The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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Thank @boomzilla for reminding me about this one.
What concert costs 45 cents to get into?
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Fifty Cent, Featuring Nickelback!
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Thinking about rewriting some old C code I found.
Usual kind of thing, tidy up the messy parts, do some refactoring.
I might convert it to C++ as well.
That ought to add some
class
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<aside class="quote">Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance!
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Wii U Wii U Wii USome redittor:That's what I call a non-PC joke.
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That is...pure evil genius on the part of some teacher...
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@Intercourse said:
That is...pure evil genius on the part of some teacher...
Especially if you consider how many students will get that wrong because they don't read past the first choice...
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I can only hope it was a CS101 class trying to illustrate infinite recursion.
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"get that wrong" implies there is a correct answer. :-)
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"get that wrong" implies there is a correct answer.
There is.
I never said the correct answer was listed in the choices. ;-)
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I never said the correct answer was listed in the choices.
Uhmmmm, maybe it is because it is late, maybe it is because I have been reading the SpectateSwamp thread on the old forums...but I see no way to come up with a correct answer there?
Unless you added: e) 20%
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Stolen from today's XKCD alt text:
My New Year's resolution for 2014-54-12/30/14 Dec:12:1420001642 is to learn these stupid time formatting strings.
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@Intercourse said:
I can only hope it was a CS101 class trying to illustrate infinite recursion.
Seems better suited to a math course talking about Gödel. Or possibly Russell.
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Incompleteness Theorem? I had not thought of that .
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@Intercourse said:
Incompleteness Theorem? I had not thought of that .
Yeah, any time you start getting self referential, I think of that and Russell's Paradox.
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@Intercourse said:
That is...pure evil genius on the part of some teacher...
I can't tell you how long I stared at it before I recovered enough to post it here. It's a real brain bomb.
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An agilist walks into a lingerie shop and orders a beer.
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OK, if it has to be me, fine, I'll say it: I don't get it. Language joke?
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I don't get it. Language joke?
neither do i. i'm buttuming that it's something to do with agile methodologies.
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If books weren't allowed to talk about their authors or use phrases like "by reading this book, you will learn ..." Computer Science would be a lot easier.
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Perhaps I overworked it a bit... TDD, and the habit of starting with a failing test case first.
Then I could not stop myself: adopt, adapt, and improve
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If books weren't allowed to talk about their authors or use phrases like "by reading this book, you will learn ..." Computer Science would be a lot easier.
I don't read autobiographies, I just flip to the "About the Author" section.
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In an effort to redeem myself:
Q: How do you calculate the volume of a pizza?
A: let z be the radius and a be the height, then multiply pizz*a
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There is one type of people in the world:
- Those who use 0 based indexing
- Those who don't
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There are two types of people in this world, those that can reason from incomplete data.
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Two mathematicians and a statistician are out hunting. The first mathematician takes a shot at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The second mathematician then takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician exclaims, "We got him!"
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Real mathematicians would set up a small corral and define the outside as the inside.
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When's a good time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
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What's the right number of beans to eat?
239, because one more would be 240.
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+:paulabean:
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When's a good time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
What's the right number of beans to eat?
239, because one more would be 240.
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Do we need a terrible jokes thread?
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I thought that was what every thread eventually turns into.
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What do Asian people do during erections?
[spoiler]They vote.[/spoiler]
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In which case....
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
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Did you hear about the cow that won the Nobel Prize?
It was out standing in its field.
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A man walks in to a bar, and says [spoiler]"Ouch!"[/spoiler].
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
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A dyslexic pimp walks into a warehouse....
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?". And the horse doesn't say anything because it's a horse.
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Dylsexics of the world, untie!
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Procrastinators of the world, unite! Tomorrow.
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Wenn ist das Nunstueck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiderhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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A boiled egg and a slice of toast walk into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".
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Careful, you'll kill anyone who knows German.
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@boomzilla said:
What's the right number of beans to eat?
239, because one more would be 240.
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Do we need a terrible jokes thread?
Paging @Groaner, because that's what these are.Discurse included one nested quote, but not the other. @discoursebot
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