Sexy Zoidberg Rainbows
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@Intercourse. I challenge you to "clawplach"!
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"Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people."
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"Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why."
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@Zoidberg, I would kick your shell in clawplach. I fight dirty.
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Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
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"The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes."
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"In my experience, boxes are usually empty, or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. And one time, pepperoni. What a day that was!"
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i am not writing or maintaining that bot. but i'd love to watch the hilarity ensue.
the bot should probably reset itself periodically just to keep things interesting.
Random people adding strings to be executed from a json file? Might be a bit of a security hazard. You would have to sanitize for basically everything. ;)
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Ehhh, i'm nto sober enough to finish
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var reply = configuration.messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * configuration.messages.length)];
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i've added your suggestions and they'll get picked up next time @zoidberg restarts.
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On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.
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if i had finished, i would have demanded a manual restart
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accalia@SockBot:~/SockBot$ sudo restart SockBotZoidberg [sudo] password for accalia: SockBotZoidberg start/running, process 9347 accalia@SockBot:~/SockBot$
@Zoidberg, will you do the honours?
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Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp.
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and he got one of the new ones first try!
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You rock @accalia. :)
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that reminds me.... we have an @bender floating around. is he wired up to be @mentioend?
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Guess not. Maybe @zoidberg wants to strut his stuff some more?
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Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!
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This really should be getting old by now...
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I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars.
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and yet somehow it doesn't...
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Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why.
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We now interrupt your regularly scheduled Zoidberg with the following:
zee ban hammer
Wait wait - what?
Why can't I see a banned person's posts list?
Is that some kind of privacy privilege for banned users?
Are they better than us normal folk?
If I ever want to say something confidential that won't be dug up by internet archeologists, should I just create a throwaway account, say the secret, and get the account banned?
You may now resume, @Zoidberg.
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Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!
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What? My mother was a saint! Get out!
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@accalia, @Zoidberg is awesome
Is @zoidberg better than posting anonymously as @sockbot?
speaking of which..... shouldn't i be getting TL3 soonish?
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And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray
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And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray
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@accalia, this needs to happen once a year!
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Just enjoy the @zoidberg hilarity and have another drink. :)
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Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.
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yeah, like i need more of that
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Ask @zoidberg.
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Sit down @Intercourse. Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
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I'd say to take it to the bots category, but the @Zoidberg stuff is an improvement over @the_real_wtf.
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Tired of Discourse? Why not @Zoidberg?
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This thread is making me want to watch all of the Futurama episodes again, starting with the one in which Bender stays up all night not drinking.
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Out of curiosity, were you the one who impersonated him on discourse forums?
Looks more like a LoL markhov chain.
HA HA NICE TRY KID WHER IS UR ZIP CODE???? AND UK ISNT A STATE U FUKKN NERD lol #rekt
Fascinating.
I suspended the sockpuppet they created and deactivated the account they were posting on
Oh :(. I thought we had discovered the AntiSentience.
Well... it's probably for the best.
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"%_username_%, look what you did! She won't shut up."
"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!!
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"%username%, look what you did! She won't shut up.""Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!!
added (and it's a double underscore for that replacement, just FYI)
they'll get loaded the next time i get around to restarting @Zoidberg
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I've performed a few mercy killings.
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screw u give me ur adress i will find u and use my za qua dijista nojuno karamotai on u and ull fukkn b hurt,...............................................kid...........
Warning, in case you get funny ideas, my meme is a GAU-8, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Warning, in case you get funny ideas, my meme is a GAU-8, and I'm not afraid to use it.
We aren't talking to that guy anymore, now we're talking to @Zoidberg
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On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.
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all hail the wit and wisdom of @zoidberg!
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It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.
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@Intercourse - Days Since Last Discourse Bug: 0
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Is it ever anything but zero days since the Last Discourse Bug?