code if you don't wanna hear everything that's about it.
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Rule #3: Don't post
your codeanything on public soshal media twatbons leerbook if you don't wanna hear everything that's about it.
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@DoctorJones Toby Faire, the color scheme does look quite pleasant. I'd absolutely hate programming in that, but just for looking at the screenshot it's nice.
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@topspin Other than the solid pink blocks on the top one, I'd be fine actually using either.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
too much ...I like the makeup. Mostly purples girl's because I don't have a clear look at Pinky. Pinky doesn't seem to have excessive makeup.
I guess I've seen far worse and I've played with worse.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
too much ...I like the makeup. Mostly purples girl's because I don't have a clear look at Pinky. Pinky doesn't seem to have excessive makeup.
I guess I've seen far worse and I've played with worse.
I thought @Luhmann was referring to overabundance of different colours (cf. the origin of the clown vomit phrase), not the makeup specifically.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
too much ...I like the makeup. Mostly purples girl's because I don't have a clear look at Pinky. Pinky doesn't seem to have excessive makeup.
I guess I've seen far worse and I've played with worse.
I thought @Luhmann was referring to overabundance of different colours (cf. the origin of the clown vomit phrase), not the makeup specifically.
It took me a bit to even interpret it the way I did. So you are probably right.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does he bring a new tap with him, or are you going out for tap selection and paying the plumber a second time in the near future?
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@error
Where do plumbers come the next day?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
Where do plumbers come the next day?Insert joke about plumbers having sex at midnight.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
Where do plumbers come the next day?EDIT: 'd
Not "where?", but "when?". After an all nighter, of course.
... I'll get my coat.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error
Where do plumbers come the next day?TBH, I did get one the next day (or same day? don't remember now) when my water heater died (and spewed all over the basement).