The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the male equivalent of this is:
Getting out of a tuxedo when your SO is already waiting for you in bed.
Those cumberbuns. <--I googled the word to make sure I had it right...there are some alternate definitions I wish I didn't know.
Damn. That's what I get for trying to express myself in americanese. I meant white tie.
Dinner jackets are not so bad. The cumberbuns are basically just one latch on the back...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Those cumberbuns.
All these jokes about that one actor and his name are getting kinda old...
Filed under: Poor Bernard
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
there are some alternate definitions I wish I didn't know
The term 'cumberbuns' can only be found on urbandictionary (dismissing ~25000 results of people who can't spell), and it's probably the one you didn't want to know about.
The thing you wanted to know about is called cummerbund and surprisingly considering the start of the word has a definition, not related to sex, even on UD.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
cumberbuns
That's porn of Benedict Cumberbatch right?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought about posting this in the cooking thread, but I didn't.
Cooking Hostile with Phil Anselmo! – 02:37
Holy shit! They have
45 episodes! So much for getting anything done on a Friday afternoon...I watched them all, only the first episode was worth anything.
"Five minutes on low...JUST SIMMER" kills me everytime I think about it!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I googled the word to make sure I had it right
cumberbun: About 144,000 results
cummerbund: About 7,920,000 results
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e Oh look, someone took up Blakey's mantle of posting not-funny cartoons.
You cannot deny that this cartoon features Blakey:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I watched them all, only the first episode was worth anything.
The little cut scenes are fairly painful, but the actual cooking was awesome. I liked when Maynard from Tool was cooking and he traded Mike Muir a Pepsi for some honey.
Lemmy making an omelette was pretty good, too.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You really are obsessed with that guy.
You're delusional, but we already knew that.
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@Karla based on what Urban Dictionary says "cumberbun" means I assume you meant "cummerbund", the waistband thing on a tuxedo.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
there are some alternate definitions I wish I didn't know
The term 'cumberbuns' can only be found on urbandictionary (dismissing ~25000 results of people who can't spell), and it's probably the one you didn't want to know about.
The thing you wanted to know about is called cummerbund and surprisingly considering the start of the word has a definition, not related to sex, even on UD.Right...I can't spell which was why I googled it. Google did not ask me...do you mean cummerbund?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the male equivalent of this is:
Getting out of a tuxedo when your SO is already waiting for you in bed.
Those cumberbuns. <--I googled the word to make sure I had it right...there are some alternate definitions I wish I didn't know.
Damn. That's what I get for trying to express myself in americanese. I meant white tie.
Dinner jackets are not so bad. The cumberbuns are basically just one latch on the back...
I was just guessing...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the male equivalent of this is:
Underwear. Dealt with just this ten minutes ago.
Sucks being in a hurry.
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No lie,
I finished the last episode of Stranger Things yesterday, and right after the last episode ended, the power blinked on and off.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I googled the word to make sure I had it right
cumberbun: About 144,000 results
cummerbund: About 7,920,000 resultsNow Google "cummingbird". I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker!
Filed under: I honestly don't know what would happen, In completely unrelated news, I found the limits of my curiosity
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Underwear
Nuh-uh. See, the thing about bras is, you put them on backward and the have to twist them 180 degrees around your skin. So if the friction coefficient is high, it's a nightmare.
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@Yamikuronue sounds like it might be a good idea to invest in a few bras that clip in the front, then.
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@Yamikuronue with a zipper instead of the clip thingy.
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@anotherusername uuuhhhh..... like, a sportsbra or...?;
The closure area on a proper bra is usually too small to allow for a zipper.
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@Yamikuronue basically.
Or there are the ones that don't open at all, and go on over your head, right way forward, like a shirt.
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@anotherusername I can't imagine that being supportive enough.... link me?
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Underwear
Nuh-uh. See, the thing about bras is, you put them on backward and the have to twist them 180 degrees around your skin. So if the friction coefficient is high, it's a nightmare.
Shit, have I been all this time????
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the male equivalent of this is:
Underwear. Dealt with just this ten minutes ago.
Sucks being in a hurry.
