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  • Frosty and ratty are married too



  • █████████████████████ Mörul @algorythmics' Kûbukoddom ███████████████████████ █ █ █ "It was raining on me. It makes me so grouchy!" █ █ █ █ He is grouchy when caught in the rain. █ █ He is married to îton Silveryopens and has one child: Zutthan █ █ Tamehammer. He is the son of Kumil Slingurge and Dastot Glovefires. He is a █ █ worshipper of Nish Goldenpriced and a faithful worshipper of The Nourishing █ █ Gate. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Unswerving Bodices. He is █ █ a former member of The Elder Treaty. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of █ █ Sandstone in the year 250. █ █ He is ninety-two years old, born on the 26th of Malachite in the year █ █ 158. █ █ He is weak. His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is █ █ neatly combed. His very long beard is neatly combed. His hair is █ █ clean-shaven. His somewhat broad ears are splayed out. His ochre eyes are █ █ slightly protruding. His nose bridge is somewhat concave. His hair is amber █ █ with some gray. His skin is ecru. █ █ He is almost never sick and quite quick to heal, but he is clumsy, █ █ quick to tire, very weak and remarkably flimsy. █ █ Mörul @algorythmics' Kûbukoddom likes serpentine, sterling silver, █
    █ precious fire opal, giraffe horn, frill shark tooth, the color buff, short █
    █ swords, windows, bracelets, horses for their strength, giant bushmasters for █
    █ their deadly bite, the sound of The Euphoria of Couples and the sight of The █
    █ Umber Satins. When possible, he prefers to consume cardinal and apricot █
    █ wine. He absolutely detests leeches. █
    █ He has a way with words, but he has an iffy memory and very little █
    █ patience. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that █
    █ honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and their works, really █
    █ respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values █
    █ martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge █
    █ and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally sees war as a useful █
    █ means to an end and sees guile and cunning as indirect and somewhat █
    █ worthless. He dreams of mastering a skill. █
    █ He is not a private person and freely shares details of his life. He is █
    █ prone to hatreds and often develops negative feelings. He does not often █
    █ feel lustful. He does not easily fall in love and rarely develops positive █
    █ sentiments. He doesn't mind a little tumult and discord in day-to-day █
    █ living. He generally acts impartially and is rarely moved to mercy. He is █
    █ quite ambitious. He thinks he is fairly important in the grand scheme of █
    █ things. He can occasionally lose focus on the matter at hand. He has a █
    █ tendency toward forming deep emotional bonds with others. He is moved by art █
    █ and natural beauty, and he is troubled by this since he dislikes the natural █
    █ world. He likes a little excitement now and then. He needs alcohol to get █
    █ through the working day. █
    █ █
    ██████████████████████████████████ îton Ralam ████████████████████████████████
    █ █
    █ "It was raining on me. It makes me so grouchy!" █
    █ █
    █ She is grouchy when caught in the rain. █
    █ She is married to Mörul `@algorythmics' Lancedcloisters and has one █
    █ child: Zutthan Tamehammer. She is the daughter of Kol Glazedemerald and îton █
    █ Paddleknows. █
    █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She is a former member of The Elder Treaty. █
    █ She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Sandstone in the year 250. █
    █ She is ninety years old, born on the 13th of Sandstone in the year 160. █
    █ She is very skinny. Her hair is quite sparse. Her very long hair is █
    █ braided. Her quite long nose is extraordinarily broad. She has a very █
    █ high-pitched voice. Her ears are very short. Her eyebrows are quite sparse. █
    █ Her nose bridge is somewhat concave. Her head is somewhat broad. Her hair is █
    █ black with flecks of gray. Her skin is ecru. Her eyes are ochre. Her eyes █
    █ have slightly large irises. █
    █ She is quite quick to heal, but she is susceptible to disease, clumsy █
    █ and very flimsy. █
    █ îton Ralam likes horn silver, tin, topaz, almond wood wood, sheep wool, █
    █ backpacks, barrels, amulets, the sound of The Silken Smile and the sight of █
    █ The Lavender Glimmer. When possible, she prefers to consume hake and finger █
    █ millet beer. She absolutely detests purring maggots. █
    █ She has great intuition, a very good feel for social relationships and █
    █ a good memory, but she has poor focus and poor analytical abilities. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, sees friendship █
    █ as one of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, █
    █ really respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects █
    █ those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, █
    █ values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, █
    █ values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature █
    █ somewhat disturbing. She personally deeply respects skill at arms, finds █
    █ introspection to be a waste of time, finds artwork boring and does not care █
    █ about family one way or the other. She dreams of crafting a masterwork █
    █ someday. █
    █ She actively avoids exciting or stressful situations. She presents █
    █ herself modestly and frowns on any flashy accoutrements. She is made deeply █
    █ uncomfortable by differences in culture or appearance. She is trusting. She █
    █ is quick to form negative views about things. She is quite ambitious. She █
    █ does not often feel lustful. She tends to consider what others think of her. █
    █ She is often nervous. She occasionally overindulges. She sometimes acts with █
    █ little determination and confidence. She has a tendency to consider ideas █
    █ and abstractions over practical applications. She becomes very rigid when █
    █ she's angry. She scratches her ear whenever she's bored. She begins to talk █
    █ more slowly when she's angry. She needs alcohol to get through the working █
    █ day. █
    █ █
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    Who wants to be @algorythmics's wife?


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    "Failureland".

    Did you do that on purpose or were you just "lucky?"

    I'm getting a Boatmurdered vibe...


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Tsaukpaetra said:

    Her nose bridge is incredibly concave.

    Apparently she's a crude caricature of a Jew?



  • I named the fortress and the expedition group. Unfortunately, there wasn't any word meaning "worse" available.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    "You shouldn't waste your life on revenge."

    Oh, crap!

    Take it away, @codinghorrorbot!

    @ben_lubar said:

    He is married to Thob `@blakeyrat' Rakeflags

    @ben_lubar said:

    His hair is clean-shaven.

    Wait, what? Oh, I guess that means shaved bald?

    @ben_lubar said:

    the sight of The Lavender Glimmer.

    Close enough?

    @ben_lubar said:

    He needs alcohol to get through the working day.

    Well, who doesn't?


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @fbmac said:

    I'm a member of the terrible fellowship of goats, that's cool

    Hail, fellow goat-fellow!


  • 🔀

    @‍FrostCat Is Doing It Wrong™


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    Awe crap, I've been r63'd again.
    Let's see...
    Gosh, I've been around, huh? Worshipping this, apprenticing that... Though how that's possible is weird, since I'm fat...
    Still rockin' the pony tail!

    She is constantly ablaze with feelings of lust.
    Well at least that much came through!

    With exception to the alcohol and a few other things, I'm fairly satisfied with this, culture notwithstanding...



  • @Tsaukpaetra said:

    With exception to the alcohol

    If you don't want to drink alcohol, there's always river water. Or that pink slime that fell from the sky and we still don't know what it does.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    that pink slime that fell from the sky and we still don't know what it does.

    Oobleck? I hear it's sticky.



  • In case you people haven't noticed, the document that I posted like a hundred posts ago has been updated with the story so far.

