Sportsball WTF
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@izzion said in Sportsball WTF:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Sportsball WTF:
"pedal "twitch
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If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport. I'm all for adding generous amounts of petrol to football to turn it into a sport. He'll, I'll even throw in the match for free.
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@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport.
*sits in a car-mounted massage chair all day and barely moves any muscles*
What are you doing?
Sport.
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@Gąska said in Sportsball WTF:
@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport.
*sits in a car-mounted massage chair all day and barely moves any muscles*
What are you doing?
Sport.Damm straight!
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@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
I'll even throw in the match for free.
Do you want to compete with Polygeekery?
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@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport.
What about gunpowder?
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@boomzilla said in Sportsball WTF:
@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport.
What about gunpowder?
I'll allow it. Pretty much anything that goes bang basically.
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@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
I'm all for adding generous amounts of petrol to football to turn it into a sport.
Only women's football, though. There's ample evidence on YouTube that adding petrol to testosterone is a really bad idea.
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@izzion said in Sportsball WTF:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Sportsball WTF:
pedal
twitch
I drank like three cups of coffee after thinking, "Well, I know it's not petal," and then typing that. That's my bad.
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@Gąska said in Sportsball WTF:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Sportsball WTF:
@Gąska said in Sportsball WTF:
@GuyWhoKilledBear at least majority of time is spent playing
Yeah, but it's spent playing soccer. Who wants to do that?
Even soccer is better than cancer commercials, don't you think?
I see a lot of cancer commercials during football but I enjoy football when I actually have time to watch it.
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@DogsB said in Sportsball WTF:
@Gąska said in Sportsball WTF:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in Sportsball WTF:
@Gąska said in Sportsball WTF:
@GuyWhoKilledBear at least majority of time is spent playing
Yeah, but it's spent playing soccer. Who wants to do that?
Even soccer is better than cancer commercials, don't you think?
I see a lot of cancer commercials during football but I enjoy football when I actually have time to watch it.
Makes you wonder who's buying all that cancer.
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@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport. I'm all for adding generous amounts of petrol to football to turn it into a sport. He'll, I'll even throw in the match for free.
I've always thought that ice hockey is the perfect sport. Its just so nonsensical and entertaining. Its the kind of thing you imagine drunk Russians doing in winter to pass the time but its somehow profitable.
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@DogsB said in Sportsball WTF:
@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
If it doesn't include petrol, it's a well paid hobby, not a sport. I'm all for adding generous amounts of petrol to football to turn it into a sport. He'll, I'll even throw in the match for free.
I've always thought that ice hockey is the perfect sport. Its just so nonsensical and entertaining. Its the kind of thing you imagine drunk Russians doing in winter to pass the time but its somehow profitable.
Almost but not quite like:
@Gąska said in TIL (about the Dark Arts of HTML):
TIL about Polish ping pong.
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@HardwareGeek said in Sportsball WTF:
@Carnage said in Sportsball WTF:
I'm all for adding generous amounts of petrol to football to turn it into a sport.
Only women's football, though. There's ample evidence on YouTube that adding petrol to testosterone is a really bad idea.
I don't see the problem.
https://youtu.be/XPUDdB3-O7oSee, instantly better!
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@Carnage That seems to me like a very Russian sort of thing, not something I'd expect the stuffy French to engage in.
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@HardwareGeek
Needs more cheese and wine for that
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@Luhmann said in Sportsball WTF:
@HardwareGeek
Needs more cheese and wine for thatAnd surrendering.
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@HardwareGeek said in Sportsball WTF:
@Carnage That seems to me like a very Russian sort of thing, not something I'd expect the stuffy French to engage in.
I would expect the Russian thing would be to do that on a frozen river with spiked tires.
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"Sports"
ballWTF:Note: I believe that in this context GOAT is an initialism for "Greatest Of All Time", not an animal with horns. But I could be wrong.
