The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
Sure is. What's referred to as drowning is, at the physiological level, acute DHMO poisoning, as indicates above. DHMO strongly inhibits pulmonary gas exchange in more than very small quantities.
Yet, very few industries even place any voluntary regulations on threshold quantities for this substance, it has never been through FDA approval, and no warning signage is required when transporting it.
It's also (of course) an ingredient in all 3 major COVID vaccines.
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
Turns out I was thinking of Jimi Hendrix. Easy mistake to make tbf.
Isn't that the stinging butterfly guy?
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
Sure is. What's referred to as drowning is, at the physiological level, acute DHMO poisoning, as indicates above. DHMO strongly inhibits pulmonary gas exchange in more than very small quantities.
Yet, very few industries even place any voluntary regulations on threshold quantities for this substance, it has never been through FDA approval, and no warning signage is required when transporting it.
It's also (of course) an ingredient in all 3 major COVID vaccines.
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
Turns out I was thinking of Jimi Hendrix. Easy mistake to make tbf.
Isn't that the stinging butterfly guy?
Wasn't that Bruce Boxleitner?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
Sure is. What's referred to as drowning is, at the physiological level, acute DHMO poisoning, as indicates above. DHMO strongly inhibits pulmonary gas exchange in more than very small quantities.
Yet, very few industries even place any voluntary regulations on threshold quantities for this substance, it has never been through FDA approval, and no warning signage is required when transporting it.
It's also (of course) an ingredient in all 3 major COVID vaccines.
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
Turns out I was thinking of Jimi Hendrix. Easy mistake to make tbf.
Isn't that the stinging butterfly guy?
Wasn't that Bruce Boxleitner?
Hey! You're supposed to do this with real people's names, not mix the names of the Die Hard guy and Captain Kirk's actor!
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@dcon
they are obviously missing a screw
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon
they are obviously missing a screwThey could have done each other on the way …
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@dcon "My name is Allen, and this is my wife Wrench."
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TBH, if she had quarantined properly in the first place, she wouldn't be testing positive now.
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@boomzilla Guilty.
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I highly recommend the GrumpySkeletor account to follow on anti-social media.
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Read left to right.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bad planning, bad scheduling, bad following cycle, erratic cycle, I would feel completely humiliated in such circumstances.
Joke was still funny but I feel for that girl.
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@Karla what are you saying? She looks fucking metal. A pool of blood next to her, and she's just laughing!
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My wife had the opposite problem. She posted her positive COVID test on Facebook, and more than 1 person congratulated her.
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@Vault_Dweller I wonder if it's going to be less or more confusing with the antibody COVID-19 tests, the kind that can show up to three stripes: control, IgM, and IgG antibodies.
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@aitap "Congratulations on the twins!"
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@aitap said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller I wonder if it's going to be less or more confusing with the antibody COVID-19 tests, the kind that can show up to three stripes: control, IgM, and IgG antibodies,
"We've got some bad news and some good news.
You're positive for COVID. And you're pregnant,. But your baby tested negative for both COVID and pregnancy"
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Read left to right.
DON'T BE AFRAID TO GIVE
SAVE A LIFE BLOOD
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SAVE A
DON'T LIFE
BE AFRAID
TO GIVE BLOOD
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But your baby tested negative for both COVID and pregnancy
NSFL
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aitap said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller I wonder if it's going to be less or more confusing with the antibody COVID-19 tests, the kind that can show up to three stripes: control, IgM, and IgG antibodies,
"We've got some bad news and some good news.
You're positive for COVID. And you're pregnant,. But your baby tested negative for both COVID and pregnancy""And your daughter is doing drugs, your dog is diabetic, and your car needs an oil change."
It's a joke just about as old as the first urine tests.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla what are you saying? She looks fucking metal. A pool of blood next to her, and she's just laughing!
I suppose when you own it (even if at the time you don't know what "it" is).
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@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My wife had the opposite problem. She posted her positive COVID test on Facebook, and more than 1 person congratulated her.
Well they congratulated her on gaining super immunity.
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@dcon I always use weapons when eating.
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@loopback0 "arms dealer"
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What are these subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQIntekPlfo
Please welcome the
Editor
Yeah
Your mom
Representing Russia
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