    [spoiler]Unfortunately, @boomzilla, @sloosecannon, and @FrostCat are dead. @aliceif recovered from her injuries, though.[/spoiler]


  • :belt_onion:

    @ben_lubar said:

    In case you people haven't noticed, the document that I posted like a hundred posts ago has been updated with the story so far.

    [spoiler]Unfortunately, @boomzilla, @sloosecannon, and @FrostCat are dead. @aliceif recovered from her injuries, though.[/spoiler]

    Damn, that was fast.

    Uh, redorf as @sloosecannon II?



  • Do you want to be @algorythmics's wife or do you want to wait for the next wave?


  • :belt_onion:

    Next wave, unless she's a smith



  • @sloosecannon said:

    unless she's a smith

    She's a beekeeper and there are no bees in this part of the world.


  • :belt_onion:

    That seems unwise on her part. Yeah I'll wait till the next wave.

    I suppose I'd be fine with some sort of militadorf too, though I get the distinct feeling they won't last long...


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    The corpse of an eagle circles above.

    ...is it tied to a kite[1] or something?

    Edit: I was killed by a a corpse that wasn't even a ghoul? Disapprove.

    [1]


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    She's a beekeeper and there are no bees in this part of the world.

    This seems oddly apropos.


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @ben_lubar said:

    Stinthäd @FrostCat' Deduknil... is married to Thob @blakeyrat' Rakeflags.

    This is the funniest thing I've read in I don't know how long.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @boomzilla said:

    @ben_lubar said:
    Stinthäd @FrostCat' Deduknil... is married to Thob @blakeyrat' Rakeflags.

    This is the funniest thing I've read in I don't know how long.

    Admittedly, it actually is funny, although when @blakeyrat wakes up tomorrow from his bender I imagine the rant will be legendary.



  • Fuck it, have threefour @sloosecannon‌s.

