The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@boomzilla y no soy en El Infierno.
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I swear, I post more in this thread than in all others combined....
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@Benjamin-Hall we'll find your sense of humor someday. Or if not us, our descendants.
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@boomzilla sacrilicious
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@Gribnit I considered posting in the challenge religions thread, but since the calf wasn't actually golden...
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My wife asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the store, but I accidentally picked 7 up.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
challenge religions thread, but since the calf wasn't actually golden...
Idolatry is easy religions thread
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla sacrilicious
It's tibia and fibula underneath that dude, you're thinking of something more hip.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit I considered posting in the challenge religions thread, but since the calf wasn't actually golden...
And thou shalt make ouches of gold. —Exodus 28:13
Sure looks like an ouchie to me.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit I considered posting in the challenge religions thread, but since the calf wasn't actually golden...
And thou shalt make ouches of gold. —Exodus 28:13
Sure looks like an ouchie to me.I coulda sworn that was
such
when I said it.
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@Mason_Wheeler but he already ate too much formic acid
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@Benjamin-Hall I hate you. I hate you so much.
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@boomzilla Why did you assign him to room 404?
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This was shared by my brother with the family, now my entire family is exchanging wasp and bee puns.
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@Dragoon I hope that got an appropriately stinging rejoinder, full of venom.
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A girl Potato and boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam,' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.....
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
OK!Here it is!
A COMMONTATER
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Turn off SafeSearch yo
It's Eliot now, not Ellen.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I'm not sure, but I think it is farmer.
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If I put hot sauce in the washer, will it spice up my wardrobe?
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@Benjamin-Hall It took a minute before I got this reference.
Not sure we have that brand here in Europe.
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@JBert no but we have Ajax, which name probably refers to (one of) the Greek heroes.
Though of course, him being Greek and not Trojan, he can't be said to be "tough on Greece" so the pun doesn't quite work.
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@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Though of course, him being Greek and not Trojan, he can't be said to be "tough on Greece" so the pun doesn't quite work.
Well, Athenian, iirc? Wasn't Troy just another island?
Anyway, it's all Greek to me.
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@Mason_Wheeler interesting mashup but doesn’t seem very punny.
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@Arantor It's the Marshmallow Mandalorian.
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@Mason_Wheeler Ah, I was trying to figure out the point of the Sailor Moon elements, but it looks like that's just the Sta-Puft outfit.