Yeah, I hate getting dressed right after a shower. Especially bad after a workout when you haven't necessarily stopped sweating.
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@Onyx I'm not googling that either.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx I'm not googling that either.
Google says: "Do you mean "hummingbird"?"
There is a short clip of a bird exploding though on youtube.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the male equivalent of this is:
Underwear. Dealt with just this ten minutes ago.
Sucks being in a hurry.
Yeah, I hate getting dressed right after a shower. Especially bad after a workout when you haven't necessarily stopped sweating.
It's really surprising how many materials get ultra-clingy when wet.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Ick. You flex wrong and they pop right open.
Filed under: busty world problems
LOL
I admit, I've done #4 to someone. She was a good sport about it.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername I can't imagine that being supportive enough.... link me?
I've found some and they are supportive (I'm actually using one as bikini top).
I found it at a store that sells overages. I will try and give you brand when I get home.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In 1959, Kanokogi competed at the YMCA judo championship in Utica, New York, disguised as a man.[1][8] Women were not explicitly barred from the competition, but no woman had ever tried to participate before.[8] She had cut her hair short, and taped down her breasts.[1][8] She was an alternate on her team, and had to step in when a male member was injured and unable to compete.[8] She won the match against her opponent and her team won the contest, but she was then pulled aside and the tournament organizer asked her whether she was a woman.[1][8] She nodded, and was stripped of her medal.[1][8]
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She nodded, and was stripped of her medal.
Wow. Public decency laws and all that. I'm assuming there were no lawsuits?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She nodded, and was stripped of her medal.
Wow. Public decency laws and all that. I'm assuming there were no lawsuits?
Not that I know of. I was told she bound her breast with duct tape. Decency wasn't an issue.
There is a rule that men cannot wear a shirt underneath the gi.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not that I know of. I was told she bound her breast with duct tape. Decency wasn't an issue.
Per the quoted "stripped" portion of the out-of-context quote.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not that I know of. I was told she bound her breast with duct tape. Decency wasn't an issue.
Per the quoted "stripped" portion of the out-of-context quote.
LOL I totally ed.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not that I know of. I was told she bound her breast with duct tape. Decency wasn't an issue.
Per the quoted "stripped" portion of the out-of-context quote.
LOL I totally ed.
@mods Give this lady her badge! :)
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the thing about bras is
...that they also make front-loading ones. "Find a helper" to do the hooks in the back is a theoretical option, but one that probably isn't going to be a time-saver.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not that I know of. I was told she bound her breast with duct tape. Decency wasn't an issue.
Per the quoted "stripped" portion of the out-of-context quote.
LOL I totally ed.
@mods Give this lady her badge! :)
Apply to Jeff.
I think most, if not all, mods here have been barred from assigning badges until well into the next millennium. (Ok - bit of hyperbole - the next two centuries.)
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You flex wrong and they pop right open.
Maybe you never found a high-enough quality one?
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@Yamikuronue Blah blah blah reading is a to .
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$70 + $35 for a laptop power adapter. Connects a PCIe x4 M.2 or regular 4x motherboard slot to let you use an external graphics card. About $1/3 the price of the Razer Core, and part of that difference is "no case". Interesting idea, though.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not that I know of. I was told she bound her breast with duct tape. Decency wasn't an issue.
Per the quoted "stripped" portion of the out-of-context quote.
LOL I totally ed.
@mods Give this lady her badge! :)
Apply to Jeff.
I think most, if not all, mods here have been barred from assigning badges until well into the next millennium. (Ok - bit of hyperbole - the next two centuries.)
Ah man...I want a
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've done #4 to someone.
Somewhat more serious problem: going to the ER and having your $50+ mail-order G cup sports bra cut off.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ah man...I want a
I bet @accalia'd be glad to give you some of her s.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've done #4 to someone.
Somewhat more serious problem: going to the ER and having your $50+ mail-order G cup sports bra cut off.
Yeah, that'd suck.
Going to the ER, I mean.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ah man...I want a
I bet @accalia'd be glad to give you some of her s.
Wasn't it @RaceProUK who hoarded all the s?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Going to the ER, I mean.
Obviously. But getting expensive clothing cut off you is an extra bummer.