    ██████████████████████  Catten `@sloosecannon II' Solongeb  ████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "Why harm yourself for anybody else's benefit?"                              █
    █                                                                              █
    █ She  is  married  to  Udil `@sloosecannon  III'  Rhymingmined  and  has  one █
    █ child: Limul Shieldtunnel. She is the daughter of Kol Glazedemerald and îton █
    █ Paddleknows. She is a worshipper of The Nourishing Gate.                     █
    █ She  is  a  citizen  of  The  Metal of  Matches.  She is  a  member  of  The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship  of  Goats. She is a former member of  The Elder Treaty. █
    █ She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                █
    █ She is  thirty-five  years  old, born  on the  19th of Granite  in  the year █
    █ 216.                                                                         █
    █ She is  very  skinny.  Her hair is somewhat  greasy. Her very  long  hair is █
    █ tied in  a  pony  tail. Her very short  ears have large  hanging  lobes. Her █
    █ slightly low eyebrows  are short. Her ecru skin is wrinkled.  Her ochre eyes █
    █ are slightly rounded. Her hair is black.                                     █
    █ She is quite quick to heal, but she is very quick to tire.                   █
    █ Catten  `@sloosecannon  II' Solongeb likes  petrified wood,  bismuth,  cat's █
    █ eye,  giant  penguin  bone,  the color  rose taupe,  quivers, coffins,  cave █
    █ dragons for their  impressive teeth and the sound of The  Silken Smile. When █
    █ possible,  she prefers  to consume sewer brew  and dwarven  wheat flour. She █
    █ absolutely detests flies.                                                    █
    █ She  has a  great  ability  to focus,  great analytical  abilities, an  iron █
    █ will, a natural ability with music and a great deal of patience.             █
    █ Like  others  in  her  culture,  she  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great  deal of  respect for the law,  greatly prizes  loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship  as one of the finer things in  life, believes that █
    █ honesty  is a  high ideal, greatly respects artists and  their works, really █
    █ respects those that  take the time to master a skill,  deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing  and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation,  finds  merrymaking and partying worthwhile  activities, values █
    █ martial  prowess,  values leisure time, respects commerce,  values knowledge █
    █ and  finds  nature  somewhat disturbing. She  personally  believes that  the █
    █ acquisition of power over others is the ideal goal in life and worthy of the █
    █ highest  respect and  sees sacrifice as wasteful and foolish.  She dreams of █
    █ raising a family.                                                            █
    █ She  accepts  favors  without developing a  sense  of obligation, preferring █
    █ to act as the current situation demands. She is made deeply uncomfortable by █
    █ differences in culture  or appearance. She likes to  present herself boldly, █
    █ even if it would offend an average sense of modesty. She  tends to avoid any █
    █ physical confrontations, and she works to square this  natural tendency with █
    █ her respect of martial prowess. She has a sense of duty.  She has a tendency █
    █ to go it alone, without considering the advice of others. She is curious and █
    █ eager to  learn. She  likes to take it  easy. She has  a greedy  streak. She █
    █ doesn't try  to  get things done perfectly.  She tends to  avoid crowds. She █
    █ bites her nails when she's nervous. She exhales sharply when she gets angry. █
    █ She needs alcohol to get through the working day.                            █
    █                                                                              █
    █████████████████████  Udil `@sloosecannon III' Naniravuz  █████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "I've been well."                                                            █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He  is married  to Catten `@sloosecannon II'  Flagdents and  has one  child: █
    █ Limul  Shieldtunnel.  He   is  the   son  of  Sibrek  Sackcoastal  and  Eral █
    █ Citytangled.  He is  a  worshipper  of The  Nourishing Gate  and a  faithful █
    █ worshipper of Rigòth  the Board of Amethysts. He is an  apprentice under Tun █
    █ Womanpaints.                                                                 █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of  Goats. He  is a former member  of The Roasted  Rock. He  is a █
    █ former member  of  The  Windy Circles. He is  a former member  of  The Elder █
    █ Treaty. He is a  former member of The Rapid Band. He  arrived at Ungègnïr on █
    █ the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                                           █
    █ He is  thirty-seven  years  old, born  on the  8th of Felsite  in  the  year █
    █ 214.                                                                         █
    █ His  short  sideburns   are  neatly  combed.  His  very  long  moustache  is █
    █ arranged in double braids. His very long beard is arranged in double braids. █
    █ His  very   long  hair  is  arranged  in   double   braids.  His  teeth  are █
    █ widely-spaced. His ears are somewhat narrow. His lips are thin.  His head is █
    █ somewhat tall. His hair is tan. His skin is ecru. His eyes  are ochre. He is █
    █ average in size.                                                             █
    █ Udil  `@sloosecannon  III'  Naniravuz  likes  olivine, lay  pewter,  crystal █
    █ opal, giant albatross leather, magpie bone, millstones, crowns, sea monsters █
    █ for  their horrifying  freakish  appearance, the  sound of  The Euphoria  of █
    █ Couples and the sight of The Lyrics of Wonder. When possible,  he prefers to █
    █ consume  giant moon  snail, banded knifefish and barley  wine. He absolutely █
    █ detests worms.                                                               █
    █ He has  a  great  feel  for social  relationships,  a  good  memory and  the █
    █ ability to focus, but he has a little difficulty with  words, a questionable █
    █ spatial sense and a large deficit of willpower.                              █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of  respect for the law, greatly prizes  loyalty, sees friendship █
    █ as one of the  finer things in life, believes that honesty  is a high ideal, █
    █ greatly  respects artists  and their works, really respects  those that take █
    █ the time  to master  a skill, deeply respects those that work  hard at their █
    █ labors,  respects  fair-dealing  and  fair-play, values  cooperation,  finds █
    █ merrymaking  and  partying worthwhile  activities, values  martial  prowess, █
    █ values leisure time, values knowledge and finds  nature somewhat disturbing. █
    █ He personally  finds  those that engage in  trade and commerce  to be fairly █
    █ disgusting, deeply respects  eloquent speakers and values  family. He dreams █
    █ of creating a great work of art.                                             █
    █ He is  bashful.  He doesn't  try to  get things done  perfectly. He  prefers █
    █ that everyone  live  as  harmoniously  as possible.  He tends  to  be a  bit █
    █ stubborn in changing his mind about things. He has little interest in joking █
    █ around. He doesn't focus on material goods. He often feels lustful. He lives █
    █ a fast-paced life. He is often nervous. He can handle stress. He is quick to █
    █ anger. He is quite comfortable with others that have  a different appearance █
    █ or culture. He tends to stretch out when he's bored. He needs alcohol to get █
    █ through the working day.                                                     █
    █                                                                              █
    ████████████████████  îton `@sloosecannon IV' Tulonging  ███████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "It's not a gift if you expect something in return."                         █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He is the son of Thob Agefloor and Endok Girderadmired.                      █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Board  of Distinctions. He █
    █ arrived at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                    █
    █ He is  one  hundred  twenty-four years old, born  on the 9th  of Obsidian in █
    █ the year 127.                                                                █
    █ His  medium-length  sideburns  are  braided.  His  very  long  moustache  is █
    █ neatly combed. His very  long beard is neatly combed. His very  long hair is █
    █ braided. He is average in size. His narrow nose is hooked.  His hair is gray █
    █ with flecks of charcoal. His skin is ecru. His eyes are ochre.               █
    █ He is rarely sick, but he is quite clumsy.                                   █
    █ îton  `@sloosecannon  IV'  Tulonging  likes conglomerate,  brass,  dendritic █
    █ agate, shad bone,  cabochons, bolts, doors, crowns, pigs for  their sense of █
    █ smell, the words of The Euphoric Lute and the sight of The Lyrics of Wonder. █
    █ When  possible, he  prefers  to consume  herring, tomato  wine and  Longland █
    █ flour. He absolutely detests jumping spiders.                                █
    █ He has  a great  musical sense, a sum  of patience, a  good intellect  and a █
    █ good spatial  sense, but  he has a very bad sense of  empathy, a poor memory █
    █ and poor creativity.                                                         █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great  deal of  respect for the law,  greatly prizes  loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship  as one of the finer things in  life, believes that █
    █ honesty  is a  high ideal, greatly respects artists and  their works, really █
    █ respects those that  take the time to master a skill,  deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing  and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation,  finds  merrymaking and partying worthwhile  activities, values █
    █ martial  prowess,  values leisure time, respects commerce,  values knowledge █
    █ and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally  values decorum, dignity █
    █ and proper behavior. He dreams of raising a family.                          █
