The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dcon This has to be the origin of the phrase. It was strangely popular in some parts in the '80's.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann Which clearly puts it in the soft rock genre.
it sounds more like a subform of electronic music to me ... just a variation on general House
No, he’s a doctor, not a musician.
Actually, he's both.
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That must be @Polygeekery
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You had one job...
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@Gustav This is German, right? Does it make any more sense in German than in English?
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@jinpa I think the packaging is French even if the shop appears to be German.
Râpe 4 faces is 4-sided grater.
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Let's enjoy some paleolithic fun by Gary Larson:
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So, two clowns are eating a cannibal, and one looks up at the other ands says "glBWAAAAAAAAARRKlg" and then they finish eating him.
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@BernieTheBernie Okay, this one was funny:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie Okay, this one was funny:
Reminds me of this cross at the wayside I spotted about 10 years ago when I used to do some volunteer work on a tiny island. It had about 120 people, a few kilometers of dirt tracks and a grand total of 12 motorized vehicles. So I asked one of the guys, please don't tell me you had a fatal traffic accident here, and he was like, technically yes we did, "drunk driving". Dude came down from the highlands completely pissed, on his horse that usually just knows the way, but here he fell off and broke his neck.
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@topspin awkwardly glances at all the energy drink cans and pizza boxes around my room
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@Applied-Mediocrity awkwardly glances at the printed copy of ISO/IEC 14882:2020 on my desk
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin *awkwardly glances at all the energy drink cans
Strive instead for the Ballmer Peak.
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@GOG I do! I already cut down my drinking tenfold!
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Bonus points to everyone who recognizes that standard without looking up OR down.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bonus points to everyone who recognizes that standard without looking up.
I took the hit so others can benefit and take the points for free. No need to thank me.
No points for ing over the word "recognizes".
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@Zecc fixed.
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@dangeRuss you should get a Tesla.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are very few dishes that work for this joke and still make culinary sense, and lasagna isn't one of them.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are very few
dishestemperature scales that work for this joke and still make culinary sense, andlasagnaFahrenheit isn't one of them.
120°R would work fine.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are very few dishes that work for this joke and still make culinary sense, and lasagna isn't one of them.
Lasagna is not even going to cook at 120. Should've been 360
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are very few dishes that work for this joke and still make culinary sense, and lasagna isn't one of them.
Lasagna is not even going to cook at 120. Should've been 360
You guys like charcoal, I see.
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@Rhywden well, when I heat up a refrigerated lasagna in the oven, it tells me to put it on 180 C, which is roughly 360 F.
I assume the F stands for Freedom.
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@Rhywden well, there is the side fact that putting a lasagna in at 360 degrees will cook somewhat better than a lasagna in at 180 degrees.
And in the spirit of the thread, no, you eat it (after it has cooked onto the bottom of the oven)
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden well, there is the side fact that putting a lasagna in at 360 degrees will cook somewhat better than a lasagna in at 180 degrees.
Well obviously a lasagna at 180 degrees isn't going to cook, at all. But at least it'll keep for a very long time!
Filed under:
CaKelvin andHobbesOven
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@dangeRuss Instructions unclear, table on fire.
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@remi uh…
Oven cook - From Frozen. Electric 190°C, Fan 170°C, Gas 5, 45 mins
Guess it’s not going to cook?
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@remi Those are not “degrees” ()
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss Instructions unclear, table on fire.
Goddammit, you missed the vagina!
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a lasagna at 180 degrees isn't going to cook, at all. But at least it'll keep for a very long time!
No. It will fall out of the pan.
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@Arantor At least one of us is ing...
(and yes @Bulb, have your , those aren't degrees, but indeed and dammit Jim, this is the Funny thread stuff!!11! )
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@remi if you don't use degrees the food will stick to depan.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi uh…
Oven cook - From Frozen. Electric 190°C, Fan 170°C, Gas 5, 45 mins
Guess it’s not going to cook?
Nope, it's only going to defrost. Tried that the other day. The taste is exactly the same as microwaved.
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@Gustav the requirement was cooked. No one said anything about flavour, nutrition or anything like that.
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@Arantor I consider defrosting fundamentally different from cooking. If your cooking doesn't change something about the structure of the food, it's as much cooking as making a tea is.
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@Gustav “cooking from chilled” still changes the nature of the thing, e.g. cheese melts in the heat, but yes, point made.