The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@obeselymorbid Oh man. Now I want to know!
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If those are the free-spinning type of hubcaps, it should be fine. But they probably aren't.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If those are the free-spinning type of hubcaps, it should be fine
Even if they are (and those most certainly aren't), that could result in a bad time should the 4-wheeler decide to slip out the back, taking the hubcaps with it.
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@obeselymorbid if it wasn't fake, there would be a video of it going off.
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I was once working with a customer who was producing on-board software for a missile. In my analysis of the code, I pointed out that they had a number of problems with storage leaks. Imagine my surprise when the customers chief software engineer said "Of course it leaks". He went on to point out that they had calculated the amount of memory the application would leak in the total possible flight time for the missile and then doubled that number. They added this much additional memory to the hardware to "support" the leaks. Since the missile will explode when it hits its target or at the end of its flight, the ultimate in garbage collection is performed without programmer intervention.
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@ben_lubar And that's why requiring exact address formats is usually not the best design in an app.
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@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought I was looking at a Teletubby
Same here. Looks to be Po, judging by the antenna shape.
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@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought I was looking at a Teletubby
Same here. Looks to be Po, judging by the antenna shape.
I was worried I would be called out for being weird so I didn't comment, but now...
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@tsaukpaetra I think it would take a lot more than that to be considered weird around here.
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Coworker was searching for "Trash" apparently.
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@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought I was looking at a Teletubby
Same here. Looks to be Po, judging by the antenna shape.
I almost posted "Po or no?".
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@gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@pjh I wish I could upvote multiple times for the librarians gag
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh I wish I could upvote multiple times for the librarians gag
Or, slightly more on-topic, the librarians gun.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh I wish I could upvote multiple times for the librarians gag
You can!
@anotherusername said in Florida Gun:
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@tsaukpaetra I thought you were a horse guy
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra I thought you were a horse guy
I'm also not gay. Probably. That doesn't mean I want fuck RAM.
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@gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hardwaregeek being in college, he might actually think teachers want to murder you...
Being in the US, would he be wrong?!
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@doctorjones It's hard to tell - is that an ice cream truck?
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@dcon I think you may be right. Without zooming in, I thought it was an ambulance, and was very puzzled about what was supposed to be funny.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
is that an ice cream truck?
Yes. Though we call them vans over here, not trucks.
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@hardwaregeek I thought it was supposed to be a taco truck, but then I realized they probably don't have those in the UK.
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@blakeyrat They also don't eat burritos for breakfast.
The stuff they do eat, in general, well let's better not talk about that...
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They also don't eat burritos for breakfast.
They don't know what they're missing in that case!
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@doctorjones Believe it or not that is pretty standard where I live.
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@boner The bad jokes thread is
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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How to protect yourself from robots
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That @ sign, in that font, really isn't doing much for your branding...
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@pjh I refuse to read that as anything other than HVB DIRECT BONKING.
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@pjh What's the issue? I prefer all my bonking to be direct.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh What's the issue? I prefer all my bonking to be direct.
Loser.