    █ He is  dour as  a rule, and he is  conflicted by this  as he  values parties █
    █ and merrymaking in the abstract. He often finds himself changing his mind to █
    █ agree  with somebody  else.  He  very easily  falls into  love and  develops █
    █ positive feelings. He prefers to present himself modestly. He does not often █
    █ feel lustful. He is not inherently proud of his talents and accomplishments. █
    █ He tends  to be  a little tight with resources when working  on projects. He █
    █ takes offered help  and gifts without feeling particularly  grateful. He has █
    █ an active sense  of humor. He is not particularly interested  in what others █
    █ think of  him. He  is  slow  to anger.  He can handle  stress. He  could  be █
    █ considered rude,  though  he finds rules of etiquette to be  valuable in the █
    █ abstract. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.                   █
    █                                                                              █
    █████████████████████  Limul `@sloosecannon V' Sodelód  ████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "We should all work together."                                               █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He   is  the   son  of   Catten  `@sloosecannon   II'  Flagdents  and   Udil █
    █ `@sloosecannon III' Rhymingmined.                                            █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of Goats. He  is a former member of The Elder  Treaty. He arrived █
    █ at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                            █
    █ He is two years old, born on the 12th of Galena in the year 249.             █
    █ His hair  is  extremely  long. He  is average  in size. His  head  is broad. █
    █ His lips  are  very thin. His nose is somewhat long.  His small-lobed narrow █
    █ ears are slightly flattened.  His hair is black. His skin is  ecru. His eyes █
    █ are ochre.                                                                   █
    █ He is agile, but he is quite susceptible to disease.                         █
    █ Limul  `@sloosecannon  V'  Sodelód likes mica,  bismuth,  red diamond, mango █
    █ wood  wood, grimeling  tooth, llama wool,  ramie paper,  the color  saffron, █
    █ bolts, shields, figurines, blue peafowls for their enormous  fan tails, lice █
    █ for their ability to infest, the words of The Euphoric Lute and the sound of █
    █ The Cardinal Incense.  When possible, he prefers to  consume cassowary, char █
    █ and strawberry wine. He absolutely detests fire snakes.                      █
    █ He  has  an  amazing  memory, but  he  has  a  poor  ability  to  manage  or █
    █ understand social relationships.                                             █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great  deal of  respect for the law,  greatly prizes  loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship  as one of the finer things in  life, believes that █
    █ honesty  is a  high ideal, greatly respects artists and  their works, really █
    █ respects those that  take the time to master a skill,  deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing  and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation,  finds  merrymaking and partying worthwhile  activities, values █
    █ martial   prowess,   values  leisure  time,  respects  commerce  and  values █
    █ knowledge. He personally  deeply respects eloquent speakers,  has a negative █
    █ view of those who exercise power over others, values nature  and finds those █
    █ that deny their impulses somewhat stiff. He dreams of mastering a skill.     █
    █ He is  dour as  a rule, and he is  conflicted by this  as he  values parties █
    █ and merrymaking in the  abstract. He tends to be a bit  stubborn in changing █
    █ his  mind about  things.  He sometimes  acts with  little determination  and █
    █ confidence. He could be considered rude. He is grateful when others help him █
    █ out and tries to return favors. He tends to assume the worst of two outcomes █
    █ will be the one  that comes to pass. He tends to make a  small mess with his █
    █ own possessions. He can handle stress. He tries to do  things correctly each █
    █ time. He  often  feels lustful. He needs alcohol to get  through the working █
    █ day.                                                                         █
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  • ████████████████████ Fath @sloosecannon VI' Stâkudïlul ██████████████████████ █ █ █ "Trade is the life-blood of a thriving society." █ █ █ █ He is the son of Cog Mirrorstoked and Avuz Wiresilvers. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Elder Treaty. He arrived █ █ at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251. █ █ He is forty-eight years old, born on the 10th of Malachite in the year █ █ 203. █ █ He is short with well-defined muscles. His very long sideburns are █ █ neatly combed. His long moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is █ █ neatly combed. His very long hair is arranged in double braids. He has a low █ █ voice. His slightly large-irised ochre eyes are sunken. His ecru skin is █ █ wrinkled. His head is somewhat tall. His hair is ecru. His ears are █ █ free-lobed. █ █ He is very strong, agile and quick to heal, but he is quick to tire and █ █ flimsy. █ █ Fath @sloosecannon VI' Stâkudïlul likes chert, silver, bloodstone, █
    █ kapok wood, crystal glass, beak dog leather, alpaca wool, gems, war hammers, █
    █ greaves, amulets, ballista parts, fire snakes for their mystery, the words █
    █ of The Dinner of Periwinkles and the sound of The Cardinal Incense. When █
    █ possible, he prefers to consume blind cave bear, moghopper, tuber beer and █
    █ tapir's milk. He absolutely detests mussels. █
    █ He has a good kinesthetic sense, but he has poor focus, poor analytical █
    █ abilities and little patience. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, values family greatly, sees friendship as █
    █ one of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, █
    █ greatly respects artists and their works, really respects those that take █
    █ the time to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their █
    █ labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, finds merrymaking and partying █
    █ worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects █
    █ commerce, values knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He █
    █ personally is thoroughly disgusted by cooperation and doesn't particularly █
    █ value loyalty. He dreams of creating a great work of art. █
    █ He has a sense of duty. He is assertive. He has a tendency to consider █
    █ ideas and abstractions over practical applications. He has an active █
    █ imagination. He doesn't try to get things done perfectly. He is moved by art █
    █ and natural beauty, and he is troubled by this since he dislikes the natural █
    █ world. He can handle stress. He is very humble. He has a noticeable lack of █
    █ perseverance. He isn't particularly ambitious. He occasionally overindulges. █
    █ He has a tendency toward forming deep emotional bonds with others. He laughs █
    █ loudly when he's excited. When he's annoyed, he starts to talk slowly. He █
    █ needs alcohol to get through the working day. █
    █ █
    ██████████████████████████████ Rakust Volalineth █████████████████████████████
    █ █
    █ "Everything's fine." █
    █ █
    █ She is married to Vucar Furnacefortress and has one child: Cañi █
    █ Menhoney. She is the daughter of Ast Granitesculpted and Udil Pillarlabor. █
    █ She is a dubious worshipper of Oggez. █
    █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She is a former member of The Council of █
    █ Irons. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251. █
    █ She is twenty-one years old, born on the 18th of Felsite in the year █
    █ 230. █
    █ Her wavy hair is extremely long. She is weak and small. Her nose bridge █
    █ is incredibly concave. Her nose is quite long. Her eyelashes are extremely █
    █ long. Her eyebrows are quite sparse. Her hair is ecru. Her skin is ecru. Her █
    █ eyes are ochre. █
    █ She is quick to heal, but she is susceptible to disease and very weak. █
    █ Rakust Volalineth likes orthoclase, trifle pewter, green diamond, █
    █ leopard bone, maces, tables and the sight of The Lyrics of Wonder. When █
    █ possible, she prefers to consume giant capuchin and sorghum beer. She █
    █ absolutely detests large roaches. █
    █ She has a very good sense of empathy and a good spatial sense, but she █
    █ has a shortage of patience and a meager kinesthetic sense. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she greatly respects individuals that █
    █ persevere through their trials and labors, treasures independence, strongly █
    █ believes that a peaceful and ordered society without dissent is best, deeply █
    █ values introspection, sees the whole pursuit of art as silly, has a great █
    █ deal of respect for worthy craftsdwarfship, thinks working hard is an abject █
    █ idiocy, values tradition, values cooperation, respects power, sees █
    █ merrymaking as a waste, sees sacrifice as wasteful and foolish, values █
    █ family, finds eloquence and artful speech off-putting, believes it is █
    █ important to conceal emotions and refrain from complaining, sees competition █
    █ as reasonably important, sees guile and cunning as indirect and somewhat █
    █ worthless, respects the law, values nature, values knowledge and views █
    █ loyalty unfavorably. She personally values self-control. She dreams of █
    █ crafting a masterwork someday. █
    █ She is very friendly and always tries to say nice things to others. She █
    █ can be very single-minded. She is rarely happy or enthusiastic. She likes to █
    █ brawl. She doesn't mind a little tumult and discord in day-to-day living, █
    █ and she is conflicted by this since she values harmony as an intellectual █
    █ concept. She has a greedy streak. She tends to be swayed by the emotions of █
    █ others. She is moved by art and natural beauty, and she is torn by this █
    █ since she sees the whole pursuit of art as a waste. She occasionally █
    █ overindulges, and she is troubled by this because she values self-control. █
    █ She is quite comfortable with others that have a different appearance or █
    █ culture. When she's surprised, she has a very unique laugh. When she's █
    █ nervous, she sometimes cracks her knuckles. She needs alcohol to get through █
    █ the working day. █
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  • :belt_onion:

