The Official Status Thread
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@onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
Status update: managed to fall asleep at like 3, presumably. Every other car on the fucking street was blaring its horn as it was passing by.
Considering finding a nice bunker to survive the finals.Hahaha, losers, you should have gotten kicked out in the group phase like us!
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
~/wekan# docker-compose up -d WARNING: The NODE_VERSION variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. WARNING: The METEOR_RELEASE variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. WARNING: The NPM_VERSION variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. WARNING: The ARCHITECTURE variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. WARNING: The SRC_PATH variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. WARNING: The METEOR_EDGE variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. WARNING: The USE_EDGE variable is not set. Defaulting to a blank string. ERROR: The Docker Engine version is less than the minimum required by Compose. Your current project requires a Docker Engine of version 1.10.0 or greater.
Fuck this shit.
So, made sure I had a Compose file, a good build, and an export for all of my running containers and upgraded Docker from 1.9.1 to 18.03. All of the containers and images came along, which is nice, although there seemed to be some initial problems with links; I just re-created the containers and all was well.
Then went on to try to build Wekan; it ran for about 10 minutes then got murdered by the OOM killer. Because of course it fucking did. Changed docker-compose to just use the Wekan image on Docker Hub instead of building, because I have no need to build, and that worked. Puzzled out the proxy configuration I wanted for about 20 minutes with a few container re-creates and now all is well.
That was way more effort than it should have been. That being said, the software itself is actually very good. It's just the ecosystem around it that's annoying to me.
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{Me, months ago when the dev team shrunk} Yo, running dev with just me & (most senior dev) and (most junior dev) is-- maybe look into hiring?
I like a small team.
But now there's zero margin of error.
It'll be fine.Sunday
Oh boy helping clean up this yard that's overgrown and unkempt is fun. (Only partially sarcastic, because it was a good workout and cathartic to rip up weeds)
buzz buzz
I'll just move this piece of plywood that's rotting...
FUCK YOU DEATH INVADER DIE! {sting sting}
Ouch. Oh a nest. Yeah, dudes, no. This ain't happening.
{dumps several gallons of boiling water onto burrowing nest} Done.
{keeps working}ο LATER THAT NIGHT
My leg hurts. Oh look it's all swollen and painful. I have no energy. I'm not dying of anaphylaxis shock, I'm not allergic to bees. I'll just have a sleep.
ο³ MONDAY
zzz... work no come in.. zzz
ο³ TUESDAY
Oh that isn't good.
Infection! Here's an antibiotic.
Sweet.ο³ WEDNESDAY
I can walk! And have energy! And I don't feel like I'm dying! Hurray! I can actually go to work tomorrow.
ο³ THURSDAY
I'm back!
Welcome back
Welcome back
Welcome back
...
Glad you're back, but now we're three days behind. Critical path! Dev team stretched thin.
mmm hmm
{thinking: wow, imagine if one of us was really off for real. You guys are going to have so much fun come February 2020 when I take my parental leave...}
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Status: I love this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oH1EGfYoqI
Someone made a build where you just spin your scroll wheel and walk to win.
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Is the discord server down?
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@magus said in The Official Status Thread:
Someone made a build where you just spin your scroll wheel and walk to win.
SPIN2WIN!
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@dkf But normally people do that with the skill that makes you spin your weapon around, or summons blades that spin around you, or both... I've never seen any game do it with a scroll wheel :D
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@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
February 2020 when I take my parental leave...
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
He's planning on having sex with his wife in 10 months
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Status: Had to make individually tailored hardware update packs for a customer, they were labelled on three sides of the boxes with exact details. I also included materials that would never be needed unless the customer somehow fucked it all up and sent stuff to the wrong individuals.
Guess what's happened?
*prescience increases*
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
February 2020 when I take my parental leave...
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
Keep in mind that there are two parents.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
February 2020 when I take my parental leave...
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
Keep in mind that there are two parents.
I don't think that parallelization for pregnancy is a thing.
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@rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
February 2020 when I take my parental leave...
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
Keep in mind that there are two parents.
I don't think that parallelization for pregnancy is a thing.
Molly is already alive
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Status: Just got my new lesson plan for the next semester (which begins end of August).
