(Millionaire in a week - earn 11450€ a day.)

This mathematical miracle astounds me.

The fun I would miss if I had an ad-blocker.

@bb36e Probably they just made that so this appears on IMDB:

who wouldn't like to create a character page for poop...

@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:

What was he even trying to do?

die?

@hungrier
Playing around yielded

Economics (also known as economics, economics, economics or socio-economics, in short economics) is a branch of economics.

with one engine, which by itself was not too surprising or funny, but when translating this back to German it became:

Die Volkswirtschaftslehre (auch Ökonomie, Volkswirtschaft, Volkswirtschaft oder Sozioökonomie, kurz Ökonomie genannt) ist ein Wirtschaftszweig.

which, despite being quite different in meaning to the original sentence, shows a surprising variety of terms given the monosyllabic English original.

I ended a similar commit comment chain once with something like

3 compilers - 4 opinions of valid C++

@Maciejasjmj
That does somewhat remind me of

Woooo mei loof mei Darling eif hangerd vor jor tatsch e long lonli teim

End teim goos bei so sloli
end time ken du so matsch
ar ju still mein?

Ei nied jor loof
Ei nied jor loof
Godspied jor loof tuu mi

[...]

which is phonetic German for Unchained Melody because my neighbor would otherwise fuck up the pronounciation so badly it hurt... (especially hungered, despite me telling her a dozen times...) It did surprisingly work out, somewhat.

@MrL
At least when ordering electronics currently having the year in front would make more sense - quite often have I found myself looking forward to getting stuff next week, only to realize later on they meant sometime much later...

@MrL
At least when ordering electronics currently having the year in front would make more sense - quite often have I found myself looking forward to getting stuff next week, only to realize later on they meant sometime much later...

@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:

@xaos who the fuck names their dog Xaos?

While indeed not the name I am usually called in person I do know quite a few dogs (and other animals) that would befit it.

@Gąska Right, happened to me. In the role of the dog name-alike.

@pjh Maybe also monochrome...

@hungrier
Playing around yielded

Economics (also known as economics, economics, economics or socio-economics, in short economics) is a branch of economics.

with one engine, which by itself was not too surprising or funny, but when translating this back to German it became:

Die Volkswirtschaftslehre (auch Ökonomie, Volkswirtschaft, Volkswirtschaft oder Sozioökonomie, kurz Ökonomie genannt) ist ein Wirtschaftszweig.

which, despite being quite different in meaning to the original sentence, shows a surprising variety of terms given the monosyllabic English original.

(What is forbidden?)

Official, government issued guidance regarding an upcoming ban on covering up your face in public. And no, it is not about Burka in particular, see the three guys in the upper row? No surgery in public, no clowns in public (probably for the better) and no whatever the right one is in public. And no headscarf, at least when you tend towards darker skin tone.

[Edit] I now learned that the fine gentlemen and the whatever it is in the upper row are only conditionally forbidden. [/Edit]

@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:

What was he even trying to do?

die?