The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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It's cheating slightly because he's Welsh. I can pronounce it correctly too, but my dad's Welsh.
The trick is to pronounce all of the double 'L's like you're trying to clear phlegm out of your throat.
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"How do you tell if someone is a vegetarian?"
Don't worry, they will fucking tell you.
I see this thrown a lot, but of the extremely representative set of about 5 people who I'm aware are vegetarians, zero of them have mentioned they are vegetarian out of context.
Three of them only mentioned it because we were discussing where to go for lunch. Two of them didn't mention it at all; I learned about it from someone else.
An apparently common phenomenon is once people learn they are vegetarians they always immediately ask if they eat fish. Apparently there are a lot of pescatarians out there who call themselves vegetarian.
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http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/ <- Source for both Acai berries, and Ikea reviews
YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THIS BLOG and do not share images without attributions.
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This one's by CNN. It'll probably survive:
Weatherman nails town's super long name – 01:08
— CNNFiled under: Go go gosh!
Otherwise, there are these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM_fFJgsHcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy3WthttQJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLACvc8KLFI
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Latebreaking news: scientists have confirmed that soybeans, and in particular tofu, have souls and can feel pain. Vegetarians commit mass suicide.
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Three of them only mentioned it because we were discussing where to go for lunch. Two of them didn't mention it at all; I learned about it from someone else.
Like all stereotypes, it is massively inaccurate but when it is occasionally applicable people get stuck on it.
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Wow, she didn't even try learning anything about Welsh pronunciation, and neither did she listen to what that guy said, when he said it correctly!
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Saw this on TV last night, forgot to post then.
Game show host: "what is the artistic name of North American actor Alfredo Pacino?"
Contestant (after a lot of hesitation): "Robert De Niro?"
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This 7-11 commercial is somehow 68% funnier now than it was when originally broadcast in 1982, or whenever.
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y'know I often worry that I don't get sufficient hypoxis.
Spoken like a true Scrabble player
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UK man, Paul Neaverson, 61 has purchased a one way ticket to jail after the bungling would be bank robber turned up to a bank demanding that the cashier put cash directly into his personal bank account.
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what's the deal with that coffee? it turns into orange juice when you pour it?
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Saw this on TV last night, forgot to post then.
Game show host: "what is the artistic name of North American actor Alfredo Pacino?"
Contestant (after a lot of hesitation): "Robert De Niro?"
I can see how both of those actors would get stored in the same memory location.
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Even though they're not identical they happen to have excellent locality of reference with one another..
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I wonder if someday I'll see something you post.
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I LLOLed. Enjoy your
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I wonder if someday I'll see something you post.
How did 8 people like that? I can't see it either.
I copied the url, opened a different browser, typed cheezburger.com into the address bar, then pasted the URL. It's that "big apple, meet big anus" ad on the side of the bus, which would be a better joke if you couldn't see the wrinkles where the person who graffiti'd it pulled the sticker off to adjust it.
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Pasting images is better than pasting URLs. It's one thing Discourse does well.
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Pasting images is better than pasting URLs. It's one thing Discourse does well.
I know. I was talking about a workaround to see the image, since it showed as blank for me, too, even when clicked. Which is odd given the very next picture worked. Maybe Cheezburgr implements hotlink protection.
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Sounds like it is in my case, but not his.
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Work firewalls blocking cheezburger? Looks fine here.
No, and I don't know what the deal was. As I said above, I grabbed the URL out of the post and pasted it into a new window, in a manner calculated to defeat hotlink protection without "stealing" an image view.
They don't do any filtering here.
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But not hotlink protection, or it would be broken for everybody except the OP.
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firewalls blocking cheezburger
It must not get crazier, before you know it you aren't allowed to jam a noodle at work anymore.
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I prefer localiizable bugs to Pastafarian code, though.
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The post you replied to is from imgur. Are you really not able to see it?
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the very next picture worked
The next picture wasn't from cheezburger. It's whatever happens to end up in my RSS that I find funny.
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The next picture wasn't from cheezburger
Funny thing is I can see it up above now, but I couldn't when I replied yesterday.
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Yes. That site is understandably blocked here. Most things are, really.
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Even my work is not blocking imgur.
If I complained every time there's a broken image due to me misusing my work's Internet connection, I'd have twice as much posts. Instead I just use HTTPS proxy.
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I don't mind terribly much, though, since pasting images instead of URLs fixes the problem.
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I LLOLed.
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@ijij, was that you trolling one of your spawns?
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I wish.
I haven't had a chance to give them a give them a good trolling in a while...
Dang, that's creepy tho, I'd wager my babies' momma shopped that Fiesta Mart many many moons ago. She still raves about how cheap stuff was at the Fiesta.
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@ijij, was that you trolling one of your spawns?
Looks more like a conversation that @ben_lubar would have with his dad.
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Dang, that's creepy tho, I'd wager my babies' momma shopped that Fiesta Mart many many moons ago. She still raves about how cheap stuff was at the Fiesta.
I didn't mean to. I only remembered you had an interesting relationship with your kids.
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only remembered you had an interesting relationship with your kids.
That sounds even creepier.
Best recent troll:
IJIJ "Spawn 2!! I have checked your grades!! You are in big trouble!!"
S2:
IJIJ "You have committed illegal math!"
S2:
IJIJ "If you do it again I will have to buy you another Delicious Frozen Treat™ ... "
S2:
IJIJ: "Says here your grade is 110% ..."
S2: ... "Did you say... another?"