RPG: The End War (OOC thread)
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@boomzilla said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
@Gribnit said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
@boomzilla said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
@Gąska said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
@Mason_Wheeler said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
@Gąska or @boomzilla, who seems to be a bit more responsive at the moment, notwithstanding.
@boomzilla explicitly said he's not going to restore them without our dear leader's approval.
I sent him an email.
You should probably lie down for a bit.
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@PleegWat said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
@PotatoEngineer Yeah, and at some point you're just overly making assumptions about the architecture of the system.
Fuck off.
/s
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@error_bot said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
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Bit testing appears to have leaked again
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@Jaloopa said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
Bit testing appears to have leaked again
It was just supposed to be an announcement that it's ready for y'all to attack. I mean, use.
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Okay, time to create the character.
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@dmbot roll 4d6k3
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@Gąska
14
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@dmbot roll 4d6k3
roll 4d6k3
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Yay! Natural 1 for intelligence! Just as I wanted!
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Those are some very odd results. Let me check this...
@dmbot roll 4d6k3
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OK, looks like it's working properly, and you just had crappy luck with the RNG.
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@Mason_Wheeler I blame accounting.
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@Mason_Wheeler so... can I reroll?
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@Gąska Yeah, that set is bad enough that I'll rule it's worth throwing out. Reroll for all 6.
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@dmbot roll 4d6k3
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@Gąska said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
Yay! Natural 1 for intelligence! Just as I wanted!
Hey, at least you're more intelligent than a cow. Just barely.
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@HardwareGeek I wasn't being ironic. I DO want my character to be that dumb.
@Mason_Wheeler can I trade 6 points of intelligence for +1's into three other stats, the ones that would be odd?
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@Gąska Bob, not being a prisoner, is fully geared. He's wearing chainmail, a helmet, and his armaments of choice. (Choose a one-handed sword and a shield, a polearm, or an axe.) He also has two potions of healing. Other gear, such as rations, tents, etc are packed in a box that's strapped to the outside of the cart.
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@Gąska I'm gonna say, no stats below 6. You can trade 3 points for two +1s.
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@Mason_Wheeler Yeah, AFAICT, you need an INT of at least 6 to be capable of even speaking in humanoid language.
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@Mason_Wheeler fair enough. Thanks!
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@HardwareGeek Also, my son (a somewhat more experienced player than I am) says, "Please don't do that to your party."
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@HardwareGeek Yeah. There's a very short list of players I'd trust with a character that dumb. It basically consists of Travis Willingham and... yeah, that's about it.
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Damn, I already saved my sheet. @Mason_Wheeler can you delete and recreate my character?
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@Gąska You can click on the sheet and edit stats.
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@Mason_Wheeler oh.
So just for the record, it'll be 16+2 STR, 13 DEX, 14+2 CON, 6 INT, 12 WIS and 12 CHA.
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LOL I misclicked in character sheet and accidentally rolled nat 20 initiative.
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@Gąska Well, you used up your luck for a while.
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@Mason_Wheeler it doesn't seem like helmets are included in standard 5e rules? Is that a simple mistake or are helmets actually important for your campaign?
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@Gąska ...you're right.
Let's just say it's a part of the suit of armor, part of the look if nothing else. A proper soldier has a proper helmet, even if there aren't specifically mechanics for it.
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Just finished reading the OP in the game thread. Interesting situation. If @HardwareGeek's plan pans out, the most likely outcome will be 2v4 PVP - me and NPC Thaddeus against everyone else.
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Also, I insist everyone calls him Mr Thaddeus.
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@Gąska said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
If @HardwareGeek's plan pans out, the most likely outcome will be 2v4 PVP
Nah, I'm not planning to escape (yet, anyway); I'm just looking at what I might be able to do, if the situation calls for it.
Or are you saying you might attack me for the bad jokes?
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@HardwareGeek you're safe, I'm too dumb to understand them.
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"Solid wood" doesn't really match "cobbled together" and "shoddily-built", but whatever.
You're right; I should have clarified on that point. The wood itself is solid and quite heavy, but the manner in which the cart has been assembled from it is hasty and of poor quality, to the point where any party members who might be familiar with carpentry or engineering would have at least some reason to worry that it could well collapse around them before they reach their destination to stand trial.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in RPG: The End War (OOC thread):
any party members who might be familiar with carpentry or engineering
Not me, I think.
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The cart is a total deathtrap. To the point where Panapos can't help but wonder if it was intentionally designed as such, to collapse on its passengers out in the middle of nowhere, conveniently saving the expense of a trial.
That would certainly make a short campaign...