Oracle and Shakespeare
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When deleting a couple of columns in Oracle's SQL Developer, this appeared in the log window:
DELETE FROM "SCHEMA"."TABLE" WHERE ROWID = 'AAAXWdAAAAADclPAAM' AND ORA_ROWSCN = '11650064594086' and ( "ID" is null or "ID" is not null )
To be (null) or not to be (null), that's the question.
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Is this a 'null' I see before me?
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Ah,
AAAXWdAAAAADclPAAM, I knew him well.
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Should I compare thee to a summary function?
Out, damned row. Out, I say!
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Index, Index, wherefore art thou?
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Cry "Oh, GHOD!", for England and Larry!
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Nothing will come of nothing.
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@Cassidy said:
Out, damned row. Out, I say!
This made LOL for some reason, and I'm glad I wasn't holding any kind of beverage.
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But soft! What data through yonder table break?
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@Severity One said:
When deleting a couple of columns in Oracle's SQL Developer, this appeared in the log window:
DELETE FROM "SCHEMA"."TABLE" WHERE ROWID = 'AAAXWdAAAAADclPAAM' AND ORA_ROWSCN = '11650064594086' and ( "ID" is null or "ID" is not null )
To be (null) or not to be (null), that's the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the database to suffer
the cursors and pointers of outrageous implementations,
or to take arms against nulls which equal empty strings
and by opposing end them? To rollback; to sleep;
...etc...
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I forgot to post my own miscitation:
"The cursor of true love never did run smooth"
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SQL the Third:
'Now is the query of our discontent, made glorious by the clustered index'
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I am poison’d.
AAAXWdAAAAADclPAAM!
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By the pricking of my thumbs,
Visual Basic this way comes.
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@ASheridan said:
ft'ftfy'fy@dhromed said:
Ah,Alas poorAAAXWdAAAAADclPAAM, I knew him
well., Horatio.ftfy
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What's in a namespace? That which we call a_Rose() in any other context would smell as sweet.
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"NULL is empty and empty is NULL"
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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are TRWTF.
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Hence, horrible schema!
Unreal mockery, hence!