The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra They've hacked TIME magazine, so it must be true!
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As told to me by my parents over the weekend…
“If he wants a mandate, he should use Grindr instead of screwing the rest of us.”
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@Polygeekery is posting in Facebook!
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@pie_flavor it's worth noting that you could pet the dog in Dark Souls.
Well, almost.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As told to me by my parents over the weekend…
“If he wants a mandate, he should use Grindr instead of screwing the rest of us.”
You’reYour parents are scarily well informed.
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@dcon Seen that before, but it's still good.
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https://medium.com/@eibaan_54644/better-errors-messages-for-flutter-a21c53982a99
Instead of complicated and talkative text messages, I will display succient hexadecimal error codes which need no translation or localization. I’m utterly convinced that this is the future.
Notice, how I not try to include a library for left-padding my string for improved stability and protection against rage-quitting developers.
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summer (that day in July)
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You’re parents are scarily well informed.
You speak the truth.
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Defy got hacked.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Very interesting, and a totally shitty thing to happen to that guy. But Jesus Christ, he's almost as good as a politician for saying something with 300 words where 3 would do.
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@Cursorkeys There's four in the title. If you want the whole story you get the whole story.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys There's four in the title. If you want the whole story you get the whole story.
Don't get me wrong, it was a good video. Maybe I'm just being impatient, but I was watching him on 1.5 speed and I still wanted to shake him every couple of minutes.
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys There's four in the title. If you want the whole story you get the whole story.
Don't get me wrong, it was a good video. Maybe I'm just being impatient, but I was watching him on 1.5 speed and I still wanted to shake him every couple of minutes.
Yeah, his so-called "couch talks" being less scripted than typical lets you see a bit further into his live mental process speeds...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
's a pretty old on.
Your mom's a pretty old on.
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Found where @Polygeekery works...
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@dcon Replace that with the accelerant of choice.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
will happen
will bewill have were have been
Filed under: Future Unconditional Frivolous Assumptive
will have been being {verb}ed
future perfect progressive in the passive voice - the longest form actual English verb construction
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At first I saw "Walter" instead of "Waiter", but then I thought...
Just a second, whose shirt specifically?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
's a pretty old on.
Your mom's a pretty old on.
10% need to feed him more.
30% need to feed him less.
60% need to get better glasses if they think a donkey looks like their husband.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
's a pretty old on.
Your mom's a pretty old on.
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@Tsaukpaetra the caption is lies. You can tell that the plates are all the same way up as they all have light on the left and shadow on the right. You can also tell that the light source is on the right by the shadow on the top edge of the top left plate, or by the shadow of the center right plate on the center left plate. Thus we can tell that all the plates are right way up.
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@Buddy Good to see you again. I like your counterpoints on things, you should come around more.
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@Cursorkeys that's nice to hear, thanks. If there's one thing I do like about this forum, it's that I was able to register the name 'buddy'.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
's a pretty old on.
Your mom's a pretty old on.
Poe or Noe is that way