The Official Status Thread
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Status: had a dream that someone I don't know was sitting at my computer and had managed to log in and install every virus known to man.
Thankfully, just a dream.
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it's pretty nice, yes.
I just can't tell our net admin that i've connected my tablet to the corporate wifi so i can have it RDP to the servers i need to babysit.
he'll find out eventually, but until then my Surface3 is WAY better than the laptop that was issued to me by the company. (Devs get bitchin' desktops, but to make the rest of the company feel better we get last generation laptops. I'd complain except... dual i7+64GB on my desktop.... yeah, i think i'm good.)
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Not bad. The pacing of the first third wasn't perfect so I'm not putting it on my permanent playlist, but they've definitely got something about them.
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Yeah, it might ruin your DF saves.
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Heh, sounds like an interesting place to work, anyway.
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I like it.
even the WTFs are interesting, and at least they are spread out a fair bit.
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Status: Breathing a huge sigh of relief after managing to revive my laptop following a botched disassembly/cleaning operation. Sure its aging, clunky and wasn't that good too begin with, but I can't afford a new computer in the foreseeable future.
In the words of Dr Kleiner: "My relief is almost palpable."
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Status: Full of food. spiced sweetcorn salsa, Greek seafood, cicchetti, sausage and bean stew with polish dumplings, chocolate cake.
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Status: drinking some Almdudler
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Status: drinking some Paulaner Oktoberfestbier. Although from the bottle and at the other end of Germany.
Filed under: Oktoberfest hasn't yet opened anyway.
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Status: Doing some recording. Got the Marshalls and my 12-string acoustic out and all miked up, and trying to write up a late-80's thrash metal instrumental, à la Metallica and Testament.
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Status: Trying to figure out how I'm getting a missing method exception when I can't find the name of the supposedly missing method in the codebase (as in it isn't called anywhere).
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Stack trace?
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I've got one, but the method that is supposedly being called isn't in the code. It looks like it may be loading older versions for some reason so I'm trying a full rebuild.
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Status: Whelp now I can't build at all due to compile errors. Looks like other people were working today and checked in things that break the solution. Will deal with it tomorrow when we are doing another QA deploy.
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Current status: just got back from the pool, applying aloe to my belly
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Getting my together for a "seminar" on escrow-style budgeting for a number of households in my neighborhood, and a few people from work. They're footing the coffee, beer, pizza, and one neighbor's very nice heated garage for the site.
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Status: Sunday lunchtime, manually kicking off backups because the backup software we inherited is a POS
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http://meta.discourse.org/plugins/emoji/images/poop.png
https://assets-cdn.github.com/images/icons/emoji/unicode/1f4a9.pngIt just isn't the same...
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No. No it isn't… :(
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Someone could probably write a userscript with https://api.github.com/emojis for a replacement list.
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Hmmm… Will have to play with this idea during this week. After the "seminar" prep.
vacation, vacation, La la La la
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Counting down the hours until I get to see Wil Wheaton interview Randall Munroe.
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Postal sex is the hottest
It's a mail dominated industry though. Postal sex brings all new meaning to the term franking.
###Analysis and Interpretation
In this pun, I have made use of the fact that "mail" and "male" are homonyms to suggest that postal sex is a primarily homosexual endeavour. To back this up, I have drawn the reader's attention to the "frank" part of the mail related term "franking", in the hope that it would bring to mind the Frankfurter sausage, and ultimately, the concept of sausage fests.
Filed under: I'm not gay, damnit!
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It's a mail dominated industry though. Postal sex brings all new meaning to the term franking.
Analysis and Interpretation
In this pun, I have made use of the fact that "mail" and "male" are homonyms to suggest that postal sex is a primarily homosexual endeavour. To back this up, I have drawn the reader's attention to the "frank" part of the mail related term "franking", in the hope that it would bring to mind the Frankfurter sausage, and ultimately, the concept of sausage fests.
What about post boxes?
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Yah, I think the designer was hanging out too much with Towely and the Christmas Poo.
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It's 2 am and I can't fucking sleep.
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It's 2 am and I can't fucking sleep.
I think for once I successfully resisted the urge to make a lame timezone joke.
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Status: Working on a custom world for a Space Engineers Factions/PvP server.
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I think for once I successfully resisted the urge to make a lame timezone joke.
I resisted the lame sex joke. And probably made @Keith sad in the process.
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That reminds me... I should probably sleep at some point.
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at work. i have no memory of the drive into work. I am in fact not positive if i have driven into work or this is just another one of my more sureal nightmares.
I wonder how i could check?
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Status: Not all that motivated. But everything seems to be mostly alright, at least.
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Status: Did some refactoring so far. Currently trying to combat the monday-after-lunchtime tiredness with coffee.
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i'm rather afraid to check....
no i am not, these appear to be a very nice pair of capris.
does that help?
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I wonder how i could check?
Can you breathe with your nose pinched shut? Assuming you aren't like me...I'll do a reality check, fail, and then think "Wow that's weird, normally that only fails when I'm dreaming." And I'll somehow still fail to realize I'm dreaming.
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I wonder how i could check?
More to the point: if this is your surreal nightmare, I only exist as long as you keep dreaming it.
Do not attempt to wake up, citizen. The computer is your friend.
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Headache.
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Status: Thinking a coffee IV straight into my bladder would be a 100% compatible replacement for the normal method this morning.
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Shmorky: "My worst nightmare? I'm at high school naked and I can't find any clothes and I haven't studied for the test! Which is about clothes."
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That's another one that gets me. I'll find out I'm in public, naked or just in my underwear, and I'll be smart enough to will myself to suddenly be wearing clothes and it works, yet I still don't realize I'm dreaming!
I know I'm dreaming probably 30% of the time, but when I'm not lucid there's nothing that will change that.
When I am lucid I can be quite an arsehole. I even have arguments with dream characters, trying to convince them that they aren't real and it's all a dream. I think I often realize on some level that I'm dreaming but never quite understand the full implications.
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why dont you have the biggest most intense orgy the world has ever known if you have control of the dream?
Filed Under: Wasted opportunities