The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra it's scenario J-O-K-E
Well.... Shit.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As long as it's not something like RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!
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@loopback0 probably because actual REST is absolutely useless even for the simplest of CRUDs and GraphQL actually makes sense so there's less incllination to break the rules.
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In my little author's notiebook, I have jotted down an idea for a couple whose sex life is so boring, their safeword is "safeword".
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A wild @HardwareGeek appears.
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@boomzilla Groucho Marx, asked to explain the title of the movie "Duck Soup", gave the answer "Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life."
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A wild @HardwareGeek appears.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess people will pervert anything these days.
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@obeselymorbid that thread is
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@dangeRuss What, to eat? Oh wait, what category am I in...?
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@Tsaukpaetra yea my bad, wrong category
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@dangeRuss And those who didn't witness the OP will forever wonder...
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@Tsaukpaetra oh well here's a PG one
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@dangeRuss I feel so sorry for the fucker who gets it read out. "backhand index finger pointing up emoji, index finger pointing up emoji, thumbs-down emoji, call me hand emoji, strong arm emoji..."
Edit: I was going to get the original tweet, but the closest I got was someone's reply to it. The account is suspended.
Here's an approximation:
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra oh well here's a PG one
False. The cropping there is obscene.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra oh well here's a PG one
False. The cropping there is obscene.
My bad, can't figure out how to repost shit from Quora - fuckers won't let you copy image URL or save image, so have to resort to doing screenshots.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra oh well here's a PG one
False. The cropping there is obscene.
My bad, can't figure out how to repost shit from Quora - fuckers won't let you copy image URL or save image, so have to resort to doing screenshots.
Lern2Crop
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I know neither Four Tops nor the reason why "reach out" would be inappropriate at workplace.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I know neither Four Tops nor the reason why "reach out" would be inappropriate at workplace.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra oh well here's a PG one
False. The cropping there is obscene.
My bad, can't figure out how to repost shit from Quora - fuckers won't let you copy image URL or save image, so have to resort to doing screenshots.
Lern2Crop
Is that an app?
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@dangeRuss it's meme speak for "learn to crop". Your phone's image gallery surely should have a crop tool, looking something like this:
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I trust my anus to hold its contents under pressure. Either end.
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@Tsaukpaetra as someone who suffers from random vomits at the worst possible times, I can tell you upper anus is terrible at withstanding pressure.