The Official Status Thread
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You do realize that a significant chunk of the Discopædia could be generalized to the following definition?
Where's the fun in that?
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Yeah okay, but then what happens when you call something Discosex?
There are no shitty, terrible versions of the sex. Unless you're a woman. I hear it happens to them from time to time.
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There are no shitty, terrible versions of the sex
What about impotence? Or if the penis snaps?
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Those sound like woman problems to me. Personally, when I can't get it up or my junk gets broken in half, I just power through and keep going.
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I've had some shitty terrible sex. And I am male.
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my junk gets broken in half
You might want to see a doctor about that, if it's a regular occurrence...
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You do realize that a significant chunk of the Discopædia could be generalized to the following definition?
>Disco- (prefix) — a shitty, terrible version of
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Warning: infinite recursion detected
No Inception joke? I'm disappointed.
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I did see a doctor about it. But my junk wasn't broken at the time, so after I gone done sexing her, she was all, "Unable to reproduce." and I was like, "Thank god. I'm not ready for kids yet."
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Wait, your junk was broken in half, so you saw a doctor about it, but it actually wasn't broken? What?
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How else do you get into a doctor's pants? Tell her your junk is broken. She's at least going to take a look.
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I mean, you know, "Oops. I could have sworn I broke it the other day. Hmm you sure it's not broken? Maybe it will seem broken if you put it in your mouth. I mean, you know, while you're down there. And stuff."
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So I've played what I assume is most of the main storyline of Fallout 3, and it's pretty much a documentary about Bill Gates. Without giving anything away, the storyline basically goes computers -> diseases -> poop water.
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computers -> diseases -> poop water -> LIAM NEESON
You're welcome. Also, welcome to 2008.
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My favorite part is how they started writing assuming the game would take place 20 years after the war, then at some point changed it to 200 years-- meaning bunches of characters are centuries old, and yet this is completely uncommented-upon. WTF.
Still, not a bad game.
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Status: continuing my playthough of Bioshock Infinite. Rosalind Lutece and her brother... er... herself... er... himself... uh. Well anyway, that character(s) is one of the best in all of video games.
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My favorite part is how they started writing assuming the game would take place 20 years after the war, then at some point changed it to 200 years-- meaning bunches of characters are centuries old, and yet this is completely uncommented-upon. WTF.
Yeah. The way the world is designed makes sense for a 20 years later. NOT 200 years. That always bothered me.
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Status: I did it…
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The thieves' guild quest in Skyrim has similar problems. Which could have been alleviated by making Mercer Frey and Brynjolf non-human, but I guess they didn't think of that. And even if they had fixed that, Karliah's statement that nobody's set foot in Nightingale Hall in over a century would still be bullshit.
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Do people die of old age in Tamriel?
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Why?
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@accalia challenged me to get the Spoon™.
I like a challenge
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Human races certainly age.
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It's easy to become the top poster in a month.
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The problem is:
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Not getting banned while doing it.
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Actual status: It's raining and there's 100 or so robins swarming the apartment complex.
Related video from meh today:
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My favorite part is how they started writing assuming the game would take place 20 years after the war, then at some point changed it to 200 years-- meaning bunches of characters are centuries old, and yet this is completely uncommented-upon. WTF.
Still, not a bad game.
Ghouls are basically immortal according to Fallout lore, and Harold is just... Harold.
The oddest implication of the 200 year gap is that you're wandering around post-apocalyptic DC, and there's still random scraps of food in the vending machines and so on. I suppose the writers would just say, "well, it was irradiated, with magical Fallout radiation, which preserved it for 200 years and somehow prevented looters from snarfing it", but still...
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Right; and elderly scientists plugged-into VR simulations just naturally live to age 4732846327846237 in the sci-fi Fallout future.
Ghouls are the only place the time frame makes sense.
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You mean Dr Braun? I suppose he had a load of atomic robots to keep his simulation running, or something. Radiation did it. If Radiation can make ants the size of badgers, it can probably keep some cybernetic brains running indefinitely... *waves hands*
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Spoiler: "poisonous" gas causes impaired pancreas functionality after about six and a half hours, fever after about 14¾ hours, blisters on tissue with veins and muscles where the gas touched after 10⅘ hours, and vomiting of blood starting about half an hour in and peaking 25 hours later.
Unfortunately, nobody ever gets to experience the effects of the "poison" because this is a fucking gigantic fruit bat.
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[img]http://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/15785/d05daf0d05791517.png[/img]
Ok...
[img]http://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/15784/b34699fb5ec86a84.png[/img]
But the Hindenburg has a volume of at least 7,062,000 cubic feet (that's just the gas-bag volume, not counting the passenger cabins or engine nacelles, etc.), so that's one skinny-ass bat. Like... narrower-than-a-toothpick skinny.
You think whoever wrote that random creature generator had ever heard of the square-cube law?
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Never mind the poison:
Its clear hair is very curly.
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Sorry, missed a zero in my calculations. Fixed now.
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Sorry, missed a zero in my calculations. Fixed now.
Riiiight. Covering for bugs in Dwarf Fortress. A Dwarf Fortress apologist!
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So apparently all we had to do was cut its head off.
Also, biting the thing that emits a poisonous gas is probably not the best idea.
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I'd guess that cutting its head off might be worse in the poisonous gas department.
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So apparently all we had to do was cut its head off.
Considering its neck was only like 3" in diameter max (considering its length and volume), sounds pretty easy. Poor thing couldn't even move.
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Noticed my DVD drive wasn't showing up. Poked around a bit, couldn't find anything. Just not there. Fix my boot stuff, get into Win 8.1...nope, not there either.
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Internal or external? If internal, could just be a loose/failed SATA cable.
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If internal, could just be a loose/failed SATA cable.
This is my current theory. I had it open a few weeks ago to blow out dust. I don't use the drive very often.
Currently installing update 48 of 80....
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Today's load of global warming has been mostly ice and freezing rain. Temperature is supposed to stay below freezing. This doesn't bode well for school tomorrow.
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Status:
Basically, it's a giant four-legged animal that is made of fire. It walks into the caverns and instantly the fungus covering the floor is set on fire. This thing has a body temperature of 15032°F.
[spoiler]My dwarves killed it by shooting its legs off, and then its entire upper body. Apparently fire isn't a very strong material.[/spoiler]
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Status: Might have finally snapped. I am now laying out a full-sized Victory-class Star Destroyer in Space Engineers.
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That doesn't look airtight.
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