The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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TIL online shops in America use bullets instead of foam peanuts.
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How big is the magazine of that sword? 800 rounds of free ammo seems a bit excessive.
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There was one with the Brazilian president, but I don't know if we are allowed to post full frontal nudity in this forum.
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If you do, it should probably be a link, not in an
<img>
tag because, well, some people browse from work and all.
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There was one with the Brazilian president, but I don't know if we are allowed to post full frontal nudity in this forum.
Is your president female? If yes, certainly post it (as a link as Onyx suggested). Otherwise I can live without seeing it.
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Google image search link https://www.google.com.br/search?q=itamar+lilian+ramos
It's an old story, a former brazillian president's girlfriend was wearing nothing under her very short skirt. They were in a position were a large crowd could see her genitals.
Current president is female, but she is ugly as fuck and being impeached for cooking the books.
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I don't see the problem ... as long as the black rectangle stays in place ...
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I don't see the problem ... as long as the black rectangle stays in place
It's the first time I see it referred to as "problem". Though you are right, because of the rectangle, one cannot see the "problem".
So why did you post this when there are plenty without the rectangle?
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Classy.
Upskirt pics on the DailyWTF forums.
Now when people ask me what forum I post to, I can say "the one full of the howling baboons who don't have the common courtesy God gave a rattlesnake". Then seppuku right in front of them.
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So why did you post this when there are plenty without the rectangle?
@Onyx said:well, some people browse from work and all.
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I'm browsing from work right now. Doesn't bother me.
Well, to be honest, no-one else is here on Saturday evening but wouldn't bother me even on a weekday.
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Omg discourse performance is so bad that gif isn't properly playing. I know it's supposed to shake for a second and stop, but it's more jigging occasionally...
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So why did you post this when there are plenty without the rectangle?
Because those showing off her fanny are not funny
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Because those showing off her fanny are not funny
If you are trying to laugh at the upskirt pics, you are
That's not what they are for IYKWIM.
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That's not what they are for
They are not? Strange ... couldn't find an other use for them.
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I'd tell you, but I'm busy right now. Be right back in a couple of minutes.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0
Remembered this after a comment from @cartman82 about negotiating with Darth Vader
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Yes, I sure need a second one. Have any more pics?
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The pizza delivery guy?
You're into that genre? I prefer a nerd visiting his hot classmate to help her reinstall Windows.
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I prefer a nerd visiting his hot classmate to help her reinstall Windows.
And then you screwed up by trying to get her to install Linux ... stupid move.
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And then you screwed
Exactly
Linux
Hmm, on the other hand installing Linux would make it necessary for her to call you for help pretty much every day.
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on the other hand installing Linux would make it necessary for her to call you for help pretty much every day.
Yeah but she won't be thanking you for installing Linux.
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She could be in aw when you go all out hacker style, typing in console commands like crazy ...
But I guess it goes away when you still have trouble getting the damn wifi working
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Just pretend there is a hacker trying to steal the WiFi signal, and keep commenting on how good he is and typing harder
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A few years back you had this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiDtFsmbFeg
Grandfather gets a bungee jump as a gift and shits himself. Nobody thought to mention that it's from a skit show and the guy is a rather known Flemish actors.
Another famous skit is the one with the talk show host who starts to laugh at his guests.The same actor now plays the guy in the audience.
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I've seen the second one but didn't know whether it was fake. I could understand not being able to hold the laughter back - I couldn't.
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If you want to know how people around here sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE57zsos1AM
Guy complains about certain dialects being subtitled, of course his complain gets subtitled. Then dubbed.
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First (where he presumably speaks himself) is like a constant hum without really separating any discrete words.
Third one you can more or less follow the subtitles and hear something close to them in the dub.
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a constant hum without really separating any discrete words
that sums it up quite nicely
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Guy complains about certain dialects being subtitled, of course his complain gets subtitled. Then dubbed.
Well the concept is amusing, too bad I don't have any of those dialects installed... 😲
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True. No animals were harmed in the store.
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I'm picturing a Space Station 13-style botany department where they grow butts that are 100% vegan.
Also weed. Lots of weed.
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I've heard in-vitro meat is already possible, FWIW.
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I've heard in-vitro meat is already possible, FWIW.
Sort of. It's ridiculously expensive. It also still involves starting out with animal materials (you need a whole bunch of cells and collagen) so I'm guessing that it's about as acceptable to a vegan as a steak sandwich topped with chicken and bacon.
Damn, now I'm hungry for steak!
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Plus as the muscle isn't exercised the texture is apparently quite a bit off, or at least that is what I remember reading.
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I don't have any of those dialects installed
It's only one and even I have a hard time following it. Think of it like trying to understand a Scotchman.
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Scotchman
What is that? A Scotsman drunk on scotch?
Wait... that's the only kind anyway, isn't it? Ok, carry on...
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Do they also come in a sober model?
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Actually though, if the plastic things were really strong, it could work.
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"When your 10 year old son starts puberty"
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it could work.
Derailing the train? Unlikely. Stopping the train - even less likely.
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So good then, because the objective is to let the train pass by lifting the wheels.
Admittedly the passengers would feel a bit of a bump.
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Classy.
Upskirt pics on the DailyWTF forums.
Or maybe she actually didn't give a fuck. Playboy did an article about her, presumably with her permission, and published one of the upskirt photos alongside a nice full-page photo:
http://imgur.com/RcJyoyd
(NSFW, obviously)