    AW HELL YEAH

    It's descriptive enough



  • BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

    ███████████████████████████████  Cañi Abosomeg  ████████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "Damaga..."                                                                  █
    █                                                                              █
    █ She  is  the  daughter  of Rakust  Whitecities  and  Vucar  Furnacefortress. █
    █ She is a worshipper of The Poetry of Contests.                               █
    █ She  is  a  citizen  of  The  Metal of  Matches.  She is  a  member  of  The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship  of  Goats. She  is a  former member of  The Council  of █
    █ Irons. She  is  a  former member  of The  Nations of Glory.  She  arrived at █
    █ Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                               █
    █ She is one year old, born on the 1st of Obsidian in the year 250.            █
    █ She is  average  in  size. Her wavy hair  is quite long.  Her somewhat short █
    █ nose  is incredibly  upturned. Her eyebrows are  somewhat high.  Her hair is █
    █ black. Her skin is ecru. Her eyes are ochre.                                 █
    █ She is flimsy.                                                               █
    █ Cañi  Abosomeg  likes  native  aluminum, lead,  amber  opal,  orca  leather, █
    █ quivers, large  gems,  cavies for their adorable  call and the  sight of The █
    █ Sparkle  of Singing.  When possible, she prefers to  consume cranberry wine. █
    █ She absolutely detests flies.                                                █
    █ She has  a  great  affinity  for language,  very good creativity,  a sum  of █
    █ patience and a good spatial sense, but she has poor focus, a poor ability to █
    █ manage or understand social relationships, little natural inclination toward █
    █ music and very bad analytical abilities.                                     █
    █ Like  others  in   her  culture,  she   greatly  respects  individuals  that █
    █ persevere through their trials and labors, treasures  independence, strongly █
    █ believes that a peaceful and ordered society without dissent is best, deeply █
    █ values   introspection,   finds  moderation  and  self-control  to  be  very █
    █ important, sees  the  whole  pursuit of art as  silly, has a  great  deal of █
    █ respect for worthy craftsdwarfship, thinks working hard is an abject idiocy, █
    █ values  tradition,  values  cooperation, sees merrymaking  as  a waste, sees █
    █ sacrifice as wasteful and foolish, values family, finds eloquence and artful █
    █ speech off-putting, believes it is important to conceal emotions and refrain █
    █ from complaining, sees  competition as reasonably important,  sees guile and █
    █ cunning as indirect and somewhat worthless, respects the  law, values nature █
    █ and values knowledge. She personally doesn't particularly  value loyalty and █
    █ doesn't  find  power  particularly praiseworthy. She  dreams  of crafting  a █
    █ masterwork someday.                                                          █
    █ She   only   rarely   feels   strong  cravings   or   urges.  She   dislikes █
    █ obligations and will try to avoid being bound by them, and she is conflicted █
    █ by this  since she  believes in the importance  of the rule  of the law. She █
    █ tends  to  share  her  own  experiences and  thoughts with  others, and  she █
    █ struggles  against  this  tendency,  as  she   finds  such  open  expression █
    █ offensive. She often feels lustful. She is moved by art  and natural beauty, █
    █ and she is torn by this since she sees the whole pursuit of  art as a waste. █
    █ She doesn't mind  a little tumult and discord in day-to-day  living, and she █
    █ is conflicted by  this since she values harmony as  an intellectual concept. █
    █ She is quick to  anger. She tends to consider what others  think of her. She █
    █ is quite ambitious. She needs alcohol to get through the working day.        █
    █                                                                              █
    ██████████████████████████████  Solon Lecadkivish  █████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "Always deal fairly."                                                        █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He   is  married   to  Zasit   Helmstube  and   has  two  children:   Stukos █
    █ Fencedmaster and Solon  Appearedmines. He is the son  of Deler Rampartorders █
    █ and  ùshrir  Worshipboard.  He  is a  worshipper  of  Nish  Goldenpriced,  a █
    █ worshipper  of Rigòth  the Board of Amethysts,  an ardent  worshipper of The █
    █ Nourishing  Gate  and  a  casual  worshipper  of  Arel  Diveddye.  He is  an █
    █ apprentice under Zutthan Boltsplanned.                                       █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Merchants  of Trusting. He █
    █ is a  former member  of The Group of Panting.  He is a  former member of The █
    █ Shady Bell. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.     █
    █ He is forty-eight years old, born on the 9th of Felsite in the year 203.     █
    █ He  is  weak.  His  short  sideburns  are  neatly   combed.  His  very  long █
    █ moustache is neatly  combed. His very long beard is neatly  combed. His very █
    █ long hair  is  braided.  His  nose is  slightly hooked. His  ochre eyes  are █
    █ slightly wide-set. His hair is burnt sienna. His skin is ecru.               █
    █ He is tough, but he is susceptible to disease and very weak.                 █
    █ Solon  Lecadkivish  likes  olivine,  copper,  bone  opal,  penguin  leather, █
    █ pig hoof, giant  toad bone, jute fabric, the color dark  indigo, gems, short █
    █ swords,  tables,  turkeys   for  their  gobble,   maples  for  their  autumn █
    █ coloration, the words  of The Smile of Libraries, the sound  of The Euphoria █
    █ of Couples and the sight of The Lyrics of Wonder. When  possible, he prefers █
    █ to  consume  pendant  amaranth  beer,  hemp  flour  and  bitter  melons.  He █
    █ absolutely detests oysters.                                                  █
    █ He has  a  deep well of patience,  very good creativity,  a natural  ability █
    █ with music,  a lot  of willpower  and the  ability to focus,  but he  has  a █
    █ questionable spatial sense and a meager kinesthetic sense.                   █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest  ideals  and celebrates  talented  artisans and  their  masterworks, █
    █ values family greatly,  sees friendship as one of the finer  things in life, █
    █ believes  that honesty  is a high ideal, greatly respects  artists and their █
    █ works, really respects those that take the time to master  a skill, respects █
    █ fair-dealing  and  fair-play,  values  cooperation,  finds  merrymaking  and █
    █ partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, █
    █ respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He █
    █ personally  thinks working  hard is an abject  idiocy, respects  the law and █
    █ doesn't particularly value loyalty. He dreams of mastering a skill.          █
    █ He  pursues  matters  with a single-minded  focus,  often overlooking  other █
    █ matters. He tends to  assume the worst of two outcomes will  be the one that █
    █ comes to pass. He tends to avoid crowds. He is somewhat  quarrelsome, and he █
    █ is bothered by this since he values friendship. He doesn't try to get things █
    █ done perfectly. He  tends to be a little wasteful when  working on projects. █
    █ He likes to brawl. He tends to be a bit stubborn in  changing his mind about █
    █ things. He tends to be passive in discussions. He often feels lustful. He is █
    █ brave in the face of imminent danger. He does not go out of  his way to help █
    █ others. He has a  sense of duty. He is rarely happy  or enthusiastic, and he █
    █ is conflicted by this as he values parties and merrymaking  in the abstract. █
    █ He often acts with  compassion. He has a greedy streak. He  needs alcohol to █
    █ get through the working day.                                                 █
    █                                                                              █
    ████████████████████████████████  Zulban Reglerom  █████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "Masterwork? Why should I care?"                                             █
    █                                                                              █
    █ She is the daughter of Äs Lensdents and Mosus Idoldagger.                    █
    █ She  is  a  citizen  of  The  Metal of  Matches.  She is  a  member  of  The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship  of  Goats. She  is a  former member of  The Mansion  of █
    █ Alliances. She  is  a  former  member of  The Clear  Mines.  She arrived  at █
    █ Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                               █
    █ She is  one  hundred  thirty-four years  old, born  on the 24th  of  Opal in █
    █ the year 117.                                                                █
    █ She is  scrawny.  Her  very long  hair is  braided. She has  a  high  voice. █
    █ Her ears are tall. Her hair is gray with flecks of white.  Her skin is ecru. █
    █ Her eyes are ochre.                                                          █
    █ She is slow to tire, but she is weak and flimsy.                             █
    █ Zulban  Reglerom  likes  sandstone,  steel,  chrysoprase, olive  wood  wood, █
    █ capybara leather, the color mauve taupe, ballista parts and the words of The █
    █ Smile  of  Libraries.  When  possible, she  prefers  to  consume  clownfish, █
    █ buckwheat beer and sun berry seeds. She absolutely detests snails.           █
    █ She  has  a  great  kinesthetic  sense  and  a  natural  inclination  toward █
    █ language,  but  she   has  poor   focus,  a   meager  ability  with   social █
    █ relationships, an iffy sense for music, meager creativity and a poor memory. █
    █ Like others  in  her  culture, she  has a  great deal  of  respect  for  the █
