Nope, you eat it
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@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
diarrhea
@Carnage said in Nope, you eat it:
Shart?
I definitely don't eat those.
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@hungrier at first the green glow in the truck was the largest concern. Somehow the lab scene is not reassuring me. What superpowers do they offer?
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@Gribnit Nobody thought to tell the delivery guy to put his pants on, at least for the promo video
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@hungrier said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit Nobody thought to tell the delivery guy to put his pants on, at least for the promo video
I'm not sure whether I'm surprised I didn't notice this, or just glad.
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@hungrier: I bet the only reason they didn't call their product Soylent is because a different company already uses that name.
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@Carnage said in Nope, you eat it:
@hungrier said in Nope, you eat it:
That food is peak hipster.
It's giving me flashbacks to B-school group projects.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
Cooking a patty that thin for 10-12 minutes... that's truly horrifying!
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@hungrier
so we have a green glowing truck, a pant less delivery guy, a shady laboratory, freakishly long nails and cooking with kitchen gloves like you're Walter White ... I'm in!
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@Luhmann said in Nope, you eat it:
I'm in!
It certainly looks as if you would end up "in" it if you try to look too closely behind the scenes...
(spoiler: Tintin is saved because US workers get on strike!)
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@remi said in Nope, you eat it:
(spoiler: Tintin is saved because US workers get on strike!)
Different times. Was this under DeGaulle?
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@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
Was this under DeGaulle?
The book it's from was published in serialized form in 1931–1932, and probably had its research done some time before that (late 1920s).
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
The book it's from was published in serialized form in 1931–1932
Back then they still used XML and not JSON or protobuf.
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
Back then they still used XML and not JSON or protobuf.
I think you'll find that when you go that far back, they were using CORBA.
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CORBA
:obi-wan-saying-"now-that's -name-I've-not-heard-in-a-long-time".asf:
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
Back then they still used XML and not JSON or protobuf.
I think you'll find that when you go that far back, they were using CORBA.
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
Back then they still used XML and not JSON or protobuf.
I think you'll find that when you go that far back, they were using CORBA.
Well, that would be a recent addition, as an API over the legacy SGML.
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Obviously doesn't make this thread for being gross or whatever. Just...meh.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
Obviously doesn't make this thread for being gross or whatever. Just...meh.
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/28165/a-great-national-sadness
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@boomzilla finally, a way to experience Clamato without the tomato juice getting in the way! They say that carbonation increases the rate of caproic acid uptake, too.
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@hungrier said in Nope, you eat it:
"This combination will generate margins never seen before"
"We manage to sell cheaper crap than anyone else for more money"
"Our team is a combination of young and passionate entrepreneurs"
"The teenage entrepreneurs on the team are young and the undocumented entrepreneurs are passionate about having a job at all, so we don't have to spend a lot of money on wages"
The exciting journey of late stage capitalism.
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@boomzilla I generally hate boiled meat, as well as raw meat, but this has intrigued me. I'd certainly try it when given opportunity.
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@Gąska it's not that it's going to be actually gross or whatever. Just a waste of what could have been a good piece of meat.
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@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla I generally hate boiled meat, as well as raw meat, but this has intrigued me. I'd certainly try it when given opportunity.
I think this is what sous vide is, right?
Personally, if I'm going to cook meat at low temperatures, I'll smoke it.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla I generally hate boiled meat, as well as raw meat, but this has intrigued me. I'd certainly try it when given opportunity.
I think this is what sous vide is, right?
Dunno, I don't speak Japanese. But if it's any good, then British definitely weren't original inventors.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear Not quite. In sous vide the water doesn't touch your food, and you don't boil it but keep it at a fixed temperature. Typically you'd place your food in a vacuum sealed bag and immerse that in the water, then let it cook to whatever temperature. For steak you would sear the outside of it in a pan after it's done
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@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla I generally hate boiled meat, as well as raw meat, but this has intrigued me. I'd certainly try it when given opportunity.
I think this is what sous vide is, right?
Dunno, I don't speak Japanese. But if it's any good, then British definitely weren't original inventors.
Not sure if this is a joke (like you misusing pronouns) or not, but the phrase sous vide is French and in modern times the technique is associated with French cooking.
Although apparently it's based on the work of a guy who Wikipedia describes as an American-born British person, by which they mean he fought for England in the Revolutionary War.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla I generally hate boiled meat, as well as raw meat, but this has intrigued me. I'd certainly try it when given opportunity.
I think this is what sous vide is, right?
Dunno, I don't speak Japanese. But if it's any good, then British definitely weren't original inventors.
Not sure if this is a joke
French
What do you think?
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gąska it's not that it's going to be actually gross or whatever.
It sure as hell looks like it, though.
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Just because we're screwing around with this in the other thread
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Morality doesn't.
But good taste does.
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@Zerosquare your taste just isn't good enough for a pineapple pizza
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbVt5rtBa90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUFVY-5T-ck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA7-plm7fJA
There are other bad ideas on the channel, and some less-bad ideas.
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@Gąska said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zerosquare your taste just isn't good enough for a pineapple pizza
I'd say "Eat shit" except it looks like Delphi already does:
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If you've just arrived at this thread and it seems emptier than before, you might be looking for https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/28244/nope-you-city-it
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@boomzilla since we already have dressing and pizza, I feel like this is relevant even if non-edible:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8pt2oc/shoutout_to_the_13yearold_on_a_skateboard_who/
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https://www.facebook.com/717353861694044/posts/4472220879540638/?d=n
In this dish we find rice fermented for 3-5 days with penicillium roqueforti with a raw white veal on the top. A perfect balance between the milky notes of the fermented rice and the meat.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
https://www.facebook.com/717353861694044/posts/4472220879540638/?d=n
In this dish we find rice fermented for 3-5 days with penicillium roqueforti with a raw white veal on the top. A perfect balance between the milky notes of the fermented rice and the meat.
Needs pickles, mushrooms and raw egg, but other than that looks great.
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@loopback0 Waste of good crickets.