The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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It's an actual picture but not the way I meant.
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PLOT TWIST
I was Ewan McGregor all along!
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This isn't an M. Nitehawk Shagalottamen movie.
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Oh, Rene...
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This is because I hate you guys.
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers.
Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done.
Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.
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Myth: @chubertdev has made 4 posts in the old forum
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I am grouchy at times.
Perhaps, but you're not in the same league as Blakey or Morbs. Sorry.
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That's a pretty good idea, but I don't think many people will participate.
Um, I think not.
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Perhaps, but you're not in the same league as Blakey or Morbs. Sorry.
I'm well aware of that. They're a special level of grouch to which I couldn't attempt to emulate, not that I would want to.
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No, google isn't blocked, I am just the worst scum.
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Not if you have any say in it, according to the picture @Keith posted.
Filed Under: I hate Ctrl + Enter -> Send. Needs Option to turn it off
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They're a special level of grouch to which I couldn't attempt to emulate
Don't worry man, we like you for who you are :-)
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If there's a bug you want fixed or a feature you want preserved or added, I'm probably the wrong guy to advocate for it on meta.d.
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What if there's a feature that we want to kill or make sure it never gets implemented? ;-)
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Then we're a bit late - Dicsourse has already been implemented :(
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What if there's a feature that we want to kill or make sure it never gets implemented? ;-)
Those are the sorts of things I've been trying to accomplish.
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Try taking the opposite side of the argument, I think reverse psychology might work on those guys.
If that doesn't work, track Jeff down and put that black belt to good use ;-)
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Bad day at work? Not as bad as this guy's
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My problem with SMBC is there are just too many comics. If you make one strip per day, there is no way to tell the good ones from the ones that are just repeating the same joke over and over again.
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Yeah, it's very hit & miss these days. Earlier stuff was like 70-80% hit.
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I particularly enjoy the History 2 Channel at present doing its thing of 'Ancient Aliens' interspersed with X-Files reruns.
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Bad day at work? Not as bad as this guy's
Poor bastard, looks like a chick with those legs though...
Filed under: I would
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It's clearly a guy, a female pacman would have huge red lipstick and eyelashes.
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I'm pretty confident that the person inside the costume is a chick.
I'd risk it ;-)
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http://imgur.com/gallery/Goi6g
I've never seen these strips before. They are pretty good...
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Poor bastard, looks like a chick with those legs though...
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Yes, it was. This was on America's Funniest Videos. IIRC, they won $10K. It's better with sound, because you can hear her mom (who is taking the video) laughing at her.
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Not funny, but interesting.
The Simpsons in pure CSS (includes Mr. Burns)
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LOL...came across this:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwFczTXIUAArWyi.jpg
Reminds me of our Days Since Last Discourse Bug counter.
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Thing is, 'lost credibility' regarding Discourse is about the same
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No, they ran out of credibility a few months back.
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Damn, beat me to it.
I was in the middle of typing the same thing, and then when I saw your reply pop up I thought
Should I post anyway? Because Discourse might swallow dkf's reply like it was doing the other day.
Filed under: Discourse: practical irony
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So every day is '0 days since last credibility loss'
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Technically, since last attempted credibility loss. Last actual credibility loss was back in June I think.
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Thing is, 'lost credibility' regarding Discourse is about the same
I don't think Vox has ever had credibility either. This particular episode came from running an article and demonstrating VDGI by saying the Sopranos creator said Tony didn't die. When he didn't say that at all.
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I tried this as an avatar. It seems too small to read.
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Might be better as a profile background.
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Yeah, in fact that last frame shows Hawkeye instead of Black Widow, which is stupid. (Thor is also missing)
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I've never seen these strips before. They are pretty good...
The rubik's cube one is pretty funny.
I knew a guy once who didn't know he had red-green colorblindness. We played Earth:2025 in the same clan and he was always griping about how the traffic-light war status image we used was so dim. And I was like "I don't get it, it's #ff0000." Years later he says to me "oh, so it turns out I'm color blind." A light came on but he couldn't see it because it was red.
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I don't think Vox has ever had credibility either. This particular episode came from running an article and demonstrating VDGI by saying the Sopranos creator said Tony didn't die. When he didn't say that at all.
Well, Vox is the site that tried to tell us about the bridge connecting the Gaza Strip to the West Bank.
Ya know that Jeff Bezos is totally ruing the day he didn't give that dumbass $10M.
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Not sure if this is Bad or Good idea, but it's pretty funny
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Rookie mithtake
(Or rookie mythtake) ;-)
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I was reading this and then somehow it went from talking about rifles to talking about Discourse UX development
[spoiler]YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT[/spoiler]
Filed under:FunnyDepressing cos it's true