The Official Status Thread
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Thank the Lord Eddie Lack is OK
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion I did actually go to the break room to get a cup while Windows did its thing.
Current status is deeply sighing at this Ubuntu server who cannot resolve domain names despite having no issues pinging the DNS server.
Is it configured to ask dns for name resolution? I ask because recently I encountered a problem in a violently unrelated product that was asking itself for name resolution instead.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: For some reason, has found a new way to mess up. This morning, it has decided that every time I read this thread, it's going to take me to the bottom, not to my last read post.
socket.emit('topics.bookmark', {tid: 12236, index: 65840}, function (e) { console.log(e ? e : "Success."); });
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Status: I have a thing with a parameter that's an
Expression<Func<TModel, TProperty>>
on a method I'm trying to mock with Moq.If I mock it, currently I have to do so per property type in the model class if I want to steal all the calls correctly.
I tried going full shenanigans with:
var modelProperties = typeof(TModel) .GetProperties() .Select(property => property.PropertyType) .Distinct(); var modelTypeInferenceHelper = Activator.CreateInstance<TModel>(); foreach (var property in modelProperties) { dynamic propertyTypeInferenceHelper = Activator.CreateInstance(property); AGenericMethodWithArgumentsToInferTheTypesOfTheActualCall(modelTypeInferenceHelper, propertyTypeInferenceHelper); // This isn't Java, it isn't actually named that. }
And this of course compiles but fails at runtime.
Anyone have a less stupid idea?
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status: I found out that the horrible Course Management Software we use is even worse that I thought--it runs on Oracle with CrystalReports as the reporting end. Supposedly the administrator interface has more bugs, is slower, and has a worse UI than the teacher interface, a feat I wouldn't have thought possible.
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Literally
No rolled coins allowed, so....... just unroll them?
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Literally
No rolled coins allowed, so....... just unroll them?
huh..... 5% interest for balances of less than 3k, but 0.5% on balances over 3k?
wow...... that's harsh.......
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@accalia Good luck getting even a half percent on general deposit round here.
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Status: Uh, Microsoft? I think you missed a find-and-replace.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Uh, Microsoft? I think you missed a find-and-replace.
Unless you really do have an instance of 2015 running. I've found the VS installers don't like it if any version of VS is running.
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@accalia Not as harsh as having to go to a bank and withdraw 60lbs worth of coins to deposit them somewhere else.
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia Not as harsh as having to go to a bank and withdraw 60lbs worth of coins to deposit them somewhere else.
can i choose to deposit them rectally into my l-users
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@accalia Well, I mean they aren't rolled so...
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Uh, Microsoft? I think you missed a find-and-replace.
Unless you really do have an instance of 2015 running. I've found the VS installers don't like it if any version of VS is running.
Weird, I did have a devenv.exe running with the icon for VS2015, but I don't remember opening it and it didn't show a window, so who knows how long that's been running.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion I did actually go to the break room to get a cup while Windows did its thing.
Current status is deeply sighing at this Ubuntu server who cannot resolve domain names despite having no issues pinging the DNS server.
Is it configured to ask dns for name resolution? I ask because recently I encountered a problem in a violently unrelated product that was asking itself for name resolution instead.
It was working at some point, because it whined about there being updates. Although now it was unable to resolve the repositories so it could not get the updated update lists, or download any updates at all. As it was a test server I just reinstalled it instead of bothering to figure the root cause. Seemed to be less work to just do that and configure it for the current needs from scratch.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
so who knows how long that's been running.
At max, since last Windows update
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At least, it doesn't use CrystalReport and doesn't really support Oracle
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annoyed. @anotherusername has posted a post that i an very interested in seeing, but i can't because it's in the NSFW thread and i am at W.
THIS DAY MUST GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
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annoyed. @anotherusername has posted a post that i an very interested in seeing, but i can't because it's in the NSFW thread and i am at W.
THIS DAY MUST GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
err..... correction. @anonymous234......
sorry about the misatribution.
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@accalia Not Safe For Welsh and you are in Wales?
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@accalia It's just a shitpost perpetuating furry stereotypes about male foxes.
