The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
-
Have you heard of "Florida Man"?
-
Well, shit!
-
stupid way films are licensed on the internet
and that is just a trailer, mpaa is
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBSxAAJ_2SI
You heard it hear first folks. Channel 4 advocates people into sex.
-
I have no idea why this is giving me a giggling fit.
-
Have you heard of "Florida Man"?
I had not. But it's part and parcel with everything else done in Flori-duh! Excuse me, Flori-Doh!
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
Take the poo
to the loo
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfdFCP3KYM
Yeah, this is probably old considering Lindsay Lohan doesn't appear to be on drugs
-
After years of the people in my office asking for a couple of hundred gigs of disk, I got an email from corporate IT today saying they're leasing a massively over-speced PowerEdge R430 with a pair of Xeon e5-2630 v3s, 16 GB RAM, and 5 1TB drives to be configured in some kind of RAID configuration.
-
-
leasing a massively over-speced PowerEdge R430
Leasing a server?
Unless it's a cloud thing, and then... as you were.
-
INB4 1
My guess would be two drives in 1 for the C:, and the other 3 in 5 for a files drive.
Which is not a good strategy for a machine intended to host transactional databases.
-
Leasing a server?
For the last year or two, we have been leasing all new machines. Nobody ever told me why.
Unless it's a cloud thing
Nope, first I heard of it was this morning when I got CCed on an email to Dell, with "ship it to Frost @ [our local address]". At that point I didn't even know what it was, except I assumed it was a server based on someone throwing "we'd like to get it under $5K" farther down in the quoted stuff.
-
-
But RAID1 would make the Server quite I/O-bound ...
Filed under: [Decisions, decisions](#tag)
-
-
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609/
The reviewers went all out on this one.
-
Here is a good one copypasta for the quality troll:
My wife and I were actually quite impressed with this item. Between the two of us it took 9 days to finish and I must say I found it hard to get used to during the first few sittings, but gradualy became more comfortable as time went on.
Although neither of us paid too much attention to the content, the sheer volume and quality of the paper contained within was pleasantly suprizing. The paper feels crisp, heavy and tough, yet the pages seperate with just the slightest tug of a thumb and forefinger.
The only real controversy this book created for my wife and I was mostly my fault. You see after I finished the last page I was too lazy to replace the book with another and I left the empty cover sitting on top of the sistern. Let me tell you I copped a nagging!
Overall the item was an interesting change, but we found it a bit expensive and not as suitable as the regular stuff available at the supermarket. Together my wife and I have decided just to stick with normal sorbent two-ply rolls from now on, and would suggest others do the same.
-
@Maciejasjmj said:
Noo, make it RAID 0 for maximum fun.
How about RAID -1?
I'm pretty sure Raid -1 creates a black hole if a disk crashes.
-
-
-
Take the poo
I'm scarred for life. Thank you.
to the loo
-
Dear Lord, this is sick and perverted. What kind of wretched person uses two question marks to end their questions?
-
¿¿
-
What kind of wretched person uses two question marks to end their questions?
Someone who can't use a normal title for a chapter.
-
WHEN DOES LIFE BEGAN??
-
@Maciejasjmj said:
I absolutely can't sleep unless I have my face to the wall
Filed under: Glory holehttp://i.imgur.com/JrJ2Cfr.webm
My favourite part was "It's very European".
Filed under: Belguim
-
OK, I missed seeing that one. The plethora of truly bad titles distracted me from the one that just has terrible grammar.
-
-
-
Filed under: INB4 people say she could adopt
-
-
-
The punctuation is worse than anything she could have written.
-
-
-
-
-
I like this. The other one, not so much.
-
The story is funny, but the Yahoo News writer being so stupid he can't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat is funnier.
-
-
-
@abarker said:
The other one, not so much.
Who doesn't love pizza?!
Especially when it comes with FREE DELIVERY.
-
Yahoo News writer being so stupid he can't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat is funnier.
We goats are not racist, all funny sheep can call themselves goats.
-
-
-
-
I honestly didn't know the original question was kept up after all these years!
-
-
Well damn, my chances just plummeted....