This is what happens...



  • ... when you let your psychotherapist build a website:

    http://www.red-psicoterapia.eu/

    You don't need to know Spanish to truly appreciate and love that site. But in case you feel the need to read it in English I present you its Irish (drunk?) cousin:

    http://www.network-psychotherapy.eu/

    This "thing" has everything: ugly colors, iframes, gigantic qr codes, iframe navigation, cross-hair cursor, mysql errors and for some reason, it sometimes switches to German, because, the father of this seems to be there:

    http://www.dyade.de/

    Only thing missing (and I bet it's because they don't know how to do it) is comic sans.

    Oh well, I didn't even need to see the page source to know this was gonna pop up:

    meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft FrontPage 12.0"



  • The best bit is right at the bottom (while it lasts). A banner of some of the shrinks which has at its centre shrink number 1875 and 1877. So if you need to talk to someone about multiple personality disorder, she's the person to talk to.



  • Well, at least it's CONSISTENTLY garish.



  • @pjt33 said:

    The best bit is right at the bottom (while it lasts). A banner of some of the shrinks which has at its centre shrink number 1875 and 1877. So if you need to talk to someone about multiple personality disorder, she's the person to talk to.

    Weird that you spotted the crazy twins while I immediately focused on the cutie (1802)... to each his own!



  • @Ronald said:

    Weird that you spotted the crazy twins while I immediately focused on the cutie (1802)... to each his own!



    Cutie? To each his own, I guess.



  • Weeding out the men and shemales, here are the options:




    Swiss cutie is a no-brainer unless you prefer:

    • A dominatrix (1995)
    • A wicca witch / lesbian bookstore owner (1921)
    • The crazy twins (1875/1877)
    • A former biker girl and breast cancer survivor (1799)




    Q.E.D.



  • @Ronald said:

    Swiss cutie is a no-brainer unless you prefer:

    Who said I had to choose any of them? Also, I think the dominatrix is better-looking.



  • Regardless of the context of any discussion, whenever women are visible, they are to be evaluated immediately in terms of their attractiveness to the men present.



  • @GNU Pepper said:

    Regardless of the context of any discussion, whenever women are visible, they are to be evaluated immediately in terms of their attractiveness to the men present.

    I am disgusted by my own shallowness, but in my defense there was no way to try their cooking over the Internet.



  • I like that the German site proclaims "Psychologische Kurzzeit-Beratung [b]durch Psychologen[/b]" — quick psychological consults [b]by psychologists[/b]. Other sites put the cleaning lady on the phone to counsel you, but we have real psychologists!



  • The real question is: why the lemons on the spanish and irish sites, and oranges on the german site?



  • @edgsousa said:

    The real question is: why the lemons on the spanish and irish sites, and oranges on the german site?

    Sometimes an orange is just a my overbearing mother ruined my life.



  • Is the psychotherapist called Larry, and did he fuck a stranger in the ass?



  • TRWTF are the self-tests offered on those sites. Too bad there's no purple dildo fetish test…




  • Allllllll the way down at the bottom of the site, there's a list of fascinating activities that you can partake of.....

    Warning: mysql_num_rows() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given in /mnt/webh/d2/05/51360505/htdocs/europa/network-psychotherapy-eu/organisation/php/abfrage_logbuch.php on line 11

    Hmm. Well maybe if we check out all available activities...

    Activities found! Yay! Oh, wait...

    The activities of our members are ordered descending by date.

     

    Search results

    Warning: mysql_num_rows() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given in /mnt/webh/d2/05/51360505/htdocs/europa/network-psychotherapy-eu/organisation/php/liste_logbuch.php on line 127

    Activities found!

     

    <center>
    Date Time Portal Activity
    </center>

     

    Warning: mysql_fetch_array() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given in /mnt/webh/d2/05/51360505/htdocs/europa/network-psychotherapy-eu/organisation/php/seitenende.inc.php on line 40

    Warning: mysql_fetch_array() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given in /mnt/webh/d2/05/51360505/htdocs/europa/network-psychotherapy-eu/organisation/php/seitenende.inc.php on line 52

    Damn, and I really wanted to see what activities were available for (patients? doctors? random passers-by?). Oh, and just for fun, the entire page is in a table. Each column is a <td>



  • @GNU Pepper said:

    Regardless of the context of any discussion, whenever women are visible, they are to be evaluated immediately in terms of their attractiveness to the men present.

    Yeah that's the Bechdel Test right?

    NOTE TO IDIOTS ABOUT TO CORRECT ME: THE ABOVE WAS A JOKE.



  • No, the Bechdel Test is when a work contains two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.



  • @Snowyowl said:

    No, the Bechdel Test is when a work contains two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.


    Impossible. Women aren't smart enough to talk about something other than men, babies, and cooking, it would overload their brains.



  • @Snowyowl said:

    No, the Bechdel Test is when a work contains two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.

    Like shopping. Or shoes. Especially shopping for shoes.



  • @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Snowyowl said:

    No, the Bechdel Test is when a work contains two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.


    Impossible. Women aren't smart enough to talk about something other than men, babies, and cooking, it would overload their brains.
     

    Wait, women are allowed to talk now?

    Jeez, spend a day arguing on the Internet instead instead of keeping a proper watchful eye on them, and this is the sort of trouble they get themselves into.

     



  • @Snowyowl said:

    No, the Bechdel Test is when a work contains two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.

    As explained here:




  • No, this is what happens when you let Psycho the Rapist build a website.



  • @pjt33 said:

    The best bit is right at the bottom (while it lasts). A banner of some of the shrinks which has at its centre shrink number 1875 and 1877. So if you need to talk to someone about multiple personality disorder, she's the person to talk to.

    The banner is autogenerated, and she appears twice because she listed both of her offices. Check the scrolling list of addresses in the middle of the form.


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