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@HardwareGeek Oh pleez, Mr Mayweather, don't pull any of your punches...
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@HardwareGeek said in Sportsball WTF:
"Sports"
ballWTF:Note: I believe that in this context GOAT is an initialism for "Greatest Of All Time", not an animal with horns. But I could be wrong.
Yes, that's what it means. IMO, he's definitely one of, but not the greatest boxer of all time. Muhammad Ali is probably the consensus GOAT. I would rank him above Floyd.
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"When the game kicked off, one of our players passed the ball to the opponent and our team walked to the sidelines. Holdenstedt scored, but the referee booked our captain for unsportsmanlike conduct… for the rest of the match our players returned to the field but they only stood on the pitch."
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Sportsball WTF:
@HardwareGeek said in Sportsball WTF:
a very Russian sort of thing
Nope.
We do the same here. (No, I'm not watching it, thanks for asking)
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@lolwhat said in Sportsball WTF:
@Luhmann said in Sportsball WTF:
@HardwareGeek
Needs more cheese and wine for thatAnd surrendering.
Such a lame and tired cliché. Have my upvote.
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@topspin Sportsball WTFs seem to be particularly in high demand and supply in .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKG5HW-nJ24
The furry run looks totally rave
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@topspin said in Sportsball WTF:
@lolwhat said in Sportsball WTF:
@Luhmann said in Sportsball WTF:
@HardwareGeek
Needs more cheese and wine for thatAnd surrendering.
Such a lame and tired cliché. Have my upvote.
It's all about the Internetpointzzzzzzzzzzz
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Sportsball WTF:
Die Highlights - Deutscher Eisfußball
PokalPolkaFTFDeutschland
Needs :accordion: emoji; too bad we don't have one.
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@HardwareGeek said in Sportsball WTF:
Needs :accordion: emoji; too bad we don't have one.
It could be worse. We could have an :accordion: that auto-plays accordion “music”…
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@dkf said in Sportsball WTF:
@HardwareGeek said in Sportsball WTF:
Needs :accordion: emoji; too bad we don't have one.
It could be worse. We could have an :accordion: that auto-plays accordion “music”…
Doing the needful:
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Now that we have descended into silliness...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=metkwb74kq8
With the cancellation of the Oktoberfest in 2020 due to the Coronavirus pandemic, this is the first year that the Oktoberfest will not take place since 1949.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Sportsball WTF:
Now that we have descended into silliness...
Only now? Like we hadn't already?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Sportsball WTF:
With the cancellation of the Oktoberfest in 2020 due to the Coronavirus pandemic, this is the first year that the Oktoberfest will not take place since 1949.
We just need to all go Zoom meeting to Zoom meeting, celebrating Oktoberfest 45 minutes at a time
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Sportsball WTF:
Now that we have descended into silliness...
That still wasn't as silly as SRIV, a game that truly did not take itself seriously…
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@dkf said in Sportsball WTF:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Sportsball WTF:
Now that we have descended into silliness...
That still wasn't as silly as SRIV, a game that truly did not take itself seriously…
Indeed; very silly, but a lot of fun (although I never did get through that stupid Santa delivery mission).
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The guys running his stadium sound system played a boo-track after two different shitty plays.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear that's better than the players doing so.
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@boomzilla Ah, some more info...
It has been a tradition over the years to attempt to skip your shot off the water on No. 16 during practice rounds. And while any regular golfer would simply send their shot plunging into a pond (you know, because gravity), pro golfers turn that pond into a playable avenue of some sort.
I was wondering why he would even try that!
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Golf :
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@HardwareGeek Hah! I've never scored 10 on a single hole.
This is due to the "single digit rule." There's only room for one digit on a score card, you see, and there's no way you got a zero.
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@boomzilla
So you’re saying all your hole in ones had 9 warm up shots?
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@izzion he's saying he only writes down the first digit. Usually 2 or 3
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