The Official Status Thread
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I DONT KNOW!
send help please, before i turn into one of them
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Too late…
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Status: found the best gif.
The best gif is this:
EDIT: further down on that same page:
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Status: waiting for @blakeyrat to post a gif 27 times.
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Status: released another incremental update to my game. Turns out users will actually report bugs if their friends complain about them.
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Status: Bug fixage complete!
Also status: Found that the bug was introduced by a stupid hack to get something else working.
Also, also status: Pissed at myself for using stupid hacks.
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So you will use clever and elegant hacks from now on?
(And preferably not be drunk or under pressure when judging the quality of your hacks?)
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Only if they are hard to read, to keep the plebs out.
And my hacks are always of high quality! Mostly a high quality WTFs, but high quality none the less!
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Turns out users will actually report bugs if their friends complain about them.
At this rate you'll need a Discourse instance to track those bugs.
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Status: My
.htaccess
is not detecting a file that exists on the disk and has proper permissions
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Status: My
.htaccess
is not detecting a file that exists on the disk and has proper permissionsAha! But does your
.htaccess
have the right privileges to know that?
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This is no laughing matter, I'm wasting time here! I have no time to check for
.js
privilege!
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This is no laughing matter, I'm wasting time here! I have no time to check for
.js
privilege!cd / sudo chmod 777 * -R --no-preserve-root
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I did that once! But I used
666
...
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I did that once! But I used
666
...That's a devilishly bad idea.
777
has an undo (of sorts) since you can still executechmod
. :-)
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That's a devilishly bad idea.
I know. I done fucked up, realized it's taking a bit too long, re-read my command, hit CtrlC ...
chmod
did't have execute any more...
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Status: My .htaccess is not detecting a file that exists on the disk and has proper permissions
Write-only memory?
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Write-only memory?
You want the interesting bit? I just tried to enter the URL manually. It works. It happens only when requesting the file by trying to load it from JavaScript.
Dafuq?
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Status: First day of vacation! i'm spending it cleaning because i have new shiny toys arriving today and i won't let myself open them before i finish cleaning.
if i keep a good pace i'll finish cleaning before fedex gets here. :-)
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i'm spending it cleaning
Except you're not cleaning, you're po- oh, wait, tail is a feather duster
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Status: First day of vacation! i'm spending it cleaning because i have new shiny toys arriving today and i won't let myself open them before i finish cleaning.
if i keep a good pace i'll finish cleaning before fedex gets here.
I was close to posting a joke where I pretend you're actually a fox and have stuff burrowed around...
... but then I imagined blakey's look of disappointment, and thought better of it :-)
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You want the interesting bit? I just tried to enter the URL manually. It works. It happens only when requesting the file by trying to load it from JavaScript.
Dafuq?
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Status: It's gone lunch time and I've had literally nothing to do all day. In the morning scrum I told my boss "Assuming I son't hear back from [client] with any more problems, I have nothing else on". He promised to find me something to do, possibly even the project I've been told is coming within a week or so literally all year, but so far nothing.
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I was close to posting a joke where I pretend you're actually a fox and have stuff burrowed around...
:dissapointed_fox.png:
:-D
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In the morning scrum I told my boss "
Assuming I son't hear back from [client] with any more problems,I have nothingelseon". He promised to find me something to do, possibly even the project I've been told is coming within a week or so literally all year, but so far nothing.
Been there, done that. Frustrating in a way, but I'm still getting paid, so it's not all bad
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Frustrating in a way, but I'm still getting paid, so it's not all bad
Pretty much. And it's giving me a chance to catch up on WTDWTF.
I refuse to feel guilty for not working when I've specifically been asking for work and none was forthcoming
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I refuse to feel guilty for not working when I've specifically been asking for work and none was forthcoming
QFT
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@Jaloopa said:
I told my boss "I have nothing on".
You must work in a more.. open... environment than we do here.
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Status: shit kinda works. Afraid to test it, because it might break and then I'll have to fuck around with those 30-lines MERGE statements which like to yell
ORA-30926: unable to get a stable set of rows in the source tables
with no clue as to what's wrong.Good enough for today, I guess. I'll try to be more daring tomorrow.
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#If you change the name of this thread make sure it prominently includes the word "STATUS". The CSS tag doesn't show up on WinMo.
And I'm sick of having to ask this. Cripes, people, stop being dicks with the title change ability.
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Status: Enjoying the fact that Blakey can't see the status icon that is forcibly on this thread, while also loving the Dune theme going on here.
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Status thread titles were actually pretty funny, for a change.
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Status: Just found that putting too many
u
s in the wordStatus
makes the title undescriptive
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Status: I think that's my shortest-lived title change ever
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Mine usually last about 2 minutes. And I don't even think they are that bad.
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If you change the name of this thread make sure it prominently includes the word "STATUS". The CSS tag doesn't show up on WinMo.
Or we can fix our shit. But naaaah...
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The CSS tag doesn't show up on WinMo.
:welltheresyourproblem.dll:
Status: Just found that putting too many us in the word Status makes the title undescriptive
Statuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...ute!
Filed Under: I kinda wanna switch the threads and see Blakey post a status in the likes thread...
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Status: I think that's my shortest-lived title change ever
Mine didn't last much longer
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At least the new one is without a doubt superior.
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I'm taking it back. Status titles are boring again.
Thanks for ruining it.
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At least the new one is without a doubt superior.
I had to look up Usul. Presumably it's something to do with Dune rather than the other options Wikipedia offered, and the rest of the quote is from Dune?
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It's from the film, specifically. Not sure if it's the same in the book. Still on my to-read list, patiently waiting on the shelf...
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Status: Ugh...the tyops are killing me this morning.
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It's from the film, specifically. Not sure if it's the same in the book.
Usul is most definitely in the book. It's his Fremen in-tribe name.
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I know that. I'm talking about the entirety of the quote.
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wel taht musty suk four u.