The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am not familiar enough with the Sonic lore to understand this.
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@anonymous234 Sonic's favourite food is chilli dogs.
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@raceprouk But that's neither a dog, nor does it look chill!
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Peak Germanness attained
https://i.redd.it/rkoz53os9ahz.jpg
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Adult Swim has the best "allow us to use flash" thingy ever
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@hungrier The reddit post explained that the Switch edition was in a different stand, but she was indeed playing Farming Simulator on the PS4.
Which by the way looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YpkysIvhwk
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@raceprouk Still one of my favorites, despite not being a furry or into them.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Which by the way looks like this:
[PS4 - Farming Simulator 17 Gameplay Trailer]Sweet multiplayer action:
In all seriousness, I'm glad this kind of games exist. It can be instructional.
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Every F2P game ever:
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least they followed orders like good little robots!
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@anotherusername Someone paid 99p for a McDonald's bag and a receipt. Personally, I'd file that in the Bad Ideas thread.
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@raceprouk probably, but they did also get some entertainment value. And the employees probably got a laugh about it too.
I mean, I don't drop coins in these, either, but I can see why people do. You literally get nothing in return except for the entertainment it provides:
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@anotherusername At least with those, the money goes to charity.
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@raceprouk is Charity by any chance the name of the storeowners daughter?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
To be fair, I don't see how this is an argument against vegetarianism. Maybe if they eventually said, "hey I guess it's not really worth changing my diet to reduce the amount of sentient stuff that had to die", then sure
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Do you eat meat?
Because if you eat meat then you're ritualisticly sacrificing animals to yourself for your own taste pleasure
playing godIt never occurred to me that ritual sacrifice and blasphemy could be so tasty and nutritious!
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Maybe if they eventually said, "hey I guess it's not really worth changing my diet to reduce the amount of sentient stuff that had to die", then sure
Is sentient the right line to draw.
It used to be human, then it was cute animals, then ugly animals, why not plants?
I mean, how do you even know a chicken is truly more sentient than a tree?We might find out one day that trees process far more information than we thought.
Shit, we just found out that leaves use quantum entanglement to transfer energy.
Besides, veganism is a luxury of advanced civilization.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
argument against vegetarianism
As I see it, it's not an argument against vegetarianism, it's an argument against preaching vegetarianism.
You can eat and refuse to eat anything for whatever reason, but arguing others should as well is annoying, especially if your argument is not as well thought out as it seemed.
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@obeselymorbid The whole taste pleasure is odd.
I mean, go vegan and then spend a lot of effort making tofu taste like turkey.
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@mikael_svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk is Charity by any chance the name of the storeowners daughter?
No. Girls named "Charity" get paid in ones and fives.
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I said antifa was bad one time on Facebook.
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@xaade Do you live in a former Confederate state, by chance?
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Hold on, let me see if I can find a confederate statue in my state.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean, I don't drop coins in these, either, but I can see why people do. You literally get nothing in return except for the entertainment it provides:
Bit like Netflix then?
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That... escalated quickly..
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The only possible explanation for this is
that we're not actually talking on a web forum in the usual sense. Instead, any post we send goes to a mailserver and is eventually printed out somewhere at Inedo's basement, where a group of people who are both very fast typers and are also chained to the wall mark the post up as HTML and add it to what looks like a forum but is basically a completely static website. Now one of them made a typo, and will probably be whipped for his transgressionjavascript.
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@Lorne-Kates launches yet another business venture...
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh
The only sensible thing to do is to push that shit back with your elbow, it isn't called an armrest for nothing.I aint touching some stranger's nasty foot with any part of my body. I'm gonna slam that armrest back up.
"Oops." <page flight attendant> "Hot coffee clean up in aisle 12..."
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This friend of a friend (henceforth referred to as FOF), worked in an air-freight terminal. Consequently, he handled a lot of animals, which was fine by him, because he liked animals; in fact, he had quite a few cats at home. You can imagine his dismay when, one day, he took a kennel off the plane to find that the cat it carried was quite thoroughly dead. (No, it wasn’t resting, nor pining for the fjords; this cat was bloody deceased.)
FOF knew how upset the owner would be, and came up with a plan to make everything better. At home, he had a cat of the same size, shape, and markings. He would substitute that cat, and since all cats treat all humans with equal disdain, the owner would never know the difference, and would never suffer the trauma of the loss of her cat. So FOF drove home, got his cat, put it in the kennel, and waited for the owner to show up—at which point, she took one look at the kennel and said, “This isn’t my cat. My cat is dead.”
As it turned out, she had shipped her recently deceased feline home to be buried. History does not record how our FOF dug himself out of this one.
From http://www.phatcode.net/res/224/files/html/ch37/37-01.html
It does sound like urban legend.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This friend of a friend (henceforth referred to as FOF), worked in an air-freight terminal. Consequently, he handled a lot of animals, which was fine by him, because he liked animals; in fact, he had quite a few cats at home. You can imagine his dismay when, one day, he took a kennel off the plane to find that the cat it carried was quite thoroughly dead. (No, it wasn’t resting, nor pining for the fjords; this cat was bloody deceased.)
FOF knew how upset the owner would be, and came up with a plan to make everything better. At home, he had a cat of the same size, shape, and markings. He would substitute that cat, and since all cats treat all humans with equal disdain, the owner would never know the difference, and would never suffer the trauma of the loss of her cat. So FOF drove home, got his cat, put it in the kennel, and waited for the owner to show up—at which point, she took one look at the kennel and said, “This isn’t my cat. My cat is dead.”
As it turned out, she had shipped her recently deceased feline home to be buried. History does not record how our FOF dug himself out of this one.
From http://www.phatcode.net/res/224/files/html/ch37/37-01.html
It does sound like urban legend.Heard it before, but with a dog and the airport manager.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Someone paid 99p for a McDonald's bag and a receipt. Personally, I'd file that in the Bad Ideas thread.
They should've got a wrapper, too...
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Just wait for the bugle part in the middle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEZAivzl1Q
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just wait for the bugle part in the middle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEZAivzl1QSatirical interpretation of Native American folk dances?
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