    █ law, greatly prizes  loyalty, values family greatly, sees  friendship as one █
    █ of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a  high ideal, greatly █
    █ respects  artists and  their works, deeply respects those that  work hard at █
    █ their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds █
    █ merrymaking  and  partying worthwhile  activities, values  martial  prowess, █
    █ values  leisure time,  respects commerce, values knowledge  and finds nature █
    █ somewhat disturbing.  She personally thinks that introspection  is valueless █
    █ and those that  waste time in self-examination are  deluded fools, considers █
    █ craftsdwarfship  to  be relatively worthless, finds romance  distasteful and █
    █ respects the development of skill.                                           █
    █ She  finds  the   humor  in   most  situations.   She  is  confident   under █
    █ pressure. She  is  grounded in reality. She does not easily  hate or develop █
    █ negative  feelings. She  isn't particularly ambitious.  She  does not easily █
    █ fall in love and rarely develops positive sentiments. She isn't particularly █
    █ curious about the  world. She often feels lustful. She is  assertive. She is █
    █ somewhat fearful  in the  face of imminent danger. She has a  sense of duty. █
    █ She is  rarely happy  or enthusiastic, and she is conflicted by  this as she █
    █ values parties and merrymaking in the abstract. She is  grateful when others █
    █ help her  out  and  tries to  return favors.  She has a  calm  demeanor. She █
    █ occasionally  overindulges. She  often greets others  with a  hug. She needs █
    █ alcohol to get through the working day.                                      █
    █                                                                              █
    ███████████████████████████  Vucar Sarveshgeshud  ██████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "Bravery is not a strength of mine."                                         █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He  is married  to  Rakust  Whitecities and  has one  child: Cañi  Menhoney. █
    █ He is the son of Stinthäd Gemward and Onget Contestgirders.                  █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of  Goats. He  is a former member  of The Elder  Treaty. He  is a █
    █ former member of The Council of Irons. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 24th of █
    █ Slate in the year 251.                                                       █
    █ He is  twenty-four  years  old, born on the  21st of Limestone  in  the year █
    █ 227.                                                                         █
    █ He is  average  in  size.  His very  long sideburns  are  braided. His  very █
    █ long moustache is  neatly combed. His very long beard is  neatly combed. His █
    █ hair  is clean-shaven.  His nose  is extremely  short. His  ears have  small █
    █ lobes. His hair is black. His skin is ecru. His eyes are ochre.              █
    █ Vucar  Sarveshgeshud  likes  cryolite,  gold,  black pyrope,  crundle  horn, █
    █ giant  capybara parchment,  windows, earrings and  giant  leopards for their █
    █ spotted  coats. When  possible, he prefers  to  consume celery, single-grain █
    █ wheat beer and kenaf seed oil. He absolutely detests lizards.                █
    █ He has  a  good  feel  for social  relationships, but  he  has poor  spatial █
    █ senses.                                                                      █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great  deal of  respect for the law,  greatly prizes  loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship  as one of the finer things in  life, believes that █
    █ honesty  is a  high ideal, greatly respects artists and  their works, really █
    █ respects those that  take the time to master a skill,  deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing  and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation,  finds  merrymaking and partying worthwhile  activities, values █
    █ martial  prowess,  values leisure time, respects commerce,  values knowledge █
    █ and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally believes  that those who █
    █ sacrifice for others should be deeply respected and sees no value in holding █
    █ back complaints and concealing emotions. He dreams of creating  a great work █
    █ of art.                                                                      █
    █ He takes  no  pleasure  in his talents and  appearance. He is  moved  by art █
    █ and natural beauty, and he is troubled by this since he dislikes the natural █
    █ world. He  tends to  assume the worst of  two outcomes will  be the one that █
    █ comes to pass. He is somewhat fearful in the face of imminent danger. He can █
    █ handle  stress. He  prefers to present himself modestly. He  does not easily █
    █ fall in love and rarely develops positive sentiments. He doesn't  try to get █
    █ things  done perfectly.  He  doesn't  seek out  excitement. He  tends to  be █
    █ passive  in discussions.  He is generally  quite confident  of his abilities █
    █ when undertaking specific ventures. When he's bored, he  often scratches his █
    █ nose. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.                       █
    █                                                                              █
    ███████████████████████████████  Bëmbul Ishlumbim  █████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "One should always respect the law."                                         █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He   is  married   to  Catten   Landgorge   and   has  two   children:   Ast █
    █ Fortressdusk and Alåth Merchantlearned. He is the son  of Sibrek Sackcoastal █
    █ and Eral  Citytangled.  He  is  a worshipper  of The Nourishing  Gate and  a █
    █ faithful worshipper of Rigòth the Board of Amethysts.                        █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of  Goats. He  is a former member  of The Roasted  Rock. He  is a █
    █ former member of The  Walls of Laboring. He arrived at Ungègnïr  on the 24th █
    █ of Slate in the year 251.                                                    █
    █ He is  thirty-four  years  old, born  on the  28th of Hematite  in  the year █
    █ 217.                                                                         █
    █ He  is  muscular.  His  very  long  sideburns  are neatly  combed. His  very █
    █ long moustache is  neatly combed. His very long beard is  neatly combed. His █
    █ very long hair  is arranged in double braids. His nose  bridge is incredibly █
    █ concave. His small-lobed narrow ears are somewhat short. His  hair is amber. █
    █ His skin is ecru. His eyes are ochre.                                        █
    █ He is strong and tough.                                                      █
    █ Bëmbul  Ishlumbim  likes  talc,  bismuth bronze,  tiger  iron, moons,  short █
    █ swords, crowns and buckets. When possible, he prefers to consume apple cider █
    █ and white millet. He absolutely detests toads.                               █
    █ He  has  great  creativity,  a  great kinesthetic  sense, a  great sense  of █
    █ empathy, a  good spatial  sense, a good memory  and willpower, but  he has a █
    █ shortage of patience.                                                        █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great  deal of  respect for the law,  greatly prizes  loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly,  sees  friendship  as  one  of the  finer things  in life,  greatly █
    █ respects artists and  their works, really respects those that  take the time █
    █ to master  a  skill, deeply respects those  that work hard  at their labors, █
    █ respects fair-dealing  and fair-play, values cooperation,  finds merrymaking █
    █ and partying  worthwhile activities, values martial prowess,  values leisure █
    █ time,   respects  commerce,  values  knowledge  and  finds  nature  somewhat █
    █ disturbing.  He personally  values  honesty and  sees guile  and cunning  as █
    █ indirect and somewhat worthless. He dreams of raising a family.              █
    █ He   has   a   relentless   drive,  completely   consumed  by  ambition.  He █
    █ considers  spending  time  alone much more  important  than associating with █
    █ others. He  is  not  readily moved  by art  or natural  beauty,  and  he  is █
    █ conflicted by this as he values artwork and its creation. He finds a chaotic █
    █ mess preferable to  the boredom of harmonious living. He is  very greedy. He █
    █ often feels discouraged. He has an active imagination. He is  pleased by his █
    █ own appearance and talents. He tends not to be swayed  by emotional appeals. █
    █ He is quick to anger. He is curious and eager to learn. He tends to consider █
    █ what others think of him. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.   █
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    ████████████████████████████████  Zas Kirèrith  ████████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "How can people be so glum?"                                                 █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He is  married  to  Tobul Axebolt.  He is  the son of  Alåth  Alliedseal and █
    █ Sodel Gildcertain. He is a worshipper of Rigòth the Board of Amethysts.      █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Mine of Labors. He arrived █
    █ at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                            █
    █ He is  one hundred  thirty-one years old, born  on the 14th  of Opal  in the █
    █ year 120.                                                                    █
    █ He is  short  and obese.  His short  sideburns are neatly  combed. His  very █
    █ long moustache is  neatly combed. His very long beard is  neatly combed. His █
    █ hair is clean-shaven.  His nose is hooked. His hanging-lobed  broad ears are █
    █ splayed  out. His  ochre eyes  are slightly  close-set. His  nose bridge  is █
    █ somewhat concave. His hair is gray with a touch of white. His skin is ecru.  █
