@snoofle said:
I was just asked if the following skills list is sufficient for a job-req that is about to be sent out to head hunters:
Computer Programmer wanted.
Must be heavily experienced in all of the following:
Expert in Java 1.2, 1.4, 1.5, 1.6, 1.7
Expert in Javascript
Expert in Web services: user interface, communication, back end, performance tuning
Expert in EJB
Expert in ESB - must be able to build an enterprise service bus with freely available tools
Expert in Oracle queries, stored procedures, functions, performance tuning, expert DBA-level configuration, topological data mapping to distributed disks
Expert in setting up, configuring and supporting Big Data in ExaByte databases
Expert in Hadoop
Expert in organizing and supporting a multi-terabyte data warehouse to provide sub-second response time
Expert in C, C++, C#
Expert in .NET
Expert in ASP.NET
Expert in shell programming in all of the following: Perl, ksh, sh, csh, tcl, tcsh
Must have extensive experience in processing a, b, c, d, e, f, g and h types of transactions in x, y and z lines of business
Wait for it...
@snoofle said:
Must have 3 years of experience
Shazam!
Champagne comedy.