The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Am I missing the whoosh? Is it not suitable for Warthog activities?
"Okay google. Image search Sybian. Show top five results."
First of all, would you please mark NSFW search terms as such? Some of us may be at work. (And/or disinclined to have that sort of imagery on their monitor for other reasons.)
Secondly, I first misread the search term as "Symbian", and was thoroughly confused. What does a saddle-chair have to do with a dead cell-phone OS? Browsing through the first page of results (in case of localization differences), looking fot the chair, made me no wiser. Started to suspect commercial regionalized censoring on part of Google, before I finally double-checked the name.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Looks more like a saddle to me, but I'm having trouble getting the scale because that background was photoshopped in.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Looks more like a saddle to me, but I'm having trouble getting the scale because that background was photoshopped in.
Filed under: actual photograph
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Looks more like a saddle to me, but I'm having trouble getting the scale because that background was photoshopped in.
To me, it looks like a giant shoe that they hastily reworked into something else so they can get rid of it by selling.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What is this guy complaining about, exactly?
The non-closing of sockets?
Never close! Never forget!
BY GRABTHAR'S SOCKET!
Best. Movie. Ever.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What is this guy complaining about, exactly?
The non-closing of sockets?
Never close! Never forget!
BY GRABTHAR'S SOCKET!
Best. Movie. Ever.
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Looks legit.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I can only think of, like, one or two other childs that it's socially acceptable to eat.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then it would have said, "Me llamo 'Milk'."
Do you introduce yourself as "my name is human"?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then it would have said, "Me llamo 'Milk'."
Do you introduce yourself as "my name is human"?
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. MY NAME IS HUMAN. LET US EXTEND OUR PRIMARY GRASPING APPENDAGES IN GREETING. NOW LET US DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS LIKE HUMANS DO.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then it would have said, "Me llamo 'Milk'."
Do you introduce yourself as "my name is human"?
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. MY NAME IS HUMAN. LET US EXTEND OUR PRIMARY GRASPING APPENDAGES IN GREETING. NOW LET US DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS LIKE HUMANS DO.
r/totallynotrobots
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It doesn't help that anime has these moments put in intentionally.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then it would have said, "Me llamo 'Milk'."
Do you introduce yourself as "my name is human"?
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. MY NAME IS HUMAN. LET US EXTEND OUR PRIMARY GRASPING APPENDAGES IN GREETING. NOW LET US DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS LIKE HUMANS DO.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
WINDOWS XP!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lickitung is one of my husband's favorite pokemon.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lickitung is one of my husband's favorite pokemon.
Can't imagine why
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are you sure he didn't get a secret mission to rescue the king's missing son from a snake witch?
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most hawks and eagles can't un-grip
Then how do they perch on branches? Or rather, un-perch off of branches?
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It’s your steam library. The stuff you bought like three years ago. You own those. Go play them. You’ll like them.
Not necessarily. While there are games in my library that I like, and I do play them, my Steam library is full of crappy free games. There's a reason I don't play them. There are also some otherwise mostly-good, not-free games with crappy, barrier-to-progress and barrier-to-enjoyment QuickTime events. There's a reason I don't play them, either.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, they got the colors wrong.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, they got the colors wrong.
I was wondering...
Protection from copyright infringement claims?
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I'm also wondering about the Hogsmeade
manpersonhole cover.No idea.
Fake edit: Apparently, a redditor has the answer:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/88swsl/april_fools/dwnjvm1/Real edit: There's also the suggestion that they were to match the joystick colors:
https://imgur.com/qNkMCgp
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, they got the colors wrong.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, they got the colors wrong.
I was wondering...
Protection from copyright infringement claims?
Wouldn't hold up in court if ever it was pursued.
It also wouldn't work e.g. "Pacman, but purple", because, Pacman.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are also some otherwise mostly-good, not-free games with crappy, barrier-to-progress and barrier-to-enjoyment QuickTime events. There's a reason I don't play them, either.
You don't have QuickTime installed?
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who else here remembers having to take care of a bag of flour for a week in school?
I just got to help care for my younger siblings.
#bigfamilies #oldestkid #homeschooled
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was a good use of materials and recycling like we should be doing
Me too, but it looks like making cookies out of fake-babies is not well viewed
It's better than making fake cookies out of babies...
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It’s missing 3.1, 3.11, 95
Also:
Entertainment System Super [...] Entertainment System 64 Gamecube Wii Wii U Switch
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nintendo Entertainment System / Famicom Super Nintendo Entertainment System / Super Famicom Nintendo 64 GameCube Wii Wii U Switch
Nintendo is part of the console name on the earlier consoles. Possibly the GameCube too.
Plus including the Famicom seeing as the console wasn't even the same in Japan as it was in America/Europe.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But at least he doesn't spill flour everywhere.
Are you sure you know what kids are like? :P
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But at least he doesn't spill flour everywhere.
Are you sure you know what kids are like? :P
The messes kids, especially very young kids, make tend to be a lot stinkier than flour.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nintendo is part of the console name on the earlier consoles.
Do we call the others Microsoft XBox? Sony PlayStation? I was just following that pattern and omitting them for the list.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do we call the others Microsoft XBox? Sony PlayStation?
No because they're not part of the console name.
That's why I left Wii etc.
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@loopback0
Here, get your and now quit it
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But at least he doesn't spill flour everywhere.
Are you sure you know what kids are like? :P
I wrote that before my wife got my eldest son involved in his first baking endeavor ever. Which involved pre-fabricated plates of pastry dough, for making nazi tarts with. (Finno-Swedish in-joke.)
I'm not going to let him anywhere near flour until he can at least pronounce it right.
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@loopback0 They probably left it out for the export market. In Japanese "Nintendo's Wii" is unlikely to sound nearly as bad.
..."people" and "soil" is what Google Translate output for "ninten" and "do", respectively. PeopleSoil Wii
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most hawks and eagles can't un-grip
Then how do they perch on branches? Or rather, un-perch off of branches?
They don't sink their claws into branches, I presume. Wood is hard.
And I starting to think it was only some specific species of birds, anyway. Random bit of info left from high-school biology class.
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@acrow Wikipedia says:
The word Nintendo can be translated as "leave luck to heaven", or alternatively as "the temple of free hanafuda".[9][10]
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@remi "The temple of free hanafuda wii" doesn't sound very exportable for me either. I know there's always someone into weird kinks, but yes, maybe we shouldn't try to translate Japanese company names. It's not like they had to name their companies any more translatably than U.S. ones. *cough*Microsoft*cough*
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
coughMicrosoftcough
At least that one uses sounds that are associated with computing. Apple, OTOH...
Do you have a computer?
I have an Apple.
I don't care about what's in your kitchen!
Why are you talking about my kitchen?(I almost started some sort of whargablbl story about the man assuming something about the woman because of kitchen and sexism, and even had a bad pun in mind using "pantry" rather than "kitchen", but )
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I can only think of, like, one or two other childs that it's socially acceptable to eat.
Calf, lamb and chicken are pretty common. But pretty much any animal that's eaten is also eaten as young, without social stigma.
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@Carnage
Don't forget fish eggs.