The bigpug Moon
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Women's, if she has a clue, because they're almost always cleaner.
I used to be a cleaner in a previous life. You are dead wrong. Nobody has every been more wrong. In public women pretend to be nice, neat creatures. In private, in the bathrooms, they are horrible, disgusting animals.
This discussion is reminding me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EsbZ2C9bH1k#t=65
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Why didn't that guy pull up his pants and do up his belt before leaving the stall?
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No idea, probably an attempt at being efficient gone wrong.
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Wait, boobs in the newspaper?
Looks like someone needs to stay abreast of developments in print.
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@flabdablet said:
pissing [...] into the snow
Aren't you Australian? I doubt you've ever experienced that particular primal joyIt's always a good time to mention that Australia gets more snow than Switzerland
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Australia gets more snow than Switzerland
I'm in Queensland you insensitive clod!
Or did you mean Austria?
I've said this before: your boxer-shorts region — from belly button to mid-thigh — is crawling with germs known as coliform bacteria.
I wear briefs: is this still true? They can escape?
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I've said this before: your boxer-shorts region — from belly button to mid-thigh — is crawling with germs known as coliform bacteria.
*tosses @PJH an E. coli plushie for his room*
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I knew you were that type.
Hey, SJWs can be sexist just like the rest of us!
Lest anyone believe otherwise, this does actually happen as such. I've seen it, unfortunately, more than once.
Something similar happened where I work with another type of output [spoiler](hint: it's brown)[/spoiler]. HR sent an email to the whole building about it.
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Something similar happened where I work with another type of output (hint: it's brown). HR sent an email to the whole building about it.
You work at the EPA?
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You work at the EPA?
No, but the output in question is probably a biohazard now that I think about it.
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Something similar happened where I work with another type of output (hint: it's brown). HR sent an email to the whole building about it.
That was kind of assumed in what I said.
My building got a new tenant a couple of years ago, and they were hiring some...well, let's say "misfits"...for a while. I was hearing regular stories from the women in my office about what was being done to the women's room, and while brown output is generally the worst that happens, yellow output causes far more problems.
You should not even be allowed in this country if you're not clear on how a Western-style toilet works and are willing to use them properly. If I were dictator, standing on the bowl would be grounds for a quick flogging and then a deportation.
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relevant to title:
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The classic 3-wolf shirt is still better - or at least Amazon says so.
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........ why did i read that.... i should have stopped after the first line.... but it was like a train wreak..... i just..... couldn't stop!
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What's better is:
38,480 of 38,971 people found the following review helpful
That's 98.7%
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@RTapeLoadingError said:
Australia gets more snow than Switzerland
I'm in Queensland you insensitive clod!Me too: Brisbane
Are we the one with kangaroos?
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Browsing this site at 90% Zoom leads to the 7 in this post being decapitated.
Interesting ...EDIT: Even the 7s in this post?!
I think that's Firefox, though ... possibly? I don't recall seeing it before 35.0
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I read that as
@RTapeLoadingError said:Are we one with the kangaroos?
and I really don't want to know.
Filed under: Australia, where the men are men, the women are men, and the kangaroos are scared.
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I read that as
RTapeLoadingError: "Are we one with the kangaroos?"
and I really don't want to know.
Rather you than me. And be careful how you dress...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc
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He was a quiet mild-mannered marsupial until they pushed him too far...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kj7jxjDdGQ
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@error said:
I have some terrible news...Wait, boobs in the newspaper?
Yes. See Also:The Sun. If it's safe for Page 3 of a daily UK national paper, it'll probably be SFW. Unless you're in the US in which case it's probably NSFW.
Filed Under: At least it's not terrible nudes, we need a new tag cloud to attack