TDWTF Plays Zork I
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throw boat at river
You can't see any river here!Dam Score: 54 Moves: 254 >
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@error_bot s
throw boat at river
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s
Deep Canyon
You are on the south edge of a deep canyon. Passages lead off to the east,
northwest and southwest. A stairway leads down. You can hear the sound of
flowing water from below.Deep Canyon Score: 54 Moves: 255 >throw boat at river
You can't see any river here!Deep Canyon Score: 54 Moves: 256 >
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@error_bot go down stairs
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go down stairs
Loud Room
This is a large room with a ceiling which cannot be detected from the ground.
There is a narrow passage from east to west and a stone stairway leading
upward. The room is eerie in its quietness.
There is a bird's nest here.Loud Room Score: 54 Moves: 257 >
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@error_bot go up stairs
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go up stairs
Deep Canyon
You are on the south edge of a deep canyon. Passages lead off to the east,
northwest and southwest. A stairway leads down. You can hear the sound of
flowing water from below.Deep Canyon Score: 54 Moves: 258 >n
You can't go that way.Deep Canyon Score: 54 Moves: 259 >n
You can't go that way.Deep Canyon Score: 54 Moves: 260 >
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@error_bot nw
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nw
Reservoir South
You are in a long room, to the north of which was formerly a lake. However,
with the water level lowered, there is merely a wide stream running through
the center of the room.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 261 >
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@error_bot i should've drawn a map, ffs
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i should've drawn a map, ffs
I don't know the word "should've".Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 261 >
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@error_bot I'm testing in production, like @ben_lubar!
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I'm testing in production, like @ben_lubar!
I don't know the word "i'm".Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 261 >
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The new scheduler works. Which is quite surprising, given that it's a couple hundred lines of never-run-before-code.
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@error_bot look
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look
Reservoir South
You are in a long room, to the north of which was formerly a lake. However,
with the water level lowered, there is merely a wide stream running through
the center of the room.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 262 >
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
look
Reservoir South
You are in a long room, to the north of which was formerly a lake. However,
with the water level lowered, there is merely a wide stream running through
the center of the room.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 262 >
Quote test.
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said in TDWTF Plays Zork I/post/941060:
I don't know the word "said".Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 262 >Quote test.
I don't know the word "quote".Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 262 >
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
said in TDWTF Plays Zork I/post/941060:
I don't know the word "said".Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 262 >Quote test.
I don't know the word "quote".Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 262 >
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Stream View
You are standing on a path beside a gently flowing stream. The path follows
the stream, which flows from west to east.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 263 >
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The stream emerges from a spot too small for you to enter.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 264 >
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You can't go that way.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 265 >
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You can't go that way.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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@error_bot Do you still work now that I've ripped out the mostly-superfluous
async-queue
class and replaced it with a plain old Array?
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Do you still work now that I've ripped out the mostly-superfluous async-queue
I don't know the word "do".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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@error_bot I'll take that as a "mostly."
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I'll take that as a "mostly."
I don't know the word "i'll".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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@error_bot Now I killed
OutputAppender
and replaced it with a plain old string buffer. You didn't need that either, did you?
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undefinedNow I killed OutputAppender and replaced it with a plain old string buffer.
I don't know the word "now".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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@error_bot Less than one second response time? It's almost like all of those separate async moving parts were just slowing you down.
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Less than one second response time? It's almost like having all of those sep
I don't know the word "less".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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said in TDWTF Plays Zork I/post/942273:
I don't know the word "said".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >Well that's not supposed to be there.
I don't know the word "well".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
said in TDWTF Plays Zork I/post/942273:
I don't know the word "said".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >Well that's not supposed to be there.
I don't know the word "well".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 266 >
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i
You are carrying:
A magic boat
A wrench
A screwdriver
A matchbook
A bloody axe
A rope
A nasty knife
A brass lantern (providing light)Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 267 >
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@error_bot While we're killing things, everything was
Priority.Normal
so why did I have a priority system at all?
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While we're killing things, everything was Priority.Normal so why did I have
I don't know the word "while".Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 267 >
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look
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@error_bot look
i
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look
Stream View
You are standing on a path beside a gently flowing stream. The path follows
the stream, which flows from west to east.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 268 >i
You are carrying:
A magic boat
A wrench
A screwdriver
A matchbook
A bloody axe
A rope
A nasty knife
A brass lantern (providing light)Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 269 >
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Reservoir South
You are in a long room, to the north of which was formerly a lake. However,
with the water level lowered, there is merely a wide stream running through
the center of the room.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 270 >
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@error_bot w
w
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w
Stream View
You are standing on a path beside a gently flowing stream. The path follows
the stream, which flows from west to east.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 271 >w
The stream emerges from a spot too small for you to enter.Stream View Score: 54 Moves: 272 >
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ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 840726West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door.
There is a small mailbox here.West of House Score: 0 Moves: 0 >
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@error_bot restore dropboat