ALEX



  • I HATE YOU



  • Why do you hate the owner of The Daily WTF? I hear it's run by a great guy!



  •  alex hired shitty nazi mods that he ressurected from hitlers dna in the 4th reich test chamber to become mods and shit all over my posts in the comments of his unfunny website articles its a government conspiracy to keep me from revealing the truth that he has a tiny baby dick and nobody wants it and he needs to kill himself dont listen to his mods they will silence me but you can be the echoes of the future tell alex his website blows chunks and he has the smallest dick in the worldits the only way to banish him back to the hell that is hipstersin a starbucks writing erotic pokemon fanfiction in starbucks



  • alex hired shitty nazi mods that he ressurected from hitlers dna in the
    4th reich test chamber to become mods and shit all over my posts in the
    comments of his unfunny website articles its a government conspiracy to
    keep me from revealing the truth that he has a tiny baby dick and nobody
    wants it and he needs to kill himself dont listen to his mods they will
    silence me but you can be the echoes of the future tell alex his
    website blows chunks and he has the smallest dick in the worldits the
    only way to banish him back to the hell that is hipstersin a starbucks
    writing erotic pokemon fanfiction in starbucks

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  • IP address is from Arkansas. I fucking told you people rural electrification was a mistake..



  • Does anyone know who this guy is? Not that I'm complaining, he is about as hilarious as specateswamp



  • @dtech said:

    Does anyone know who this guy is? Not that I'm complaining, he is about as hilarious as specateswamp

    Possibly a chick or a shemale. My working hypothesis is Alex's spurned tranny lover from Arkansas. Who is 15. And not very good at Math.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    rural electrification

    If you're talking about electrocuting people living in rural areas, I'm all for it.



  • @mikeTheLiar said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    rural electrification

    If you're talking about electrocuting people living in rural areas, I'm all for it.
    That's rural electrocution, and it's a key part of my domestic policy for the upcoming election. Remember the slogan: Vote for bstorer, or face the gold extractors when he comes to power.



  • @bstorer said:

    Vote for bstorer, or face the gold extractors when he comes to power.

    It's better than 2010's "You've tried the rest-o, Now vote for pesto".

    Or 2008's "You wouldn't stop riding me mid-stream, would you?"

    Or in 2006 when your slogan was just four minutes of you--pantsless and drunk--a cappella screaming the lyrics to "Livin' on a Prayer".

    Thankfully, in 2012 you were able to bring your long history of successes to the Romney campaign, and help shape the course of history.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Thankfully, in 2012 you were able to bring your long history of successes to the Romney campaign, and help shape the course of history.
    I still think we would've won if they had let me run with "Mitt is da' shit," and "Mitt Romney: definitely not a cybernetic drone piloted by aliens with no concept of human behavior."



  • @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    Thankfully, in 2012 you were able to bring your long history of successes to the Romney campaign, and help shape the course of history.
    I still think we would've won if they had let me run with "Mitt is da' shit," and "Mitt Romney: definitely not a cybernetic drone piloted by aliens with no concept of human behavior."

    What a bunch of jackasses. They didn't like my ideas, either: "Mitt Romney knows the ending to Breaking Bad so vote for him or he'll tell you it" and "Through a complex series of financial arrangements you couldn't possibly hope to understand, Mitt Romney owns your child's--or children's--internal organs. Vote accordingly."


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    @morbiuswilters said:

    "Through a complex series of financial arrangements you couldn't possibly hope to understand, Mitt Romney owns your child's--or children's--internal organs. Vote accordingly."
    That one might back-fire a little.

    "Mitt Romney: because he was probably best at lying to his own party."



  • Guys! I figured it out! They're a CVS server



  • @dkf said:

    "Mitt Romney: because he was probably best at lying to his own party."

    "Mitt Romney: Man of the people. Pod people, sure, but people's people"

    "Mitt Romney: Because every state deserves to feel like Massachusetts"



  • @the way this website sucks said:

     alex hired shitty nazi mods that he ressurected from hitlers dna in the 4th reich test chamber to become mods and shit all over my posts in the comments of his unfunny website articles its a government conspiracy to keep me from revealing the truth that he has a tiny baby dick and nobody wants it and he needs to kill himself dont listen to his mods they will silence me but you can be the echoes of the future tell alex his website blows chunks and he has the smallest dick in the worldits the only way to banish him back to the hell that is hipstersin a starbucks writing erotic pokemon fanfiction in starbucks

    Well, you convinced me with this well-crafted essay.

    Now enough of this computer stuff, where's my tinfoil hat?



  • @the way this website sucks said:

     alex hired shitty nazi mods that he ressurected from hitlers dna in the 4th reich test chamber to become mods and shit all over my posts in the comments of his unfunny website articles

    Um, a little credit, please...

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get Hitler's DNA? Seriously. Go ahead. Try. 

    Obviously anyone can just take some human DNA and make a viable clone... but growth acceleration with Nazi indoctrination in today's world? How about a little admiration!

    What? No? No admiration for me? WELL GUESS WHO HAS A NAZI MOD ARMY BITCHES!


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    @Alex Papadimoulis said:

    @the way this website sucks said:

     alex hired shitty nazi mods that he ressurected from hitlers dna in the 4th reich test chamber to become mods and shit all over my posts in the comments of his unfunny website articles

    Um, a little credit, please...

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get Hitler's DNA? Seriously. Go ahead. Try. 

    Obviously anyone can just take some human DNA and make a viable clone... but growth acceleration with Nazi indoctrination in today's world? How about a little admiration!

    What? No? No admiration for me? WELL GUESS WHO HAS A NAZI MOD ARMY BITCHES!


    I, for one, welcome our new Nazi overlords.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    I, for one, welcome our new Nazi overlords.

    I didn't know you were French. Wanna come to our next Capitulation Meetup? We'll have baguettes and snails.



  • @bstorer said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:
    @morbiuswilters said:
    rural electrification

    If you're talking about electrocuting people living in rural areas, I'm all for it.
    That's rural electrocution, and it's a key part of my domestic policy for the upcoming election. Remember the slogan: Vote for bstorer, or face the gold extractors when he comes to power.
     

    What about rural electioneering?



  • @Alex Papadimoulis said:

    What? No? No admiration for me? WELL GUESS WHO HAS A NAZI MOD ARMY BITCHES!
    Oh, wait . . . I thought you said a Nazi Mod Army of Bitches.

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    @Alex Papadimoulis said:

    What? No? No admiration for me? WELL GUESS WHO HAS A NAZI MOD ARMY BITCHES!
    Oh, wait . . . I thought you said a Nazi Mod Army of Bitches.

     

     

    Dafuq? Did they make a Barbie tie-in toy for Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS?

     



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    Dafuq? Did they make a Barbie tie-in toy for Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS?

    I dunno, but it's make me wonder if I'm on the wrong side of this whole "Nazi" business.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    Dafuq? Did they make a Barbie tie-in toy for Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS?

    I dunno, but it's make me wonder if I'm on the wrong side of this whole "Nazi" business.

    So I'm not the only one with a shame boner? Good to know.



  • @bstorer said:

    So I'm not the only one with a shame boner? Good to know.
     

    What shame?



  • @apapadimoulis said in ALEX:

    What? No? No admiration for me? WELL GUESS WHO HAS A NAZI MOD ARMY BITCHES!

    @boomzilla nazi DNA confirmed



  • @wharrgarbl This will be a shock to my family tree.




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    Cod. Plucking. Fram it @fbmac!



  • @apapadimoulis said in ALEX:

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get Hitler's DNA?

    I recently bought some off gumtree. I put it in my salads.


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