The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The customer is not wrong. Chicken noodle soup from a can is a crystal clear case for the NYEI thread and gay parents are not child abusers!
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I feel it would have been more realistic if they'd omitted the cold dead heart bit.
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@LaoC Maybe we should preserve it for later:
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And most importantly, the drive, determination and killer instinct needed to fight the real enemy – New York City’s relentless rat population?
Especially the rats inhabiting the offices in City Hall.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So everything pictured is decaying, just like the rest of the city.
Nope thread is
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do you have what it takes to do the impossible?
Figures pathological overconfidence and poor grasp of reality and logic would be prerequisites for NYC government job.
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Shower thought: Die Hard features a character wandering around a tower at night while avoiding Alan Rickman. Die Hard is a Harry Potter film.
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@Mason_Wheeler it has way too many sequels and the protagonist just refuses to die already. Harry Potter is a Die Hard movie.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Die Hard is a Harry Potter film.
At least you're not claiming it's a Christmas film
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Die Hard is a Harry Potter film.
At least you're not claiming it's a Christmas film
At least you’re not claiming it’s not.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler it has way too many sequels and the protagonist just refuses to die already.
Harry Potterthe foolish life that is not Leviathan the Undividingis a Die Hard movie.
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@loopback0
Harry Potter? Definitely has a Christmas vibe
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@Luhmann people who should watch that kid are nowhere to be seen, he manages to piss off the wrong criminal and bad things happen but ultimately everything ends well (except for the criminal)?
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@Gustav it’s basically Home Alone: Lost in Hogwarts.
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All that pretends to live shall feed Leviathan the Unborn and Undying in time.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
BIRDS
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?No, they're dinosaurs in disguise.
No, but that's what some other robots in disguise do disguise themselves as, tho.
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@dcon That's the reason why there are no Canadians trying to immigrate to Mexico.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just do what he says... he's got that look again
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Back on topic...
... free of charge
did you died?
ed. there's no such genre as an invert lightning joke, bozo
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@dcon ah, yes, common mistake. Still claims a few priests every year, even now.
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But also funny stuff
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Shower thought: Die Hard features a character wandering around a tower at night while avoiding Alan Rickman. Die Hard is a Harry Potter film.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It doesn't have to be a snowman... ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭ Ohohoho.....
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@boomzilla part of the story is missing. How did spaghetti get out of the plate/box that's necessary to eat it and also would've prevented any part of rotten spaghetti from touching the server?
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla part of the story is missing. How did spaghetti get out of the plate/box that's necessary to eat it and also would've prevented any part of rotten spaghetti from touching the server?
There was no plate.
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@MrL so a guy just smeared a serving of spaghetti all over a server, and the only problem the manager sees here is that it was left there for too long?
I... can actually believe that.
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