The Official Status Thread
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Stuff under /users/ is 404ing again ...
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Stuff under /users/ is 404ing again ...
/my/messages
is 404ing for me more often than not now.it is extremely frustrating that, i have several PM chains that i am active in that i need to keep tabs on!
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Nurgle has held sway over me for the past week.
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Status: Wondering if anyone has had a dwarf named goden ïsirudos
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STATUS:
Whoever made these Stairway to Heaven lyrics, went the extra mile with little ASCII clouds and everything.
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STATUS: I don't remember looking forward to something more than The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth
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STATUS: Just discovered this.
In some of my tests I've been using a pattern:
var MockMyClass = function () { // Mock class initialization }; //... var myClass = new MockMyClass();
So when my intern (who had been cranking out unit tests in his off time) needed to mock functions, naturally he did:
var MyMockFunction = function () { return function () { // Actual function }; }; //... var myFunction = new MyMockFunction();
That kid was such a dumbass sometimes.
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If you spent less time looking at stupid shit like the Led Zepeling lyrics and more code reviewing him, there wouldn't be any problems
Oh, status: waiting for BitBucket to stop 500ing so I can get work done.
Luckily I'm not going crazy:
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If you spent less time looking at stupid shit like the Led Zepeling lyrics and more code reviewing him, there wouldn't be any problems
Music stills the urge to strangle him.
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Status: comparing the time it took to complete the new floating bridge for 520 to the time it's taking to dig the subway tunnel to Northgate-- inevitable conclusion: WA DOT should have build a floating bridge between Seattle and Northgate!!
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Well HardwareGeek will get it at least.
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WA DOT should have build a floating bridge between Seattle and Northgate!!
my conclusion: WA DOT should have built an underwater subway tunnel supported by a floating bridge to Northgate, because that would be awesome.
addendum conclusion, if i ever decide to get into civil engineering..... RUN!
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my conclusion: WA DOT should have built an underwater subway tunnel supported by a floating bridge
Bay Area already has one of those.
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Bay Area already has one of those.
does it include a smaller tunnel inside the subway tunnel that the sharks can use to get to where the good feeding is?
Because i think that would be a really swell idea!
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I think you're a liar.
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I think you're a liar.
by your own admission of five hours ago you are also a liar, so if you are a liar calling me a liar you must believe i am telling the truth!
/me looks happy at her logical argument
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Except he didn't say he was always a liar, just that he was especially a liar. But it would be difficult, if not impossible, to never tell the truth (ever), so...
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if i ever decide to get into civil engineering..... RUN!
Better yet, fly. That's aeronautical engineering and so not so likely to collapse due to @accaliaisms…
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Better yet, fly
you'd have to land eventually.
i'm sure with a little effort i can give Bergholt Stuttley Johnson a run for his money!
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Except he didn't say he was always a liar, just that he was especially a liar. But it would be difficult, if not impossible, to never tell the truth (ever), so...
.... self referential paradoxes.... the bane of all lesser AI.
:-P
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Better yet, fly. That's aeronautical engineering and so not so likely to collapse due to @accaliaisms…
Good afternoon, this is the captain speaking. I know this might seem weird, but I need all of you to clap. I know, I know, but that's what the manual says: "Deploy claps"...
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"Claps 15! We need 15 people with Gonorrhea to the cockpit, stat!"
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The The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨 is
**Status:**strong text I just realized what everyone was talking about with this "strong text" thing! Whahay!
Filed under: I'm sure a prior instance of me had already discovered this, but we've been through a few iterations since then.
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I just realized what everyone was talking about with this "strong text" thing!
I still can't get it to work, what is it?
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I still can't get it to work, what is it?
press ctrl-b to enter bold text. type, press it again to "exit" bold text. headdesk, repeat as desired.
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Oh...I type what I want to be bold, select/ctrl+a it, and then press ctrl+b for bold, then right arrow key...
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and then press ctrl+b for bold, then right arrow key.
huh.... how does that work? ah.... not well i see.
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I mean press it a lot :P
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press ctrl-b to enter bold text. type, press it again to "exit" bold text. headdesk, repeat as desired.
lets try it****strong text
Discosuccess!
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#Much easier to just do this.
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#FUCK
Hmm, nope...
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**Status:**strong text Word to the potentially not informed: The Oatmeal dispensers are NOT portioned, and will continue to pour so long as the lever is engaged...
Filed under: I had one cup. When I let go, all the sudden I found myself with THREE cups... and no Girls to share it with
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if i ever decide to get into civil engineering
civil engineering? do they even take any engineering mathematics/calculus?
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mathematics
Sure, they need to figure out how probable it is that they're going to succeed at some point, neh?
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need to figure out how probable it is
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Okay, now I'm curious, as my Engine doesn't tag that phrase at all...
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"Ability to be probed" if you want to spin it that way. That's technically "probeable" but still.
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Aha! Assuming an accalia! Understanding has been accomplished, a new transform filter will be built for this!
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Status: just ate two cups of oatmeal. I think I'm going to vomit...
Filed under: Now I remember why I don't eat this stuff...
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If that probability comes in a few standard tables yes, something with less than 4 table lookups and substitution in an ad hoc formula.
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Status: just ate two cups of oatmeal. I think I'm going to vomit...
I love oatmeal.
If it is made properly and doesn't look and taste like glue.
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I would probably love it too, if it didn't take a half hour to eat it per cup of material, and didn't give me raging acid reflux almost immediately.
Real oatmeal is even worse for me, I usually can't stomach even one cup of steel cut....
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Status: Just retrieved the handiwork of a severely annoyed UPS driver from my bushes.
It's snow tire time. This time, I'm supporting the Finnish tire industry.
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Dude, refinish your floors.
And ceramic cats? Srsly? You should be ashamed.
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The floor is the part you want me to fix? Not even my spectacularly broken storm door?
The floor is a WIP. That hardwood was hiding under worn 30 year old carpet.
And I have no idea where the fuck the ceramic cats came from. I think my dad's girlfriend sees my lack of knick knacks as a challenge or something and sneaks things in when he comes by.
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Also, on closer examination, they're owls.
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Are you sure you even live there?
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An average of 10 hours a day. 8 of which are spent asleep.
Buying a house was kinda dumb.
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Status: I was going through some old stuff tonight and found my blackpowder rifles. Now I know what I am doing this weekend.
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**Status:**strong text Exploring the joys of camel toes...