The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My first reaction was "Oy! 1.5 meter!"
I might be getting indoctrinated.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert the bracelet
Ah, I didn't zoom in and it looked just like pearls in the thumbnail...
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert the bracelet
Ah, I didn't zoom in and it looked just like pearls in the thumbnail...
Like a pearl necklace?
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What the fuck is with the empty eyesockets though?
I interpreted it as "dead inside".
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The first comment is from a guy who says he works at slack, but looks like he does home office naked, and that kind of felt funnily apropos.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought process:
- Missing polish on one finger
- Adidas shorts
- Oh shit, I see it...
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Thought process:
- Look at that guy's arm! Fucking pumped-up bastard. I hate him already.
- Adidas shorts
- Kekeke, I see it...
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Look at that guy's arm! Fucking pumped-up bastard. I hate him already.
Why do you think she chose him? You should see how scrawny his left arm is...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why do you think she chose him?
Far as I can gather, because he's not me. Or you.
You should see how scrawny his left arm is...
Probably about the same. But he should double up on the leg day. Or else soon his center of mass will be so high up that the Chad is going to topple the fuck over and will have walk using those arms, with his head being where the dick was, and everyone's going to be none the wiser.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tries to remember the last time he had his camera enabled for zoom
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tries to remember the last time he
haddidn't have his cameraenabled for zoomcovered with electrical tapeFTFY
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(My parents, years ago, had the phone number 890-9089. I told them that whenever someone asked, they should say "eight ninety ninety eighty nine" as quickly as possible, no pauses. Never took me up on the suggestion though.)
Fun fact: that's how phone numbers are often told in Polish. The "teen" and "tens" suffixes are sufficiently different from each other and from all digits that any confusion is very unlikely. "Osiem dziewięćdziesiąt dziewięćdziesiąt osiemdziesiąt dziewięć" is perfectly cromulent even when spoken fast (I dare you try it.)
If I knew how to pronounce them, I would. But I don't know which letters should be skipped and which blur together as a diphthong or digraph and which are spoken directly as spelled.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My first reaction was "Oy! 1.5 meter!"
I might be getting indoctrinated.
I thought the "detail" was the unpainted pinky nail. Made me think like: "Does the sky fall if they forget to paint a nail now?"
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Another trash-can form-factor. Why can't they make these things rack-mount? Would be so much easier to fit them all nicely in the living room, under the TV.
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@Gąska Apparently the controller leaning against it in the other picture isn't enough for scale.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Another trash-can form-factor. Why can't they make these things rack-mount? Would be so much easier to fit them all nicely in the living room, under the TV.
It can be placed horizontally.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Another trash-can form-factor. Why can't they make these things rack-mount? Would be so much easier to fit them all nicely in the living room, under the TV.
It can be placed horizontally.
Or, better yet, you could play games on the PC, like God intended.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Another trash-can form-factor. Why can't they make these things rack-mount? Would be so much easier to fit them all nicely in the living room, under the TV.
It can be placed horizontally.
Or, better yet, you could play games on the PC, like God intended.
It's what I usually do. But I haven't found a good Xbox-emulator for playing Fable 2 yet, so I need a physical console too.
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Apparently the controller leaning against it in the other picture isn't enough for scale.
The controller's size is not final. They don't know how much plastic they can afford to put in it yet. These things have a fixed material-cost-to-price ratio, and the controller's price affects the sales.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Apparently the controller leaning against it in the other picture isn't enough for scale.
But is the controller still as big as on the original XBox?
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@Mason_Wheeler I'm not an xbox player (or a console player at all) but I recall local media actually liking the larger size of the xbox controller compared to the competition.
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@PleegWat fake news!
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not an xbox player
"Xbox player" sounds like some pointless gadget from early 2000s.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tries to remember the last time he
haddidn't have his cameraenabled for zoomcovered with electrical tapeFTFY
My latest computer (and my work one - both Lenovo's) have "privacy" tabs you can slide over the camera.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not reassuring...
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that banana legal in the EU?
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that banana legal in the EU?
It's a banana, you don't need consent.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that banana legal in the EU?
The Commission is considering a proposal to increase the allowed curvature by 1.5 to 3% a year due to the ongoing pandemic, effective 2025, if all countries agree and ratify it.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if all countries agree and ratify it.
You could have just said, "No. No it is not and it never will be"
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You could have just said, "No. No it is not and it never will be"
Oh come on. Our states aren't divided in red vs blue partisans when there are serious things to deliberate on.
They're all red!
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska It's a reference to the bendy banana rule¹ with its surrounding euromyths².
I know. But I like my joke better.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(My parents, years ago, had the phone number 890-9089. I told them that whenever someone asked, they should say "eight ninety ninety eighty nine" as quickly as possible, no pauses. Never took me up on the suggestion though.)
Fun fact: that's how phone numbers are often told in Polish. The "teen" and "tens" suffixes are sufficiently different from each other and from all digits that any confusion is very unlikely. "Osiem dziewięćdziesiąt dziewięćdziesiąt osiemdziesiąt dziewięć" is perfectly cromulent even when spoken fast (I dare you try it.)
If I knew how to pronounce them, I would.
Google Translate is your friend (specifically the text-to-speech button).
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
blur together as a diphthong
I don't think marine animals have anything to do with strange letters.
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“Did anyone bring food?”
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@Gąska
Is that a EU form factor regulated banana?And
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@Polygeekery I'm betting there has been lots of jokes about him nailing ass.
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