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Not Safe For Welsh
I think you mean Welsh is Not Safe For Human Tongues. Probably not safe for canid tongues, either.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
At least, it doesn't use CrystalReport and doesn't really support Oracle
Our LMS (like Moodle) is not so bad. This is our course management service--things like transcripts, attendance, class schedules, gradebooks, etc. It's also extremely expensive, it's on their servers (without a decent uptime guarantee).
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Uh, Microsoft? I think you missed a find-and-replace.
Unless you really do have an instance of 2015 running. I've found the VS installers don't like it if any version of VS is running.
Weird, I did have a devenv.exe running with the icon for VS2015, but I don't remember opening it and it didn't show a window, so who knows how long that's been running.
In the past, it simply said to close all devenv's. Guess it's reading the windows caption now...
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia It's just a shitpost perpetuating furry stereotypes about male foxes.
so? the post preview got my attention but i'm not allowed to peek until i get home!
this is torture man! torture! </hyperbole>
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
They replaced the automatic with CVT.
I thought the move was towards dual-clutch/direct-shift automatics, not towards CVT slush boxes.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
can i choose to deposit them rectally into my l-users
Sounds like no-one wins there.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
I thought the move was towards direct-shift automatics, not towards CVT slush boxes.
Subaru went from a direct shift auto to a direct shift CVT. And as someone who grew up on manuals, direct shift sucks - it just doesn't feel right - too much delay.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
It's also extremely expensive, it's on their servers (without a decent uptime guarantee).
Of course. Same here
At least, they didn't manage to sell us their LMS.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
can i choose to deposit them rectally into my l-users
Sounds like no-one wins there.
well... i get to make a machine to rectally violate my lusers, and they get an education they will never forget in why they should not annoy me when i'm working on tasks they have previously set me that had to be done today with more tasks that they have put off to the very last moment that i could have easily done any time in the last week if they had told me about them, but instead they decided to wait until five seconds before they needed the thing done.
YOUR LACK OF PROPER PRIOR PLANNING DOES NOT MAKE IT MY EMERGENCY! GAH!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
I thought the move was towards dual-clutch/direct-shift automatics, not towards CVT slush boxes.
Honestly, as long as they sell manual, I don't really care
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
I thought the move was towards direct-shift automatics, not towards CVT slush boxes.
Subaru went from a direct shift auto to a direct shift CVT. And as someone who grew up on manuals, direct shift sucks - it just doesn't feel right - too much delay.
It's my bad for not being clear enough initially (I've edited it since) - I specifically meant the dual-clutch type. Those are brilliant - there is so little delay that it's faster than manual.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
Honestly, as long as they sell manual, I don't really care
TBH I didn't realise they fitted gearboxes to moose.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
Honestly, as long as they sell manual, I don't really care
TBH I didn't realise they fitted gearboxes to moose.
I WANT TO RIDE A MOOSE!
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Status: Weblogic, Y U TRY OVERRIDE MY JARS
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
TBH I didn't realise they fitted gearboxes to moose.
To dog sleigh.
Second gear, right there
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Status: Finished work early today.
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@ben_lubar Then you have plenty of time to go to the hospital and take care of that missing finger
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Then you have plenty of time to go to the hospital and take care of that missing finger
I think that's actually @apapadimoulis's missing finger.
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@ben_lubar Then you have plenty of time to go to the hospital and give @apapadimoulis his missing finger back
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Then you have plenty of time to go to the hospital and give @apapadimoulis
his missing finger backthe finger
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Then you have plenty of time to go to the hospital and give @apapadimoulis
his missing finger backthe fingerWhy not both?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
Why not both?
IOW:
Then you have plenty of time to go to the hospital and give @apapadimoulis the finger with his missing finger
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finger
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Finished work early today.
Your turkey is missing something...
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Conversation w/ Accounting manager re: hypothetical catastrophic failure of our ERP system:
how long can you live without it?
3 - 5 days but not 2 days before / after the end of the month (to do month end) and not for the 2 weeks that the auditors visit every year
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I can't concentrate worth a good God damn. Which is always good the night before a midterm.
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
I can't concentrate worth a good God damn. Which is always good the night before a midterm.
In my experience, those two data points are related. Good luck on your exams.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Good luck on your exams.
Thanks! :D Only six weeks left, only six weeks left, only six weeks left...