The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@Mason_Wheeler For me, it doesn't work, because I think of six legs as being a core critical characteristic.
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@jinpa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
it doesn't work
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@jinpa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Mason_Wheeler For me, it doesn't work, because I think of six legs as being a core critical characteristic.
Just turn on Brokeback Mountain and then boom, six legs
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@boomzilla That took me too long... I read that as "zero-K" and went "so?"
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@dcon In contrast, to me it took absolute zero effort.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@dcon In contrast, to me it took absolute zero effort.
Cool.
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@LaoC very.
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@boomzilla Where are such freezers available?
At the end of the universe perhaps?
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@BernieTheBernie This says not even there. The lowest temp achieved in a freezer (i.e. a lab) is -273.144, which rounds to -273.14.
"This gives CUORE the distinction of being the coldest cubic meter in the known universe."
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@BernieTheBernie said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
At the end of the universe perhaps?
The other end of the universe.
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@jinpa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@BernieTheBernie This says not even there. The lowest temp achieved in a freezer (i.e. a lab) is -273.144, which rounds to -273.14.
That article is from 2014.
There's a newer one from 2021 that claims that we have got much closer to the limit: https://www.livescience.com/coldest-temperature-everScientists just broke the record for the coldest temperature ever measured in a lab: They achieved the bone-chilling temperature of 38 trillionths of a degree above -273.15 Celsius by dropping magnetized gas 393 feet (120 meters) down a tower.
(Original press release from the University of Bremen: https://www.zarm.uni-bremen.de/en/press/single-view/article/extremely-long-and-incredibly-cold.html)
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@julmu said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
by dropping magnetized gas 393 feet (120 meters) down a tower
I'd rather prefer not to be 0K, then.
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@Mason_Wheeler At least 4K is better than 3K.
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@ixvedeusi This is the kind of nerdy joke that needs commentary.
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@jinpa Not familiar with the game?
In other news, no duckduckgo, nobody needs a boxed game to play this, also this isn't a computer game and no you can't play this online or get it on steam (seriously, ? )
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@ixvedeusi No, I was not, thanks.
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@Applied-Mediocrity I read the first beat to my dad and he immediately laughed. I didn't even get the punch in....
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Illustration of electricity relations!
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@Tsaukpaetra Somehow my initial parse of that image was quite NSFW.
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@PleegWat I believe that was the artist’s intent.
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
my initial parse of that image
I killed the parser thread before it even finished tokenization.
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@Arantor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@PleegWat I believe that was the artist’s intent.
It's a classic setup, indeed.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Arantor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@PleegWat I believe that was the artist’s intent.
It's a classic setup, indeed.
"What are you doing, step-stallion?"
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@Mason_Wheeler I call shenanigans. That packet of Splenda is definitely not sold as a single, individual packet.
Also, "grocery story"
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@HardwareGeek said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Also, "grocery story"
Walmart (something something, what @Mason_Wheeler said)
edit 5 days later: Oh sheesh. I just noticed what the was really about.
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@boomzilla just a few posts up
Sadly, the anti-pony sentiment took priority.
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@PleegWat nah, he’s just pushing the amp along with both his arms and a foot.
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951769818774794260/1136813954178498590/image0.jpg
Eh. Could be worse.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951769818774794260/1136813954178498590/image0.jpg
Eh. Could be worse.
In your uniworse that's probably very true.
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@Mason_Wheeler I'm assuming it's supposed to represent "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish", but I'm not adept enough at music to understand how simultaneous C & G whole notes represent "fish".