Hey, PHP can has hip job ads too!
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@accalia said:
of that's what floats your boat
I hope that's not what it's made of...
well, with the construction techniques we have today I have no doubt that we can make a boat out of oon, or at least the precursor chemicals that produce oon.
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the cupholder not only keeps me from putting warermarks on the nice wood table,
I have visions of the wearing of a table, but with marks from doing this neatly prevented.
/me has speelchuck-as-you-tyop turned on in all his browsers for a good reason…
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Discourse is a perfectly functional piece of software written by competent people
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I have visions of the wearing of a table, but with marks from doing this neatly prevented.
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/me wonders how one would go about wearing a table like that.......
/me fails
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i have a laptop here. there is no numpad on this keyboard.
Not even hidden behind a Fn modifier?
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Not even hidden behind a Fn modifier?
nope. i havent seen one of those FN modifier numpads in years
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Selecting a harder difficulty generated a blob-like monster that moved on the ceiling.
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@DogsB said:
@blakeyrat said:
It's like a Schwarzenegger one-liner from that 1980s movie where he played a computer programmer whose daughter is kidnapped I just made up in my head.
I would like to invest in this movie.Coming soon to a theater near you: Arnold Schwarzenegger is THE DEBUGGER.
(Tag: a shot of Arnold with a gun pointed at the camera. Arnold says "GOTO Hell"
You should never use GOTO
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GOTO Hell
Featured heavily in batch scripts used by my last employer
IF %errno% > 0 GOTO Hell
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Discourse is a perfectly functional piece of software written by competent people
You derailed my brain, and it crashed.
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@cconroy said:
GOTO Hell
Featured heavily in batch scripts used by my last employer
IF %errno% > 0 GOTO Hell ```</blockquote> If this was in the past fifteen years, then using DOS batch scripts is TRWTF.
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If this was in the past fifteen years, then using DOS batch scripts is TRWTF.
It was before that too.
command.com
was always a miserable programming language. (cmd
was a bit better. So was virtually everything else too.)
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/me has speelchuck-as-you-tyop turned on in all his browsers for a good reason…
I also check what's there before submitting most of the time.
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Considering there's a print and an echo in there, it probably should have. To expound
print and echo are pure PHP, so that's not a special reason to use the end tag. The article you linked also provides a good reason to omit it in pure PHP members.
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True. The output is often pure guesswork.
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You're supposed to look at the monitor when typing, not your fingers
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alt+255 should be unicode 0x0255, right?
But codepoint 0x0255 is "Latin small letter c with curl,", i.e. ɕ
If you're after no-break space space, that's codepoint 0x00a0. Pissforce will probably filter it out, though.
this should be indented
Yes, it did. Hooray for Pissforce.
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Pah! Amateur!
It should clearly be
if(isset($_POST['interested']) && $_POST['interested'])
Oh, no, wait, this will generate a
NOTICE
level warning. That's expected in PHP. Carry on...if(@$_POST['interested'])
Much better...
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You're being disingenuous, I'll probably get a whoosh badge or something for calling you out, but...
No. Alt255 is local-code-page 0d255, or 0xFF. Which was NBSP in most IBM code pages, which gets upconverted to U+00A0 by Windows. Or turns into ÿ if you're on Windows 3.11 or something, since that's what it is in Win-1252.
And yes, filters it out. Of course it does; it's whitespace, and everyone knows whitespace is insignificant. If you really wanted it to be indented, you'd wrap it in a
<pre>
tag or code block. After all, everyone knows that! </sarc>
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On every computer I have used, Alt+255 is non-breaking-space. As TwelveBaud explained, this means I haven't used your computer.
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You're being disingenuous
Am I fuck. I was perhaps mislead, not being one of the Windows-using masses, but I was rather under the impression that alt+hex digits allowed one to directly enter hex unicode code points. If Windows actually takes the digits as being something based on what code page you're using, and then converts that to unicode under the hood, well, then that's TRWTF, surely?
Also, disingenuous? Go fuck yourself with a pole. If you think I'm lying, say so, you spineless cunt.
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this means I haven't used your computer.
It does indeed. And, presumably, any other machine not running Windows.
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Also, disingenuous? Go fuck yourself with a pole. If you think I'm lying, say so, you spineless cunt.
dis·in·gen·u·ous
ˌdisənˈjenyo͞oəs/
adjective
not candid or sincere, typically by pretending that one knows less about something than one really does.synonyms: insincere, dishonest, untruthful, false, deceitful, duplicitous, lying, mendacious; hypocritical
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Reading this thread's title makes me think of PHP coders with hip flasks. Somehow I can't see getting through a week of PHP coding without a lot of alcohol being involved, one way or another.
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Of course it does; it's whitespace, and everyone knows whitespace is insignificant. If you really wanted it to be indented, you'd wrap it in a <pre> tag or code block. After all, everyone knows that!
/me tests…
abc
Nope, still broken.
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I'm still reading the topic title as "Hey, PHP can has hip-hop job too!"
Still looking for that PHP rap ...
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I was perhaps mislead, not being one of the Windows-using masses, but I was rather under the impression that alt+hex digits allowed one to directly enter hex unicode code points.
It does, except, backward compatibility has screwed everything up as usual.
If you hold Alt and enter 0 followed by a decimal number, the Windows codepage is used to look up the code point and generate the appropriate (Unicode) character.
If you hold Alt and enter a decimal number (without a leading 0), the extended ASCII codepage is used to look up the code point and generate the appropriate (Unicode) character.
Supposedly, you can also enter Unicode characters by holding Alt and entering + followed by a hex number. There's a registry key that should enable this, but I surmise that it might require restarting before the change will take effect and ain't nobody got time for that.
The + and all decimal digits including a leading 0 have to be entered on the number keypad.
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<pre>TFY. Press the raw button in your post and you'll see it is indented.this should be indented
Yes, it did. Hooray for Pissforce.
This time it's not Discourse's fault. It's the browser.
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Welcome back to TDWTF!
This time it's not Discourse's fault. It's the browser.
Blimey, you're right.backward compatibility has screwed everything up as usual.
Oh lord. I previously thought this was one of the few things MS had got right with NT that IBM got wrong with OS/2.
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PHP has a virtual machine for that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HipHop_Virtual_Machine
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True, but irrelevant. We're talking source member, which can contain PHP source or text for the output webpage. The print and echo functions are source, including the literals. So source-only rules would apply.
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@PJH said:
And if we're getting really critical, where is $interested defined?
They are looking for PHP3 developers and it comes from register_globals.
Nightmares!
Hey, we have PHP 5.6 code and rolled our own register_globals because it's not available otherwise.