The Cat Status Thread
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@DogsB I'd say, somebody didn't do a proper preflight.
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1641457837376430085
OMG!
In this case, the grudge will last a lifetime.
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@DogsB I think this baby had come in all on its own ^^
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1641457837376430085
OMG!
OMG indeed, the tweet is a year old and the incident actually happened on July 22, 2015:
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
A reminder that you shouldn't try to imitate XKCD strips in real life.
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I was listening to a podcast about what kind of animals think they could beat in a fistfight. A shocking number of people think they could beat a bear but it reminded me of this.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
“Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
I was listening to a podcast about what kind of animals think they could beat in a fistfight. A shocking number of people think they could beat a bear but it reminded me of this.
That's always the fun part about how predators react to aggression: it's not about whether the bear could take the cat, but how much damage the cat is doing to do on the way down. And it's why wolverines are still around: sure, they're edible, but do you really want to mess with 30 pounds of batshit insanity?
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I think your cat needs some WD-40.
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Please do not the cat.
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@error Previously posted 13 Feb, link to a Facebook "reel", copied from Instagram, mirrored, with 1000 #tags overlaid on the video.
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Paging @Karla
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