The Official Good Ideas Thread™
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Math on your (arranged) wedding day:
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/bride-walks-wedding-ceremony-north-india-groom-fails-073148987.html
NEW DELHI - An Indian bride walked out of her wedding ceremony after the groom failed to solve a simple math problem, police said Friday.
The bride tested the groom on his math skills and when he got the sum wrong, she walked out.
The question she asked: How much is 15 plus six?
His reply: 17.
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If my arranged bride turned up and wasn't a looker I think I'd be getting a few maths questions wrong too.
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The question she asked: How much is 15 plus six?His reply: 17.
Hmm...
156 + 610 = 256 ≡ 1710
...but that may be overthinking the problem.
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/03/13/feds-spend-42676-studying-sexting-by-college-girls/
Will also identify the overly PC folks for @Onyx when they complain about victim blaming so he can ask them what they call the negroes in his land.
Since oneboxing doesn't reveal, here's the victim blaming hook:
"This project will address how sexting (the exchange of sexually suggestive texts or pictures via mobile phone) and problematic alcohol use together increase the risk for risky sexual behavior and sexual assault among college women," read a grant issued last year.
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A nearly $50,000 federal study is examining the sext messages of college girls to determine whether sending racy pictures makes them more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior.
I cannot imagine why middle-aged men might be so interested in this.
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A nearly $50,000 federal study is examining the sext messages of college girls to determine whether
sending racy picturestrying to make others horny makes them more likely toengage in risky sexual behaviormake people horny.I don't know, guys. Looks pretty shaky to me...
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Looks pretty shaky to me...
Don't worry, they have quite a few different medications for that these days.
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Don't worry, they have quite a few different medications for that these days.
I have red pills, blue pills, green pills, chloroform, yellow pills...
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blue pills
According to the emails I get from time to time, those are for a different problem.
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@RaceProUK should start a "sexy cars thread" some day.
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I won a pretty big settlement when justin timberlake sang "im bringing sexy back". No one brought it back, I still have it.
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@RaceProUK should start a "sexy cars thread" some day.
Now you come to mention it…
Well, at least I'm known for something other than Sonic… and flirting with a certain fox…
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Feds spend $42,676
...and my frist reaction was...
"less than $50k?, how can they do a proper study of any kind for that kind of money..."
"What? a master's level thesis krep with twenty subjects divi-ed into a control and test group... oh look, in the end 17 total 'good' data points..."
What a waste of money.
Oh, and the subject matter? Duh.
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Good idea: Buy all the obnoxious "Kiss me I'm irish" shirts and return them the day after St Patrick's day:
In the same spirit, but not real: http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03172015.shtml
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Got to admit, the guy's got a point; he gets a from me
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http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Irish-American-man-buys-all-of-Walmarts-offensive-t-shirts-will-return-them-March-18.html
FTA:
“I invite everyone, especially my brothers and sisters from the Ancient Order of Hibernians and Lady’s Ancient Order of Hibernians, to go to your local Walmart,” he recently shared in an e-blast.
is an 'e-blast', and how do I get one?
Also, while I'm here: http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/top-ten-offensive-irish-t-shirts-that-should-have-never-been-made-227113011-237782381.html
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Could be. Does that generate a new tweet with the content "I just farter. Tee-hee!" ?
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Here's a good idea: some sort of notice that the old forum import is being done?
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I'm not generally a fan of breast implants, but maybe I've been too hasty:
Damn it. I missed it. Sounds like it was right up my alley.
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Why did he do that? It's not clear from the article...
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That is the most productive thing ever done with Twitter.
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Why did he do that? It's not clear from the article...
The answer to that question is always "Because I can".
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The answer to that question is always "Because I can".
I dunno though, it sounds like he put a lot of time and effort into his fart-detecting machine, and that could have been spent doing literally anything else... I just don't understand people sometimes...
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Your website should be so simple, a drunk person could use it. You can't test that. I'll do it for you.
WHAT: I'll get very drunk, and then review your website. I'll send you a document outlining where I thought the website needed help, and a screencast of me going over the website.
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Harnessing the power of flame wars:
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It seems there's loads of cool stuff in that cave that some asshole doesn't want us to see. belgium him and belgium his sign.
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They should dress up as ghost and swim around boo-ing at scuba divers, while secretly digging out the pirate treasure inside the cave.
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It seems there's loads of cool stuff in that cave that some asshole doesn't want us to see
Yeah, like scuba diving equipment¹. Which presumably is something divers would be interested in.¹previously owned
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STOP! This cave is haunted by the angry ghosts of diving n00bs!
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http://paranormaldivers.com/
That site is TR
Maybe they mean "divers", like the Shakespearian spelling of "diverse", as in, "here is an array of assorted (aquatic) paranormal phenomena..."
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This condom commercial. NSFW.
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I wouldn't describe that as NSFW, but ?
That certainly does not make me want to buy condoms. "The ungainly monster" doesn't like to be mistreated in that manner...
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Anonymous Activist Gets Potholes Fixed By Drawing Giant Penises Around Them
And a picture to attract further attention to this post.
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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That movie's great.
Idiocracy, that is. Not Ass. I haven't seen Ass.
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