The Official Status Thread
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Status: bugger me! 60 discourse notifications overnight?! I was only offline for 7hours!
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Who thought that color scheme was a good idea? Oh, my eyes!
My colour scheme's pretty much the same as @Jaloopa'sβ¦Looks pink to me.Paging @RaceProUK as he's the expert.
*sighs*
β¦it's purple.
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Not sure if I should take support from a furry as a win, but any port in a storm...
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Wow! It's almost as if you constantly work your jaw spouting gibberish for 57 hours straight in every single topic, Discourse will produce a lot of crappy notifications for yo-- I don't even know who I'm insulting anymore.
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How many notifications did you get?
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that was an insult? until you mentioned the insult part i thought it was praise!
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996 krajillion.
No, seriously. I got "who gives a shit?" notifications. And of those, 90% of them were trash. "You have new posts in the demoralize employees thread! They're all worthless bullshit, but I'm wasting your time telling you abou them anyway! AREN'T YOU GLAD!!!"
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Wow now I just got notified of MORE unfunny idiot bullshit. Thanks aliceif, I LOVE NOTIFICATIONS.
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wow. that took me longer than it should have to figure out the funny part of that screenshot.
well played!
9.8/100 would lol again.
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Wow now
tI just got notified of MORE unfunny idiot bullshit.pot calling the kettle black i know....
FTFY
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He'd just find a way to remove it.
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.. sorta my point really...
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Status: Subversion merge, except somehow it shows keywords for almost every file being in conflict, as well as several externals. But when I edit the conflict, there is no actual conflict, they're identical. And I've been through like 239 748912347123904746219876341054873q of these so far.
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all he knows is the saturation is over 0%, so it's nasty clown vomit
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Status: Aborting merge, instead going to poke through logs and remember my changes and manually add them to the branch in question and let someone else deal with the merge later.
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60 discourse notifications overnight
Your own damn fault for putting your nose in every thread
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Your own damn fault for putting your nose in every thread
but they all smell so interesting! no two are the same!
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true, but those are not nice to smell.
that was kind of the point ... you are lucky it was no joke or I would for woosh
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Line endings?
Nope, I was merging with the option to ignore all whitespace. And a lot of the conflicts were in SVN properties and not code files. There's something crazy going on here.
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rolling with the joke <> woosh.
I'm rolling with a meta joke by offering to give you a woosh
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I'm rolling with a meta joke by offering to give you a woosh
I think you know where the BAD IDEAS thread is.
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I think you know where the BAD IDEAS thread is.
i was going to make that comment about the evil ideas thread, but if i'm being honest bad ideas fits better
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Status:
- Payday: Good
- Bismuth subsalicylate in the morning: Not so good
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Bismuth subsalicylate
ouch. needing that stuff is never fun.
also why is it only available in pink? would it hurt to have blue as an option?
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Bismuth subsalicylate
Had to Google that. And I came across this: Why does pepto bismol turn your tongue black?
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It ain't just your tongue.
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Once again, I reply before reading through and notice it's already answered.
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Status: Updating Java (required at work).
Still tries to trick you into installing Ask toolbar.
Still steals focus about 3 times throughout the process. (Does Oracle think there are people who just watch progress bars instead of switching to other windows?)
Still redirects your browser to a "test whether you have the current version" which is practically guaranteed to fail since all browsers blacklist Java now. (At least I hope they all at least click-to-run it at this point...)
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Does it work for non administrator accounts yet? Every time I've tried on my home machine I've got the "failed to download required files" error
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I'm local admin on this box, so I couldn't say.
If it failed to download, it's probably exhibiting the classic Java misunderstanding of how Windows accounts/user folders work-- trying to download into the Admin account temp folder that originally installed it instead of the current user's.
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Status: Git suddenly decided to stop authenticating me. I have no idea how to remove/edit the credentials embedded in the local repo. Re-cloning the repo is going to take like an hour. Whee.
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The credentials aren't embedded in the local repo as far as I know. If they were, they'd be in .git/config
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How does it keep track when I have repos from different sources then? Some from GitHub, some from Stash, some from BitBucket?
At some level, it's embedded in the repo, it has to be. Either that or magic is involved.
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There are remotes if that's what you mean. Here's my entire
.git/config
file from a repo I have lying around:[core] repositoryformatversion = 0 filemode = false bare = false logallrefupdates = true symlinks = false ignorecase = true hideDotFiles = dotGitOnly [remote "origin"] url = git@github.com:BenLubar/raws.git fetch = +refs/heads/*:refs/remotes/origin/* [branch "master"] remote = origin merge = refs/heads/master
See? No credentials.
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Ok well something's going on, because these Stash repos were HTTPS-auth and Visual Studio's saved password (wherever it's saved) didn't work and SourceTree (which at least asked for an updated password) didn't work either. But that same password still works fine on the Stash web interface.
It's quite possible, even likely, that the error is in Stash on the server, but either way the first investigation step would be to clone a new repo which takes an hour. So.
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Status: For the first time in months someone has actually broken the build so I can finally get rid of the hat :3
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Status: Porting .NET 1.1 code to something newer and trying to debug it, and I get this:
Makes it hard to debug why a later line isn't actually filling in the array like it is supposed to.
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Status: turns out Jira and Stash are integrated in such a way that you can no longer commit to a branch if that branch is associated with a Jira ticket, and the Jira ticket is closed. Nothing anywhere explains this.
BTW is, "pre-receive hook declined" really the fucking best Git can do? No way to insert a custom message there telling you why it was declined? What shitty product.
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Git can do that. For example, GitHub uses pre-receive hooks to warn you when you commit a huge file:
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Ok well the whole Atlassian Java-based stack of shit is badly written too, so I never know who exactly to blame for bullshit like that. Someone on the Stash team needs to be clubbed by a 2"x4".
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Status: apparently our fire call request/approval site is broken again. This should make tonight's deploy interesting.
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Gee, thanks Facebook?
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If you don't like pirate, why did you select pirate as your language?
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I like pirate, I don't like the vague message.
"Facebook not available" is one thing, but that suggests that my account is specifically unavailable.