    █ He is very slow to tire, but he is very slow to heal.                        █
    █ Zas  Kirèrith likes  diorite,  pig iron,  pink tourmaline,  llama wool,  the █
    █ color gray, amulets, papyrus sedges for their useful stems, the sound of The █
    █ Lyric of  Style  and  the sight of The  Lyrics of Wonder.  When possible, he █
    █ prefers to  consume  snowy owl, hard wheat  beer and sliver  barb seeds.  He █
    █ absolutely detests cave spiders.                                             █
    █ He  has an  iron will,  a great  musical sense,  great analytical  abilities █
    █ and a good feel for social relationships, but he has an  iffy memory, a very █
    █ bad sense of empathy and poor spatial senses.                                █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great  deal of  respect for the law,  greatly prizes  loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship  as one of the finer things in  life, believes that █
    █ honesty  is a  high ideal, greatly respects artists and  their works, really █
    █ respects those that  take the time to master a skill,  deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing  and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation,  finds  merrymaking and partying worthwhile  activities, values █
    █ martial  prowess,  values  leisure time, values  knowledge  and finds nature █
    █ somewhat disturbing. He personally strongly values tranquility and quiet, is █
    █ somewhat put  off  by  trade  and commerce  and sees  guile  and cunning  as █
    █ indirect and somewhat worthless. He dreams of crafting a masterwork someday. █
    █ He  never  becomes   angry.  He   rarely  feels  discouraged.  He  tends  to █
    █ consider what others  think of him. He is rarely happy  or enthusiastic, and █
    █ he is  conflicted  by  this  as he  values parties  and  merrymaking in  the █
    █ abstract.  He sometimes  acts with little  determination  and confidence. He █
    █ generally acts with  a narrow focus on the current activity.  He is somewhat █
    █ fearful in the face of imminent danger. He is pleased by  his own appearance █
    █ and  talents. He  occasionally overindulges. He  tends to  form only tenuous █
    █ emotional bonds with others.  He tends to be a bit stubborn  in changing his █
    █ mind  about  things.   He  is   stubborn.  He  can  sometimes  act   without █
    █ deliberation.  He always  takes a deep breath  whenever he  is surprised. He █
    █ runs his fingers through his hair when he's nervous. He needs alcohol to get █
    █ through the working day.                                                     █
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    ██████████████████████████████  Alåth Asmelturel  ██████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "One should always return a favor."                                          █
    █                                                                              █
    █ He  is  the  son  of  Catten  Landgorge  and  Bëmbul  Nutsslings.  He  is  a █
    █ worshipper of The Nourishing Gate, a faithful worshipper of Rigòth the Board █
    █ of Amethysts and a worshipper of Nish Goldenpriced.                          █
    █ He is  a citizen  of The Metal of Matches.  He is a  member of  The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of  Goats.  He  is a former member  of The Walls  of Laboring. He █
    █ arrived at Ungègnïr on the 24th of Slate in the year 251.                    █
    █ He is eleven years old, born on the 20th of Obsidian in the year 240.        █
    █ His straight  hair  is  extremely long. He is  average in size.  His nose is █
    █ extremely  short. His  head is  narrow. His  ochre eyes  have slightly  thin █
    █ irises. His hair is gold. His skin is ecru.                                  █
    █ He is rarely sick, but he is quick to tire and clumsy.                       █
    █ Alåth   Asmelturel  likes  obsidian,  lead,  citrine,  giant  python  tooth, █
    █ weapon racks  and  the words of The  Smile of Libraries.  When possible,  he █
    █ prefers to consume rat weed, swamp whiskey, dwarven milk and  urad beans. He █
    █ absolutely detests cave spiders.                                             █
    █ He has  an  amazing memory,  a very  good feel for  social relationships,  a █
    █ good intellect,  a  sum of patience and  an ability to  read emotions fairly █
    █ well.                                                                        █
    █ Like  others  in  his  culture,  he  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be  of  the █
    █ highest  ideals  and celebrates  talented  artisans and  their  masterworks, █
    █ greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the █
    █ finer  things  in  life,  believes  that honesty  is a  high ideal,  greatly █
    █ respects artists and  their works, really respects those that  take the time █
    █ to master a skill, respects fair-dealing and  fair-play, values cooperation, █
    █ finds  merrymaking   and  partying  worthwhile  activities,  values  martial █
    █ prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values  knowledge and finds █
    █ nature somewhat disturbing.  He personally thinks working hard  is an abject █
    █ idiocy,  values self-control  and does  not respect  the law.  He dreams  of █
    █ crafting a masterwork someday.                                               █
    █ He is  naturally  trustful of  everybody. He  has a very  calm demeanor.  He █
    █ is inattentive to detail in his own work. He doesn't seek out excitement. He █
    █ is quite polite.  He tends to ask others for help  with difficult decisions. █
    █ He is  very humble.  He has a greedy  streak. He tends  to avoid  crowds. He █
    █ often  feels  envious  of  others.  He is  somewhat quarrelsome,  and he  is █
    █ bothered by  this  since he  values friendship.  He has an  active sense  of █
    █ humor. He is grateful  when others help him out and tries  to return favors. █
    █ He tends  to  think before acting. He  laughs loudly when  he's excited. His █
    █ hands jump all over the place when he's excited. He rolls his eyes when he's █
    █ annoyed. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.                    █
    █                                                                              █
    ██████████████████████████████  Catten Nïrerib  ████████████████████████████████
    █                                                                              █
    █ "I could really use a drink."                                                █
    █                                                                              █
    █ She   is  married   to  Bëmbul   Nutsslings  and   has  two  children:   Ast █
    █ Fortressdusk  and  Alåth  Merchantlearned.  She is  the  daughter  of  Asmel █
    █ Bridgedfold  and  Sazir  Sprinkledbronze.  She  is   a  worshipper  of  Nish █
    █ Goldenpriced. She is an apprentice under Zemel Lovehoof.                     █
    █ She  is  a  citizen  of  The  Metal of  Matches.  She is  a  member  of  The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship  of  Goats.  She  is a  former member  of  The Walls  of █
    █ Laboring. She  is a  former member of The Umbras of Pepper.  She is a former █
    █ member of The Group of Onions. She arrived at Ungègnïr on  the 24th of Slate █
    █ in the year 251.                                                             █
    █ She is thirty years old, born on the 14th of Malachite in the year 221.      █
    █ She is  muscular,  tall and  thin. Her  teeth are widely-spaced.  She has  a █
    █ very  round chin.  Her hair is clean-shaven.  Her ears  are somewhat splayed █
    █ out. Her nose is slightly upturned. Her hair is dark tan.  Her skin is ecru. █
    █ Her eyes are ochre.                                                          █
    █ She is strong.                                                               █
    █ Catten  Nïrerib likes  tin glaze, gold,  pink tourmaline,  hazel wood  wood, █
    █ giant snapping turtle  shell, grates and the sight of The  Lyrics of Wonder. █
    █ When possible, she  prefers to consume great barracuda  and blackberry wine. █
    █ She absolutely detests leeches.                                              █
    █ She has  a  deep  well of  patience,  an  iron  will  and  a  great  musical █
    █ sense, but she has bad intuition.                                            █
    █ Like  others  in  her  culture,  she  holds  craftsdwarfship  to  be of  the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, values family greatly, sees friendship as █
    █ one of  the  finer  things in life, believes  that honesty is  a high ideal, █
    █ greatly  respects artists  and their works, really respects  those that take █
    █ the time  to master  a skill, deeply respects those that work  hard at their █
    █ labors,  respects  fair-dealing  and  fair-play, values  cooperation,  finds █
    █ merrymaking  and  partying worthwhile  activities, values  martial  prowess, █
    █ values leisure time, values knowledge and finds  nature somewhat disturbing. █
    █ She  personally  views loyalty unfavorably and doesn't  particularly respect █
    █ commerce. She dreams of creating a great work of art.                        █
    █ She  often finds  herself changing  her mind  to agree  with somebody  else. █
    █ She does not  generally respond to emotional appeals. She has  a tendency to █
    █ consider  ideas  and  abstractions over practical  applications.  She has  a █
    █ greedy   streak.  She   does  not  often   feel  lustful.  She  occasionally █
    █ overindulges. She  is  brave in the face of imminent danger.  She can handle █
    █ stress. She has  an active sense of humor. She doesn't  seek out excitement. █
    █ She  scratches her  nose when she's trying to remember  something. She needs █
    █ alcohol to get through the working day.                                      █
    █                                                                              █
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  • Holy fuck, that's a lot of immigrants. The moment I finish posting about them another huge wave comes.

