The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Goddamned. Imagine living in some place so boring that "caretaker falls off ladder" is FRONT PAGE NEWS.
We don't have rampant gun crime here so a death is still newsworthy.
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Weirdest game glitch I've seen
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Does that game run on Discourse?
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The take-away quote:
[accomplice, and wife] Eileen Ward, described as being 'orange with breast implants', not charged
Anyway - onto the story...
In fact the whole story (at least as presented there) is a series of upon ....
[he] was only rumbled when suspicious hotel staff discovered his Facebook page listed his status as a 'serving prisoner'.
the pictures prompted a friend to ask Ward if he had been released from jail, only for the prisoner to brag that he was just 'out for the day'.
Douglas Ward, 26, dodged at least four roll calls at North Sea Camp Prison while he was living it up in the Grade II-listed boutique hotel with wife Eileen, 27, over the August bank holiday weekend.
the couple persuaded management at the hotel to waive the £110 room rate after claiming [he] had to go to hospital when an antique chair collapsed as he sat at a desk, injuring his ankle.
the hotel staff attempted [sometime during this farce] to charge Ward for the room using the credit card details he had supplied when he made the booking, but the transaction did not go through.
It gets better...
[after subsequently being arrested] He was placed in a holding room at North Sea Camp [a prison] to await transport - but smashed his way out and escaped, over a four feet-high wall, before he was eventually recaptured 300 metres away.
John Wilford, defending, said Ward, who has a five-year-old child, had been a 'model prisoner' but became frustrated when his planned release date was put back.
That's his mitigation??!
The hotel scandal is the latest to hit the Category D open prison.
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I love this movie! LOL
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'orange with breast implants'
It's not as bad as the initial blurb makes it sound:
She was described by the hotel manager as having an 'orange complexion as if she used fake tan and what he took to be very large breast implants'.
Judging by her pictures in the article she seems to have a terrible mouth deformity.
Filed under: Duckface, woo-ooo
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This German bus company
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For anyone who doesn't know - the car in the photo is a VW Golf.
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What? Really?
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Haha, I figured out how to do stunt riding in ESO the other day:
BTW even all these months after release, it's still shocking how awful the horse manes in ESO look. Even the Skyrim ones are better, and that engine's like 5 years older. Sheesh, Zenimax, get it together.
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WTF, Russia?
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I think that's a common typo, they actually meant to type "put in"
Filed under: In Soviet Russia, porn search you!
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I'm guessing beurette is French for "lesbian".
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WTF, Russia?
I guess Russia has a bunch of people who are paid to search PornHub all day in case the name "putin" comes up.
I wonder why they'd want to do that. Are they that worried about fakes and lookalikes, or something more significant?
That said, I'm wondering what "nationality-related terms" were omitted, and why; also, if I'm not mistaken, "beurette" is a nationality-related term and shouldn't be on the list.
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Goddamned. Imagine living in some place so boring that "caretaker falls off ladder" is FRONT PAGE NEWS.
If it bleeds it leads.
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Goddamned. Imagine living in some place so boring that "caretaker falls off ladder" is FRONT PAGE NEWS.
There's actually been cases where nothing of interest happened at all
There are more recent examples (for regional news stations) but I cannot find them.
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http://derstandard.at/2000023067058/Allein-mit-sechs-Mandaten-und-einer-echten-Rechtsluecke [in german; basically about a guy who ran for city council, and now got six seats on it but is just one guy. he is prohibited by law to nominate five others after election, but council must be of a certain size. he is also going to become mayor, because he is the sole candidate left, which does, for obscure reasons, still require an additional public vote.]
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Do we have an unfortunate URL choice thread?
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ATM hackers, according to media
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Must be this guy.
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That's my new life motto!
Oh who am I kidding?
"I code like I fuck, on my own, in the dark, and completely anally".
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I code like I fuck: rough, messy, and with plenty of protection.
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I think it feels better without protection, but we're straying into territory that I've already covered recently. ;-)
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I code like I fuck: I don't code but it'd be cool to try it one day.
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"I code like I fuck, on my own, in the dark, and completely anally".
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I guess Russia has a bunch of people who are paid to search PornHub all day in case the name "putin" comes up.
I wonder why they'd want to do that. Are they that worried about fakes and lookalikes, or something more significant?
It wouldn't surprise me if they were looking for both.
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Do we have an unfortunate URL choice thread?
I'm just sorry that http://www.anustart.com was taken down.
I like blackberry tart, and apple tart, and mince tart, so I imagine other flavors might be worth checking out too.
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I think Bra Fox should provide us an artistic interpretation of Fag Ass Traps
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I fuck like I code: better with a pair and if my boss doesn't interrupt me.
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I code like I fuck: I could go for hours, but I need to stop and pee.
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http://web.archive.org/web/20061016025706/http://www.anustart.com/about.html
Not sure if serious... A new start?
Just so. I had the good fortune to see their physical offices, with the URL on the sign in front, before any of their actual web presence.
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Bethesda deciding next year's budget.
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I'd be up for another single player Elder Scrolls.
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They made toilet just for me!
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How to sneak chocolate into an american theater.
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