Wednesday is free, Friday will have five consecutive free weeks, followed by three weeks with lessons, then it's five weeks free again and so on.
Rest of the days are bit stuffed but that's manageable ;)
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Tried to help junior colleague debug some Rust stuff.
Wow! What a piece of shit language. So much ugly crap all over the place.
But the worst thing is debugging. It's practically non-existent. The few debuggers that do exist don't work half the time and none are able to display data in any sort of readable manner.
That's two times I've tried rust and both times left me very underwhelmed. What do people see in this language?
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
Wow! What a piece of shit language. So much ugly crap all over the place.
such as
@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
But the worst thing is debugging. It's practically non-existent. The few debuggers that do exist don't work half the time and none are able to display data in any sort of readable manner.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
But the worst thing is debugging. It's practically non-existent. The few debuggers that do exist don't work half the time and none are able to display data in any sort of readable manner.
Are we (I)DE yet?
The answer is no.
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@timebandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
He's planning on having sex with his wife in 10 months
I take it very very sloooooow
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
February 2020 when I take my parental leave...
Don't you usually plan that somewhat less than 9 months ahead? How does 19 months work?
L'il Dude is due November 2018.
Wife takes parental leave. Normally would get 1 year (November 2019), but job-protected parental leave was recently extended to 18 months. (Each, roughly, but too much detail).
She takes until February 2020, and goes back for the start of the second half of the school year. I then take my leave starting then. I won't be taking 18 months, but for at least the summer.
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Status: Listening to a Russian Orthodox vigil (as background noise while I work on school stuff). Getting distracted by the fact that they pronounce the
Π³
as "g" in words likeΠ΅Π³ΠΎ
where modern Russian pronounces that as av
. In general, their pronunciation is odd, but that's probably due to it being Old Church Slavonic, not modern Russian
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Boss: "You'll have free coffee in the office"
Some time later: "Oops, we ran out of capsules. I'll bring more soon"
The next day: "Oops, I forgot to bring them today."
The next day: "Oops, I forgot to bring them today."
The next day: "Oops, I forgot to bring them today."
[repeat for 2 weeks]I swear if there isn't some coffee here by Monday I'm bringing my own private jar of NescafΓ©.
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@anonymous234 at my previous job, coffee was free.
One afternoon, I went to make coffee but there was no more. I went to my boss and told him about it.
He said "yeah, I'll bring some tomorrow morning"
I told him "great, see you tomorrow then" and left for home.
That's the last time we ran out of coffee
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@timebandit You take your coffee pretty seriously!
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@stillwater the only thing more important than coffee is water.
Because you can't make coffee without it
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@timebandit If I knew one could do what you did, I would have done it plenty of times. Talk about missed opportunities esp. ones that get you off work early.
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@stillwater Offer may not be valid in Shitholistan.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
I swear if there isn't some coffee here by Monday I'm bringing my own
I ended up buying 384 capsules of a pod I like when it was on a good sale at Amazon.
@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
private jar of NescafΓ©.
Fucking die.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
Tried to help junior colleague debug some Rust stuff.
Wow! What a piece of shit language. So much ugly crap all over the place.
But the worst thing is debugging. It's practically non-existent. The few debuggers that do exist don't work half the time and none are able to display data in any sort of readable manner.oh no the programming language created by a bunch of head-up-asses who said making a browser was too hard without their own programming language-- isn't a good programming language who could have seen that coming
and oh no the people who reinvented the wheel because they had a flat tire once didn't think to invent spokes or hubcaps or tire pressure gauges or treads or winter treads or balancing dots or lugnuts or torque wrenches or "worn out" marks or emergency patch kits or measuring center of gravity or learn what the coefficient of friction is or anticipate consumer desire for custom rims-- but hey, they memorized pi to forty two digits because lol H2G2 lol reference but not 43 places because who needs that many decimal places what could go wrong with rounding pi
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@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
@timebandit You take your coffee pretty seriously!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0NnpJb0NwY
https://media.giphy.com/media/oqFWHzxPf8OSk/giphy.gif
Also because it came up in my images search:
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
@timebandit You take your coffee pretty seriously!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0NnpJb0NwY
https://media.giphy.com/media/oqFWHzxPf8OSk/giphy.gif
Also because it came up in my images search:
Janeway: Coffee. Black.