    Well, anyway, you can read about them on the document. If people actually like the gigantic text blobs, I can upload the screenshots.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Dude. @Tsaukpaetra.

    Also,



  • Would you like to take possession of one or more of the unpossessed people? îton Ralam (@algorythmics's wife) is up for grabs, and Thob Robekiden (your son), and Datan Osormeng (@algorythmics's son). There's also another mother-father-child set that is completely open, and a few soldiers and farmers and fishers.


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    @FrostCat said:

    Dude

    No, I'm not a dude there. :P As a female I deign it my duty to cut out any morning wood the others may be experiencing for the good of our continued survival!. Though it may not seem effective as a few have already died and it wasn't even my fault!



  • Vabôk Degëlór is the gelder, not you.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    I'm just cutting morning wood, not making it permanent! :P :P



  • Freaking birds. Is this Castlevania?


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Sure, I'll found a dynasty and be Thob.



  • "@FrostCat's son Thob" and "Thob's son Thob" are the same person, but @FrostCat is not Thob. However, @FrostCat is Thob.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Ben, why did you eat the pink slime?



  • Oh fuck, I made all the sand into "raw green glass", which apparently is a gemstone and can't be made into actual useful things. Well, autumn is soon, so I can buy all the sandbags they bring. It's too bad we have no sand on the actual map.

    Now that I have basic industry pretty much settled, which thing should I focus on next?

    [poll type="multiple"]

    • Have @accalia make everyone new socks
    • Train a military led by @TwelveBaud with armor smithed by @sloosecannon
    • Found a library and do research and make @fbmac copy all the books
    • Create a tavern to serve @blakeyrat's beer
    • Expand the farms so @ben_lubar can grow more plants
    • Make lots of food with @Yamikuronue to trade with the caravan that comes every autumn
    • Focus on making soap so everyone can take baths and not get infections in the hospital
      [/poll]




  • Looks interesting, are you going to review this?



  • I'm not going to buy it. If I somehow obtain it later, it'll go in the review queue same as everything else.



  • It looks like someone drew @Buddy's tileset in crayon and then covered their monitor in oil.


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    @ben_lubar said:

    It looks like someone drew @Buddy's tileset in crayon and then covered their monitor in oil.

    What do you mean? the colors look totally jeffsaturated to me.



  • GODDAMNIT all the cats are dying of alcohol poisoning and the bug isn't going to be fixed until 0.42.03, which comes out... Oh, today. Well, I look forward to not having dead cats.



  • I'll just leave this here.



  • Toady One

    Here's another release which cleans up various outstanding issues.

    Major bug fixes

    • Fixed world generation crash from wandering artist writing a book
    • Fixed crash from retiring locations in certain circumstances
    • Fixed crash associated to adventurer sleeping in inn rooms
    • Fixed issue with militia not picking up armor
    • Fixed error causing some instruments in chests to not be played
    • Fixed error causing instruments and drink service to fail in dining rooms
    • Fixed error causing scribes not to use some blank writing materials
    • Fixed error causing overall scribe operation to be stalled by a bad target codex
    • Made training marksdwarves want both combat and training ammunition and fetch stacks appropriately (thanks to ag for analyzing this one)
    • Fixed issue with starting instrument causing it to duplicate
    • Fixed one way for horses to become playable (not sure about dogs/donkeys)
    • Stopped dead/caged commanders from stopping invaders from moving (thanks to vjek for preparing a very useful and funny save)
    • Stopped cats from dying of alcohol poisoning after walking over damp tavern floors and cleaning themselves (reduced effect)
    • Put new caps in place on animals in towns during world generation
    • Stopped bookbinders and string makers from trying to use loose spider webs (thanks to Knight Otu for reminded me about raw tag)

    Other bug fixes/tweaks

    • Made the add new task list remember where it was again
    • Tweaked how distance is calculated for certain jobs
    • Stopped certain ramp/channel digging jobs from temporarily disturbing pathing and distance calculations (thanks to Loci for reproducible procedure)
    • Made edible seed-type growths gatherable
    • Stopped wander history spam for adventurer
    • Stopped nobles from other civilizations from making mandates and demands
    • Stopped weapon slayer list from giving away fort vampires
    • Handled some basic shaped conflicts with clothing vs. armor
    • Changed how owned objects are managed with clothing -- might be some trinket drops in old saves
    • Allowed goblets on embark
    • Made modded wood furnace reactions list properly
    • Fixed typo with untitled written content
    • Fixed typo in haunting conversation
    • Fixed several typos in personality/value strings
    • Fixed instrument values in old saves

  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    Oh, today.

    RAGEFAIL.


  • :belt_onion:

    Cats dying? I see no problem with this.

    Unless they all die at once and make the crazy cat lady go berserk.



  • Well, they protect the food stockpiles from vermin, and they're handy to have around in case you need leather and have no other animals to butcher. Dwarves won't butcher dead domestic animals, though. Only live ones or dead wild animals.



  • Hi, @Luhmann.

    Hi, @blakeyrat.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Hands up, everyone who's shocked that blakeyrat's reign turned immediately to disaster.

    Anybody?


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