Neelix: Yes captain.
(goes to replicator)
Neelix to replicator: Coffee. Black.
(hands coffee to the captain, who's standing right next to him and the replicator)What exactly is Neelix's job again? Seems like in this future with universal income and full automatization, they invent bullshit jobs for people so they don't feel useless. Even though everyone, except for like 5 people on the bridge of a starship, are.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
What exactly is Neelix's job again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjo9dldp2g
"I repeat the computer! It's stupid but that's my job!"
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
"I repeat the computer! It's stupid but that's my job!"
You're quick on the google today. Didn't watch that movie.
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@cartman82 Well the other part of her job was wearing a tight-fitting jumpsuit. But in that scene she's doing the computer thing.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
What exactly is Neelix's job again?
Morale Officer. And cook. He's an alien they picked up for reasons I don't remember (and to look up) in the first episode, and the writers had to find something for him to do to justify keeping him onboard for the rest of the season. Early on, the food replicators didn't work, and he has the useful skill of being able to take random planetary life forms and turning them into something edible. He's also an unlikely storehouse of everything the plot requires the crew to know about whatever random planet they happen to visit.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
What exactly is Neelix's job again?
Be super-annoying to help flesh out that gigantic list of reasons Voyager was an awful Star Trek series.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Morale Officer. And cook. He's an alien they picked up for reasons I don't remember (and to look up) in the first episode, and the writers had to find something for him to do to justify keeping him onboard for the rest of the season. Early on, the food replicators didn't work, and he has the useful skill of being able to take random planetary life forms and turning them into something edible. He's also an unlikely storehouse of everything the plot requires the crew to know about whatever random planet they happen to visit.
What's the point of a rhetorical question again?
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the point of a rhetorical question again
To make a point rather than to elicit an answer.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the point of a rhetorical question again?
ic dickweedery.
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Good: Microsoft added a "move this application to current monitor" item in context menus for all applications, especially those buggy shitty broken ones that don't correctly draw their context menus and also don't bother checking if their windows are on a monitor that no longer exists (like Slack and Discord)
Bad: Microsoft's capitulating to buggy shitty apps that don't correctly draw their context menus and also don't bother checking if their windows are on a monitor that no longer exists (like Slack and Discord)
I guess we've just all accepted that all software will be buggy garbage from now on and Microsoft will just kind of patch-up stuff to make it kind of work sometimes. (Probably because when apps behave like shit, it's somehow always Microsoft that people blame.)
Fuck I hate this world.
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@cartman82 Neelix is the cook, because their replicators are low on power and they have to make some food normally. But that's just his volunteer position, he joined because he's well-traveled and can help them with their interactions with the people they encounter, and his life was in danger.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
Slack and Discord
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@lorne-kates Downvoted for clarification.
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@lorne-kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
Tried to help junior colleague debug some Rust stuff.
Wow! What a piece of shit language. So much ugly crap all over the place.
But the worst thing is debugging. It's practically non-existent. The few debuggers that do exist don't work half the time and none are able to display data in any sort of readable manner.oh no the programming language created by a bunch of head-up-asses who said making a browser was too hard without their own programming language-- isn't a good programming language who could have seen that coming
Well, it is a good programming language. It just doesn't have good IDEs yet.
Which one's that?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
Well, it is a good programming language. It just doesn't have good IDEs yet.
A new language that needs an IDE to be usable by ordinary programmers is arguably not a good language.
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@dkf Funnily enough, it doesn't. I don't know what Lorne's on about. A regular native debugger should work just fine with the debugging symbols Rust outputs.
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Is anyone here from Munich and has spare time to drive to an airport and back? There's β¬200 if you are and do; DM me for details. Asking for a friend. Valid until tomorrow, Munich time.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
Is anyone here from Munich and has spare time to drive to an airport and back? There's β¬200 if you are and do; DM me for details. Asking for a friend. Valid until tomorrow, Munich time.
Our taxi drivers are not that expensive ;)
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@rhywden Like I said, it's for a friend. I don't pry. But it's to retrieve something, not to deposit a person.
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Status: Who the hell uses THREE spaces to indent code?